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A bit about me

Sunday, November 14, 2010

1. Where do you live? Harlington, Near Heathrow Airport London England

2. Start weight? 157

3. Goal weight? 123

4. How many cm or feet/inches are you? 5'2Ē

5. How old are you? 53

6. When is your birthday? Oct 3

7. Single? Married? Kids? Pets? Live with life partner Pete- no kids or pets

8. How did you come to Sparkpeople? Googled for weight loss and diet sites- saw it free and joined. Havenít looked back since/

9. Favourite veggie? Broccoli if I have to chose one, love so many

10. Favourite fruit? Berries of any kind

11. Favourite Music, songs? Gotta be Robbie Williams first and foremost but I like most music- except classical and heavy metal

12. Favourite Music Group? Take That

13. Favourite TV programs? Coronation Street. Emmerdale, Eastenders, NCIS

14. Favourite Movies? The Shawshank Redemption, Dirty Dancing

15. Favourite Actor, Actress? Morgan Freeman, Will Smith, Mel Gibson; Melanie Griffiths Mel Streep, Helen Mirran. Sorry canít name just one

16. Favourite Books and Magazines? Not a book lover apart from biographies or autobiographies. Woman and Womanís Own and Fitness Magazine, Sainsburyís Easy Cook recipe magazine.

17, How do you unwind? Listen to music or workout/go for a walk/jog.

18; Hobbies? Gardening, live musical shows, decorating, genealogy and of course sparking

19 Favourite season? Summer- you can get out more

20 Favourite colour? Cerise

21 Any thing else you would like to share? Iím an all or nothing person. When I commit- I commit 100%


Feel free to use this list blog yourselves- it'd be fun getting to know you emoticon

  
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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 11/16/2010 10:21AM

    I just love these. You know I had to google Cerise??? See, I learn so much from you ... lol ... and it's so nice to learn about you!



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ASHLEYKAT 11/14/2010 11:43AM

    That was so fun! I may copy you!

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MBSKIT 11/14/2010 10:08AM

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LISAWILLBEFIT 11/14/2010 8:47AM

    I love this and it was nice getting to know you.Lisa

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SENATOR9 11/14/2010 8:41AM

    Thank you for getting to know you better this is something I must do also emoticon emoticon emoticon

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YICHE12 11/14/2010 7:49AM

    Now we know more about you. Caz, you cannot believe how much we have in common... It's scary! I will also do this. It's great.

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MSANITAL 11/14/2010 7:35AM

    Nice to meet you glad our here emoticon

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JACKSMIMI2 11/14/2010 6:46AM

    It was great reading about you...and you look mahvelous :)

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MAIA2011 11/14/2010 6:34AM

    I've been to Heathrow a bunch but never into England proper. I have to say that it looks very cute from the air. I used to watch All Creatures Great and Small all the time when I was little and the countryside from the air makes me think of that. Also, the tiny round cars and doubledecker buses are adorable. I think I just really like looking at cities from the air.

My g'ma is a serious anglophile, born the same year as the Queen, and she wanted to take me to Great Britain but I talked her into Italy instead. Now I regret it a little!

Thanks for posting!

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CASSIE_GIRL 11/14/2010 5:19AM

    Awesome! I like Take That too! :)

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Cup of Tea- Joke

Sunday, November 14, 2010



ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW...
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.

Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"

  
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BLAKBIRD 11/14/2010 3:10PM

    emoticon & emoticon

Thank goodness I have CRAFT ( Can't Remember A F...... Thang)

Actually I think Mum put her up to it muarghhahaha

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LISAWILLBEFIT 11/14/2010 8:44AM

    Omgoodness tghat is so funny annd gross.Seriously this is something a dad would do.LIsa

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YICHE12 11/14/2010 8:29AM

    Oh dear! Did this really happen? Goodness gracious... Ha Ha Ha

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ANNEMAC5 11/14/2010 5:45AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticonthese men are so innocent

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MILLYMOUSE1 11/14/2010 5:42AM

    Loved the punch line Caz
Loved it all hehehe
Hugs Sandra

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SUSIEPH1 11/14/2010 5:03AM

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Just so funny!!.
Hugs Susie

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DEVORA4 11/14/2010 4:53AM

  What a sweetie pie you were/are! Is that what you did? I can believe it! Poor dad. Sorry but I am emoticon

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SKINNY341 11/14/2010 4:32AM

    OMG!That is too funny of a story not to tell. What did your dad do after she told him that? emoticon emoticon

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Aunt Mildred (This is priceless ) JOKE

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.


Later that night......... Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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LISAWILLBEFIT 11/14/2010 8:43AM

    It is so sad but funny too because it is so true...lol

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YICHE12 11/14/2010 8:31AM

    Ha Ha Ha. I love your sense of humour. Hugs.

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MAIA2011 11/14/2010 6:35AM

    Too true! LOL Especially for us well-endowed ladies. If I ever breastfeed my nipples will brush the ground.

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MICHELLEFROST 11/14/2010 4:52AM

    i know its not ment to be funny but it is. bless her had they been married for long?

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iRon- LOL

Saturday, November 13, 2010

It all began with an iPhone...



March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
He just loved it. Who wouldn't?




I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when
she bought me an iPad.




My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.



September came by so for her birthday i got my wife an iRon.





It was around then that the fight started......

What the wife failed to recognise is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

However, This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service


* I know what my response would have been*


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STEPHIEKNITS 11/15/2010 5:29PM

    emoticon my husband just bought himself an iRon last week.

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MAIA2011 11/14/2010 6:37AM

    Death!

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MBSKIT 11/13/2010 5:18PM

    That is so not funny! I do believe I would have smacked him! emoticon

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CATLADY52 11/13/2010 3:35PM

    Very good. emoticon

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ANNEMAC5 11/13/2010 2:11PM

    I suppose I was lucky and got the ipad for my birthday as well as the iron emoticon

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BLAKBIRD 11/13/2010 1:16PM

    Very funny, really, especially considering I'm responding on my daughters old touch. The one she got for her birthday in May, misplaced and replaced in August and - your not going to believe this - I swear it's true, found last night in a pile of iRoning.

Since she borrowed money from me to buy her mother, my DS, a Netbook for B'day / Mothersday gift. I now own a very slightly used iPod touch. And my DD is still looking for the "Automatic" button on the iRon - LOL - but I'm not fooling for that again emoticon

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BLAKBIRD 11/13/2010 1:14PM

    Very funny, really, especially considering I'm responding on my daughters old touch. The one she got for her birthday in May, misplaced and replaced in August and - your not going to believe this - I swear it's true, found last night in a pile of iRoning.

Since she borrowed money from me to buy her mother, my DS, a Netbook for B'day / Mothersday gift. I now own a very slightly used iPod touch. And my DD is still looking for the "Automatic" button on the iRon - LOL - but I'm not fooling for that again emoticon

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GATOR12 11/13/2010 12:02PM

    Such steriotype those men. Love 'em and can't do without 'em!! Thanks again for my mornin' smile. lol brenda

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TWEETYKC00 11/13/2010 10:41AM

    so true, some men just never get it! lol.

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MEADSBAY 11/13/2010 10:14AM

    This: emoticon
This: emoticon
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LUCKIEST24 11/13/2010 9:28AM

    ah men....the little dears!

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DEE107 11/13/2010 9:10AM

    lol like this one lol

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GVANSCOOT 11/13/2010 7:50AM

  I GET IT! Very cute....

Greg
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    very funny emoticon

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BEFIT014 11/13/2010 5:36AM

    emoticon Good one!

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SUSIEPH1 11/13/2010 5:26AM

    Just so apt Caz .. Just hit the spot! emoticon

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LISAWILLBEFIT 11/13/2010 5:11AM

    hilarious

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    Really cute!! emoticon

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 11/13/2010 4:41AM

    iloveit

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ONE WORD OR TWO?

Friday, November 12, 2010

An elderly couple, who were both on their own, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

"I would like it infrequently," she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - "Is that one word or two?"




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ELAINESHAFF 11/13/2010 11:04PM

    You always come up with a good one.
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LYNNLOSING150 11/13/2010 8:36PM

    When i need a good laugh i just read your blogs. Thanks.

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    Cute! emoticon emoticon

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LISAWILLBEFIT 11/12/2010 4:33PM

    That is so cute

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MEADSBAY 11/12/2010 3:54PM

    hahahahahaha!
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SUSIEPH1 11/12/2010 3:24PM

    How delightful!! .
Hugs Susie

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TWEETYKC00 11/12/2010 12:51PM

    you can always put a smile on my face, thanks.

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LUCKIEST24 11/12/2010 12:14PM

    Naughty and too cute!

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BLAKBIRD 11/12/2010 11:33AM

    You're Incorrigible


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GATOR12 11/12/2010 8:46AM

    MADE MY MORNING. SHOULD ALWAYS START OUT WITH A LAUGH!!! THANKS
bRENDA

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DEE107 11/12/2010 8:04AM

    cute thanks for sharing

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JOYTORJ 11/12/2010 7:12AM

    Brilliant. I may be telling that one to my fiancee this evening!

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