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Why Fall May Rob You of Sleep

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

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interesting article......just thought I'd share today

Happy Hump Day everyone emoticon

  
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NHGRL68 9/9/2010 7:52AM

    Good info...Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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DEVORA4 9/9/2010 6:24AM

  emoticonI am no longer suffering perhaps it is because I have cleaned up my diet. Re your comment If I lived in Merrie Ole England, we'd be the best of friends. You threw out your fatty cookbooks and you feel like a Jillian in the making. Moi aussi Two peas in a pod. emoticondeb

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AKELAZ 9/9/2010 2:10AM

    This is very interesting - luckily doesn't apply to me but have a friend it definitely applies to so have passed on the link. Thanks for sharing. emoticon



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DEE107 9/8/2010 8:45PM

    thanks for sharing always in spring and fall I have to increase my allergy medicine thanks for the great reminder

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/8/2010 7:15PM

    thanks for the info.my eyes were starting to burn again i thought it was the new eye cream i bought to make me look and feel young(dont look at me that is what the box said.) anyway i paid one dollar because the box was dented.It will be a real steal when were both at the gym when were 70 and they think i'm 20 and rubbing my eyes from to much to drink. lol And then i'll have to lie and say no its just allergies. emoticon

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STEVENGO2 9/8/2010 11:22AM

    I do not suffer from allergies myself but my sister does. So I will pass this info to her~and how to manage her allergies in the Fall. Thanks for the info!

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MEADSBAY 9/8/2010 9:44AM

    hmmm... interesting.
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Three Little Pigs

Tuesday, September 07, 2010


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.


'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.


'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.

'I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.


'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'


But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'





You're gonna LOVE me for this....






The third piggy says -



'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

  
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TRAVELNISTA 9/9/2010 4:48PM

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CHRYS13 9/7/2010 8:49PM

    oh, for cute! (Love the picture!- - -LOL)

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/7/2010 8:44PM

    emoticoni dont drink beer or alcohol but i could be goods friends with that third pig emoticon

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DEE107 9/7/2010 7:55PM

    lol good one cute

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REJ7777 9/7/2010 4:53PM

    I wasn't expecting that! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 9/7/2010 4:28PM

    LOL

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TWOTIMESS 9/7/2010 4:28PM

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I'll also have a beer, thanks!

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NHGRL68 9/7/2010 3:13PM

    Cute! emoticon emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 9/7/2010 3:00PM

    Arghhhhh! Why didn't I see that one coming?!?

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LEXIE63 9/7/2010 1:40PM

    Oh, what a groaner! LOL
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Hugs,
Lex xxx


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SUZIEGREY 9/7/2010 11:05AM

    That had me laughing out loud. I can't believe I didn't see the punchline coming.


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MBSKIT 9/7/2010 10:17AM

    That was funny!!!

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LMCANADA 9/7/2010 9:43AM

    LOL good one!!!!! emoticon

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RHONDA_11 9/7/2010 7:06AM

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MEADSBAY 9/7/2010 6:59AM

    I SHOULD have seen that one coming!
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DEVORA4 9/7/2010 4:50AM

  cute but I think I am not so thick I figured that out. Here's a question. Why call them little pigs? I am no farmer gal BUT I have never seen a little pig even after they were born.

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EARTHBLING 9/7/2010 4:20AM

  That is hilarious!

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No One Belives Seniors!!! LOL

Sunday, September 05, 2010

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally ."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.


The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No". Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"


The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning." Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ...." The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta here!"

  
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JUST_TRI_IT 9/6/2010 10:36AM

    Clever! :)

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NHGRL68 9/6/2010 8:27AM

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EAGLE101 9/6/2010 7:58AM

    Good one!

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DEE107 9/5/2010 11:01PM

    good one

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CHRYS13 9/5/2010 10:44PM

    emoticoncute! emoticon

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BLAKBIRD 9/5/2010 9:44PM

    Good one! emoticon

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BLAKBIRD 9/5/2010 9:43PM

    Good one! emoticon

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DEVORA4 9/5/2010 9:19PM

  emoticon emoticonThey say we have to watch our words.

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MEADSBAY 9/5/2010 8:17PM

    hahahahaha!
love it!
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MBSKIT 9/5/2010 7:11PM

    To cute :)

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CATLADY52 9/5/2010 5:20PM

    Just so cute. emoticon emoticon

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LEXIE63 9/5/2010 4:55PM

    I've always said that honesty is the best policy! LOL
Hugs,
Lex xxx
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JATHUENER 9/5/2010 4:12PM

    i like that- that's a cute one

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REJ7777 9/5/2010 3:40PM

    emoticon emoticon It pays to be honest! emoticon emoticon

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ASHLEYKAT 9/5/2010 3:36PM

    Hehehehe...I liked this one!

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I know just how he feels!!!! LOL

Saturday, September 04, 2010


A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.

It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screamingfor sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle and forfruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.

Meanwhile, grandfather is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long. .. . Easy, boy."

Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "its okay,William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the trolley,and grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.

She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but youwere amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

"Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "but I'm William . .. . the little blighter's name is Kevin."

  
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JEANNIEMAG 9/8/2010 7:05AM

    Too funny! Thanks for sharing.

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JUST_TRI_IT 9/6/2010 10:36AM

    OH SUCH POSITIVE SELF TALK!!!

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/5/2010 7:49PM

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REJ7777 9/5/2010 3:42PM

    Grandpas are WONDERFUL! emoticon

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NHGRL68 9/5/2010 8:21AM

    Lol...Too funny! emoticon emoticon

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RAINBOWANGEL99 9/5/2010 8:14AM

    emoticon Good one... didn't see that coming!

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NAJMA2010 9/4/2010 10:44PM

    LOLOLOLOL so hilarious! I loved it!

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TEACHLDY4 9/4/2010 8:57PM

  Very cute!

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DEVORA4 9/4/2010 7:58PM

  emoticonthat was a cute one

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DEE107 9/4/2010 7:06PM

    lol good one

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LEXIE63 9/4/2010 7:02PM

    LOLOLOL Brilliant!
Hugs,
Lex xxx
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DEFIANTVEGAN 9/4/2010 5:30PM

    I've seen this before and it's hilarious.

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LUCKIEST24 9/4/2010 4:44PM

    I must have been next to this guy's American counterpart today!! Too funny!!!!!

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Cartoons for twisted people..like me LOL

Saturday, September 04, 2010







- This is just what I'd do emoticon




Have a wonderful weekend my friends and Happy Labor Day to everyone in the US
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VALERIENEAL 9/8/2010 8:22AM

    ROFL

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EPIPHANYANGEL 9/7/2010 5:43AM

    emoticonliked the squirrel one

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JUST_TRI_IT 9/6/2010 10:37AM

    My fave: TWO PERCENT milk!!

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NHGRL68 9/5/2010 8:22AM

    Those were cute! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LOVESLIFE48 9/4/2010 8:07PM

    Loved those!! Thanks for sharing!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LEXIE63 9/4/2010 7:04PM

    Some good ones there! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Hope you have a great weekend!

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0309COOKIE 9/4/2010 1:13PM

    Oh, these were hysterical! Thanks for starting off my weekend with a laugh.

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/4/2010 12:34PM

    thanks for making my weekend more enjoyable have a great weekend emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 9/4/2010 10:55AM

    thanks for sharing!

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BLAKBIRD 9/4/2010 10:12AM

    Especially enjoyed the Larsonesque - "Deer Season" I can totally see you about to pop the bag LOL

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Checked out Pearls before Swine yet? - My current favorite strip.

Luv ur twisted SOH

Have a wonderful weekend

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CHRYS13 9/4/2010 8:27AM

    I just woke my dh from laughing so much!
Thanks for a wonderful way to get us ready for the day---with laughter!
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KATRIONAH 9/4/2010 8:20AM

    Okay, these are sooooo funny. Thank you for the morning laugh. Have a great joy filled day.....Karen emoticon

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GRANPATTIE 9/4/2010 8:18AM

    This was a real day-brightener. Thanks!

Have a great holiday weekend, and make it a safe one.

Pat

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EAGLE101 9/4/2010 8:17AM

    (I'm convinced we all have a bit of a dark side - always look for the humor!

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SUZIEGREY 9/4/2010 7:28AM

    These are brilliant. Thank you.

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BARNFISH 9/4/2010 7:24AM

    Thanks for the morning chuckle!

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AAPASLEY 9/4/2010 7:21AM

    Love it!!
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-POOKIE- 9/4/2010 7:18AM

    Have you seen The Far Side cartoons... I think you would enjoy.

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DEVORA4 9/4/2010 7:12AM

  emoticonI especially liked the guy on the mower eating his "greens".sorry about double comment I thought my PC jammed.

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DEVORA4 9/4/2010 7:10AM

  emoticon i ESPECIALLY liked the guy on the mower getting his greens.

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