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Wednesday's Quote

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

  


Tuesday's Quote

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

DISCONFECT (dis kon fect) v.
To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

  


Monday's Quote

Monday, February 20, 2012

CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

  
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BOO-SHAY 2/20/2012 4:51PM

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KNITTINGNAN 2/20/2012 3:28PM

  You should have used your upper body strenght training, lifting the string above your head and slowly moving left to right while pulling it into little pieces....then putting it back on the floor to let the vacuum devour it. If this doesn't work, it's time to buy a new vacuum...or join the "What's Got Your Goat" Sparkpeople team. Their goats eat anything!!!

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Sunday's Quote (Another definition)

Sunday, February 19, 2012

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

  


Saturday's Quote (Definition)

Saturday, February 18, 2012

FRUST (frust) n
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

  
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