"If you believe everything you read, better not read."
-- Japanese Proverb
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce
"It's never just a game when you're winning."
-- George Carlin
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~Bill Vaughn