Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?"
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"Getting there isn't half the fun - it's all the fun."