A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
-- E. V. Lucas
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today."
-- Herman Wouk