A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. ~Erma Bombeck
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
-- Alfred Hitchcock
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
-- Steven Wright
"The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions."