"I'm the only person I know that's lost a quarter of a billion dollars in one year.... It's very character-building."
"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."
-- Robert Heinlein
When I can't handle events, I let them handle themselves.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
--Charles M. Schulz, (Snoopy)
"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
-- Evan Esar