"I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience."
-- Shelley Winters
I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
-- Carl Zwanzig
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
-- Arthur C. Clarke
We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
~~Gilbert Keith Chesterton