Monday, October 05, 2009
Okay, who needs a new friend?? Only those in very warm climes need come forward!! I am talking temps between 75-85 degrees, with no fires, earthquakes, floods, tornados, hurricanes, locusts, lots of fudgie things to do, museums, some sort of water like a lake or river, stream for fishing and swimming..
Kind of a tall order, BUT I promise to be your personal slave five days a week, including doing windows and baiting fish hooks!! I will even scale and gut fish,,
A nice five month time frame would be nice, private room, no cats or smoking,, but any other pets.
I love reptiles, kids, any bugs with less than eight legs, will do house and yard work, can tune up, lube and replace fuel lines, do oil changes, pour concrete, paint, hang drywall, ,,
I will house sit, pet sit, babysit, clean carpets, install toilets, floor tiles, sinks, do gardening, cut trees down, stare down mean neighbors and am not afraid of any animal, large or small!! I have tackled a German SHepherd, and stared down a Trained Doberman,, .. But cannot kneel down or use a cell phone.
I can operate a table, circular, or miter saw, any drill, pressure washer, tractor, shop vac, weed whacker, power post hole digger, sawzall,scrollsaw, sander, chainsaw, floor jacks, ,, flash a chimney,,,
I can knit, crochet, tat, cook, freeze or can foods,,, sew,install carpeting,,, put a tent up, build a campfire, milk a cow!!!!!!
Strange as all these attributes are, there HAS to be somebody, somewhere, who is just that desperate to invite me to stay with them over the winter!!
Oh, I hunt for any game, am a coupon/sale queen, and can skin a rabbit, squirrel or deer!!
I can also completely care for a pool, above or below ground,, (unless you already have a hunky pool boy!)
I am a desperate woman to get out of this winter weather!!
So let me know if you are interested,,