"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
-- A. J. Liebling
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
-- Miss Piggy
Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.
"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
-- Tallulah Bankhead