From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. ~Katharine Whitehorn
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included. ~Author Unknown
"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way."
-- Franklin P. Adams
You're not drunk if you canlate on the floor without holding on.
Never eat more than you can lift.