PUPKUS (pup'kus) n
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater
PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.