"Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things."
-- Woody Allen
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
--George Bernard Shaw
"It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well."
"Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
-- Lucille Ball