Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. ~Robert Benchley
(After yesterdays flights, deliver me to first class...PLEASE!)
We are the people our parents warned us about.
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
~ Peter Gabriel ~
"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
-- Rita Mae Brown
(No wonder I'm a happy person!)