"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
-- Lucille Ball
an Indian word meaning lousy hunter
PUPKUS (pup'kus) n
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater
PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.