"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."
-- Terry Pratchett
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"
-- Spike Milligan
"Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
-- Scott Adams
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.