"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."
-- Ann Landers
"What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you."
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
-- Terry Pratchett
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
-- Spike Milligan