"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
-- Miss Piggy
Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
-- Tallulah Bankhead
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
-- Bill Cosby
The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.
--Dr. Michael Phelps