"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
-- Scott Adams
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
"You dont have to specialize - do everything that you love and then, at some time, the future will come together for you in some form."
--Francis Ford Coppola
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
-- Bertrand Russell
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.