I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
-- Albert Einstein
Not all treasure is silver and gold...
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.
"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything."
-- Charles Kuralt