Thursday, March 15, 2012
I do not even have a dog anymore! I stepped out of my car in front of the neighbor's yard where my mailbox is now located:Poop all over my shoe, but I do not realize it, so get my mail(it is 4:30 a.m..and very dark out) close the door, buckle up, set mail on seat, put car in gear, shuffle on down the road,,sniffing... mhhpphh????
Holy gag reflex! I am at this point driving down our street in the dark, smelling my underarms, gagging...
I know I smell better than that!!
I then realize that wonderful distinct odor,, but have to keep on driving, but my FOOT IS SLIPPING OFF THE GAS PEDAL!!!!!!!!!!
I have no choice but to drive, but then I realize I have to touch my brake pedal at some point, no matter where I drive!! Picture me driving down the highway at 40 mph, all the windows opened, my hair blowing all over, me gagging with my head hanging out, ironically, like a dog when their owner opens their window...grrrr..
I finally get to work, but jump out of the car, wiping my shoes all over the grassy lawn,, got it all off? Hmm, not sure, will find out when I get the sniff reaction at work..
one person sniffs, asks if anybody smells something like doggie poop,, ,, I walk away,,
fast forward, I get out of work walk out to my car, it is almost 70 degrees outside,, the car windows have been up for 6 hours,, oh boy...
I cannot describe that nauseated feeling when my stomach turned as I got in the car.. of course I do not want anybody there to see me checking out my shoe or the floor mats or pedals because they will realize it WAS me all day..
Turns out there was only a teensy spot left on the bottom of my shoe, BUT I swear on my dad's ashes, a whole pile of it on my car mat under the pedals, on the pedals,,
I have to drive home slipping and sliding away getting even more poop on my shoes again, then I race into my driveway, the door flies open and I kick my shoes off, pull the car mat out on the driveway, go in house, get doggie stain remover, paper towels,and go back outside to PICK IT UP WITH MY HANDS and shake everything out, spray the pedals to soak them,, guess what dried on the pedals? Got to go back out there and clean those pedals again now before DD and I go to her doc appointment,, she is in pain, so I will do a solo on this cleaning job.
SO, unless your days started in s---, literally, do not complain to me!!!!!!!!!!!