We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
-- Tallulah Bankhead
"The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor."
--Michael Patrick King
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward."
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
"I think it's always a good move to listen to that inner voice, if it doesn't lead to a crime."
-- Lisa Kudrow