"We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can."
"Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?"
-- George Wallace
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
-- Robert X. Cringely
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.