"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
-- Rita Rudner
"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
-- Noelie Altito
"If you believe everything you read, better not read."
-- Japanese Proverb
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce
"It's never just a game when you're winning."
-- George Carlin