"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
-- E. V. Lucas
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today."
-- Herman Wouk
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. ~Erma Bombeck