Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?"
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.