Never trust a thin chef.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
-- Rita Rudner
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
-- Noelie Altito
"If you believe everything you read, better not read."
-- Japanese Proverb