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day started with dog poop !

Thursday, March 15, 2012

I do not even have a dog anymore! I stepped out of my car in front of the neighbor's yard where my mailbox is now located:Poop all over my shoe, but I do not realize it, so get my mail(it is 4:30 a.m..and very dark out) close the door, buckle up, set mail on seat, put car in gear, shuffle on down the road,,sniffing... mhhpphh????
Holy gag reflex! I am at this point driving down our street in the dark, smelling my underarms, gagging...
I know I smell better than that!!
I then realize that wonderful distinct odor,, but have to keep on driving, but my FOOT IS SLIPPING OFF THE GAS PEDAL!!!!!!!!!! emoticon

I have no choice but to drive, but then I realize I have to touch my brake pedal at some point, no matter where I drive!! Picture me driving down the highway at 40 mph, all the windows opened, my hair blowing all over, me gagging with my head hanging out, ironically, like a dog when their owner opens their window...grrrr..

I finally get to work, but jump out of the car, wiping my shoes all over the grassy lawn,, got it all off? Hmm, not sure, will find out when I get the sniff reaction at work..

one person sniffs, asks if anybody smells something like doggie poop,, ,, I walk away,,

fast forward, I get out of work walk out to my car, it is almost 70 degrees outside,, the car windows have been up for 6 hours,, oh boy...

I cannot describe that nauseated feeling when my stomach turned as I got in the car.. of course I do not want anybody there to see me checking out my shoe or the floor mats or pedals because they will realize it WAS me all day..

Turns out there was only a teensy spot left on the bottom of my shoe, BUT I swear on my dad's ashes, a whole pile of it on my car mat under the pedals, on the pedals,,

I have to drive home slipping and sliding away getting even more poop on my shoes again, then I race into my driveway, the door flies open and I kick my shoes off, pull the car mat out on the driveway, go in house, get doggie stain remover, paper towels,and go back outside to PICK IT UP WITH MY HANDS and shake everything out, spray the pedals to soak them,, guess what dried on the pedals? Got to go back out there and clean those pedals again now before DD and I go to her doc appointment,, she is in pain, so I will do a solo on this cleaning job.

SO, unless your days started in s---, literally, do not complain to me!!!!!!!!!!!

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KILLERANGEL47 3/16/2012 4:57AM

    You poor thing!! emoticon Congratz for seeing the funny side, though! emoticon I would be REALLY p***ed off and it would have seriously ruined my day! emoticon

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IOWARHINO 3/16/2012 12:02AM

    This is not only gross it is the funniest thing I have read in many days. I have empathy for your situation and hope this was the worst day of your week.

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 3/15/2012 10:57PM

    How disgusting for you. I am so sorry about this and whoever left the mess in the first place. You handled it much better than I would have. But even though it was disgusting and you still had it to clean up, you really had me laughing with your telling of the story. (Sorry)

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NORASPAT 3/15/2012 4:07PM

    LINDA, I sso understand. I have the most sensitive nose and gag reflex. I remeber streeys in England where you had to always look where you were going. We have a leash law here and our city has a "pick it up "law too but too many people are not respectful of others.
One neighbor actually has signs all around his property NO DOGS.

A previous next door neighbour watched as another neighbours dog dropped in his yard. Our neighbour went out and scooped and put it on paper, wrapped it like a package and took it to the other house. He knocked on the door and told the man he had left something in the yard he needed to return and then he left. The man had a new dog walking route but our neighbour had less mess in his yard. I doubt I could ever do that but I thought it was brilliant.
I hope you have the mess cleaned and more importantly.!
I hope your Daughter is well. Pat in Maine emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DEBBIEANNE1124 3/15/2012 2:24PM

    I won't tell you how horrible it was to hear you stepped in it. My sympathy friend. but you had me ROFLMAO reading your words. Again you should be in a movie with robin Williams. Great story line.
No complaints from me.

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MS.ELENI 3/15/2012 2:18PM

    emoticon I am sorry but this did make me laugh.It does make it worse when you don't even have a dog. Hubby always carries a poop bag if he takes our dog for walk but so many people don't.

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    No poop, but 5 rounds of vomit last night. And a 3 year olds bad dream about snakes in her bed. Gonna be a long day.

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GERIKRAGH 3/15/2012 1:25PM

    This is so horrid, but unfortunately for you, it's also funny!

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hairs cut day

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Today was the day to get my hairs cut. I also got some coloring applied. IF my hair did not look like dirty salt and pepper, I would let it go natural, but even for me, I cannot abide that dirty grey look. On anybody. WHen mine turns snow white like all the chickies in my family, I will be thrilled to let it grow out.. Luckily for me, the local Beauty Academy is extremely inexpensive .

I got a cut, color, highlights(15 foils!), style,, for $40!!! This kind of beauty doesn't just "happen"!! emoticon
I had lots of fun with my friends there too... it is 71 degrees outdoors and I hope the snow stays away for at least a week!

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IOWARHINO 3/16/2012 12:03AM

    You always add a bright spot to my day Thanks!!!

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 3/15/2012 10:58PM

    What a great pick me up. I always feel better when I get my hair done. Have a great weekend!!!

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NORASPAT 3/14/2012 9:27PM

    71 degrees now that is a big surprise.
We have snow coming down but will bw warmer by the weekend. The snow is going and I am seeing my bulbs grow woo hoo, Way to go LOVELY LINDA Pat in Maine. emoticon emoticon

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DEBBIEANNE1124 3/14/2012 7:27PM

    Your hair sounds pretty much like mine. In color that is. Under this red.
Glad you like the results.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Feeling a lot better, back to work,,

I really love Puritans Pride to get my supplements. I ordered them March 6, they were shipped out on March 9, I received them yesterday via UPS. I am now taking white kidney bean extract for carb matabolism .. chlorella for mercury purging in my system. I have the 7 keto on back order,, apparently Dr. Oz influenced so many people to take it that even the health food stores are taking names for back orders!! That is a major dietary metabolism booster,.

My doctor appt. is 3/19/2012,, I will be bring them along to show him..
UPS truck just came: I now have the 7-keto.. took one,, Dr. Oz instructed us to take one a day, then gradually build to two, then three, then top at four a day. We will see if this helps me metabolize food better,,, I have been tested many, many, many times for thyroid dysfunction, but it always comes back very normal..

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LESSOFPMCD 3/13/2012 9:58PM

    Please be sure you tell your Doctor or all of your supplements and vitamins. Some do not interact well with each other or with other medications.

Remember just because something is natural it does not necessarily mean it is good for you!

I started to take a multivitamin with iron and next time I had blood tests I got a call from the DR as soon as they saw the results - turns out I had gone into iron overload they asked what I was eating etc - I told them I was taking the vitamins and was told to stop taking it immediately. Also my potassium levels were way too high. Everyone is differnt and vitamins and natural supplements and certain mixes of them are not always the best thing for your health.

That said - if they work for you and the Dr says it is okay - I wish you great success with them.

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NORASPAT 3/13/2012 8:28PM

    LINDA, It sounds like Dr Oz is on every body's lips except mine. I never knew what he looked like till I walked in to a pharmacy and there was a huge poster of him advertising something or other.
I am way too sensitive to take supplements these days. Are you able to check where they come from.

We finally got in to the 50's yesterday but we are going back down to much colder weather for a few days. My bulbs are almost all through now so once it dries out I will have some yard work to do. Take care of yourself HUGS Pat in Maine. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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PICKIE98 3/13/2012 6:10PM

    I am not familiar with forskolin, but the 7 keto did say the thing about high BP, but so does OTC stuff,, I, too had the big "H" in the early 90's..
I will discuss it with doc next monday,,

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DEBBIEANNE1124 3/13/2012 3:24PM

    sounds like you're alls tocked up for the next few years. Plus the free botles you receive.
I hope they do their job on you.

I do know the one supplement i got from Puritans pride sure does it's job. I bot Papaya enzyme if i get some food stuck oin down i take 2 or 3 of them and it clears through toe bite of food that is stuck almost immediately.

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SERAPHGYRL 3/13/2012 3:02PM

    I told my sister about 7-Keto and Forskolin the other day and she purchased them. I'm not sure which one did what but she said one of them says not to take it if you have high blood pressure (she has it) and the other one made her feel nauseated. I may have to buy them from her when I can find an extra $65.

I have also had my thyroid checked only to learn it's normal. I've decided to attribute my weight problems to menopause. I have no idea if it's really true because I had a hysterectomy way back in the 90s.

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uh-oh,, sick day

Monday, March 12, 2012

Got to work, lasted less than an hour, and then BAM! Off I go into the rest room.. three times, quick like a bunny! Now I am home so I do not infect everybody else.. Not a pretty thing.. aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...sticking close to my bathrooms today..

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 3/12/2012 8:12PM

    Hope you are soon feeling better. McKenzie had that vomiting and diarrhea for four days...wasn't able to eat anything. Bounced back and excited to go back to school this morning. Oh to be 8 again.
You are in my thoughts and prayers.

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SERAPHGYRL 3/12/2012 1:17PM

    Sick days are no fun at all. I hope you feel better very soon. emoticon

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DEBBIEANNE1124 3/12/2012 1:17PM

    Ahhh Pooor Lin!
Bunny boom booms no fun.
Take care of yourself, friend and get better soon!

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Sunday, March 11, 2012

I feel like a lazy, sun-heated lioness, yawning, wriggling around in my flannel sheets, flannel nightie, two blankets and a quilt.. not wanting to let that lost hour of sleep get to me, so I feel like I should lie in bed an extra hour,, Bless Jesus, I do not work weekends anymore!! Meow!!

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 3/12/2012 8:10PM

    Glad you don't have to get up and work on the weekends anymore.

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NORASPAT 3/11/2012 11:36PM

    LINDA I wish they would leave the clocks alone.
OH its great you do not work weekends. You have to have some time for you for sure. HUGS Take care Pat in Maine, emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SERAPHGYRL 3/11/2012 6:23PM

    That sounds like a delicious morning. My husband didn't make enough noise to awaken me this morning until 9:15am. I felt absolutely sinful.

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DEBBIEANNE1124 3/11/2012 1:59PM

you are blessed.

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