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I know just how he feels!!!! LOL

Saturday, September 04, 2010


A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.

It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screamingfor sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle and forfruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.

Meanwhile, grandfather is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long. .. . Easy, boy."

Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "its okay,William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the trolley,and grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.

She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but youwere amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

"Thanks, lady," said the grandfather, "but I'm William . .. . the little blighter's name is Kevin."

  
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JEANNIEMAG 9/8/2010 7:05AM

    Too funny! Thanks for sharing.

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JUST_TRI_IT 9/6/2010 10:36AM

    OH SUCH POSITIVE SELF TALK!!!

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/5/2010 7:49PM

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REJ7777 9/5/2010 3:42PM

    Grandpas are WONDERFUL! emoticon

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NHGRL68 9/5/2010 8:21AM

    Lol...Too funny! emoticon emoticon

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RAINBOWANGEL99 9/5/2010 8:14AM

    emoticon Good one... didn't see that coming!

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NAJMA2010 9/4/2010 10:44PM

    LOLOLOLOL so hilarious! I loved it!

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TEACHLDY4 9/4/2010 8:57PM

  Very cute!

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DEVORA4 9/4/2010 7:58PM

  emoticonthat was a cute one

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DEE107 9/4/2010 7:06PM

    lol good one

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LEXIE63 9/4/2010 7:02PM

    LOLOLOL Brilliant!
Hugs,
Lex xxx
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DEFIANTVEGAN 9/4/2010 5:30PM

    I've seen this before and it's hilarious.

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MBSKIT 9/4/2010 5:14PM

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LUCKIEST24 9/4/2010 4:44PM

    I must have been next to this guy's American counterpart today!! Too funny!!!!!

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Cartoons for twisted people..like me LOL

Saturday, September 04, 2010







- This is just what I'd do emoticon




Have a wonderful weekend my friends and Happy Labor Day to everyone in the US
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VALERIENEAL 9/8/2010 8:22AM

    ROFL

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EPIPHANYANGEL 9/7/2010 5:43AM

    emoticonliked the squirrel one

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JUST_TRI_IT 9/6/2010 10:37AM

    My fave: TWO PERCENT milk!!

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NHGRL68 9/5/2010 8:22AM

    Those were cute! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LOVESLIFE48 9/4/2010 8:07PM

    Loved those!! Thanks for sharing!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LEXIE63 9/4/2010 7:04PM

    Some good ones there! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DEBSZOO74 9/4/2010 1:15PM

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Hope you have a great weekend!

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0309COOKIE 9/4/2010 1:13PM

    Oh, these were hysterical! Thanks for starting off my weekend with a laugh.

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/4/2010 12:34PM

    thanks for making my weekend more enjoyable have a great weekend emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 9/4/2010 10:55AM

    thanks for sharing!

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BLAKBIRD 9/4/2010 10:12AM

    Especially enjoyed the Larsonesque - "Deer Season" I can totally see you about to pop the bag LOL

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Checked out Pearls before Swine yet? - My current favorite strip.

Luv ur twisted SOH

Have a wonderful weekend

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COURAGEG 9/4/2010 8:49AM

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CHRYS13 9/4/2010 8:27AM

    I just woke my dh from laughing so much!
Thanks for a wonderful way to get us ready for the day---with laughter!
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KATRIONAH 9/4/2010 8:20AM

    Okay, these are sooooo funny. Thank you for the morning laugh. Have a great joy filled day.....Karen emoticon

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GRANPATTIE 9/4/2010 8:18AM

    This was a real day-brightener. Thanks!

Have a great holiday weekend, and make it a safe one.

Pat

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EAGLE101 9/4/2010 8:17AM

    (I'm convinced we all have a bit of a dark side - always look for the humor!

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SUZIEGREY 9/4/2010 7:28AM

    These are brilliant. Thank you.

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BARNFISH 9/4/2010 7:24AM

    Thanks for the morning chuckle!

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AAPASLEY 9/4/2010 7:21AM

    Love it!!
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-POOKIE- 9/4/2010 7:18AM

    Have you seen The Far Side cartoons... I think you would enjoy.

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DEVORA4 9/4/2010 7:12AM

  emoticonI especially liked the guy on the mower eating his "greens".sorry about double comment I thought my PC jammed.

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DEVORA4 9/4/2010 7:10AM

  emoticon i ESPECIALLY liked the guy on the mower getting his greens.

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September goals

Friday, September 03, 2010

Well now my shoulder is fully back in action one goal is to get back to doing incline presses on the multi gym. I had a go this morning, brave me, and managed 2 reps of 8 at 17 pounds. Good effort- but want to push to getting 2x 15 @ 17 by the end of the month.

Other than that;
take on water throughout the day
eat good food- try something new each week
core workout x 3 a week
Multi gym x2 a week
dumb bells and ball workout x 2 a week

Set a date for a meal out with Jackie...really must catch up

  
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JUST_TRI_IT 9/6/2010 10:38AM

    emoticonI keep meaning to set goals like this... ARGH.. My strength training needs ATTENTION.

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DEBSZOO74 9/4/2010 1:13PM

    Fantastic goals! emoticon

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RWETHAIRYET 9/3/2010 8:32PM

    I so need to get back to posting my goals. Would it be bad if My first goal in a while was to make goals for October??? Hahaha!
Glad the shoulder is back. And definitly get that meal planned and set up.

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NHGRL68 9/3/2010 5:47PM

    So glad to hear that shoulder is back to normal! You set some great goals! Always an inspiration:-) emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MBSKIT 9/3/2010 3:37PM

    emoticon goals!

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MRS.DOYLE 9/3/2010 2:08PM

    You will definitely earn that meal out. Enjoy it.
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ALEXSGIRL1 9/3/2010 1:56PM

    awesome job. as always love that you write those goals down emoticon

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COURAGEG 9/3/2010 1:17PM

    I love that you post your goals! It is encouraging to see that we all have little set-backs or injuries, but that working through is the same for all. Congrats on all your hard work!

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-POOKIE- 9/3/2010 1:16PM

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NEW-CAZ 9/3/2010 1:00PM

    thanks guyz emoticon

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DEFIANTVEGAN 9/3/2010 12:42PM

    Good for you recovery takes time and I have faith you will get there.

Little by little you will build that strength you seem to know that and headed in that direction.

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AKELAZ 9/3/2010 12:39PM

    Good for you lady emoticon

Looks emoticon and know you'll do it

Just take care of that ankle too though

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SALLYSEAGULL1 9/3/2010 12:23PM

    I know you can do it. You've got the drive, Caz!!

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 9/3/2010 11:42AM

    Caz, you will be back on track before you know it. Great goals!

Funny, I thought about you and Jackie yesterday when you mentioned you went out to eat with DH. It's usually you and Jackie going out before a show ... lol ... Definitely time to catch up!

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NUBODY4ME 9/3/2010 11:13AM

    great goals for the month! can't wait to hear how you do!

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7777BEV 9/3/2010 11:02AM

    Great goal setting! Glad you're doing better!!

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*MADHU* 9/3/2010 10:17AM

    emoticonS.M.A.R.T. goals emoticon

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DEE107 9/3/2010 9:54AM

    congrads on getting back on track with her shoulder

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DEVORA4 9/3/2010 9:50AM

  emoticongoals for an emoticonlady

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TERRIJWALL224 9/3/2010 9:45AM

    So glad you are healed and back to it!
Great goals!!

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Please support Karen and offer up prayers

Friday, September 03, 2010

Please visit Karen's blog and offer her support.
Her husband and family have struggled through so many health issues this past year and has now been dealt another blow.
She could do with some hugs and prayers for her dear brother.

I thank you all in advance for visits made to her page/blog and messages left www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_jo
urnal_individual.asp?blog_id=3601785



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DEE107 9/3/2010 9:53AM

    thanks Caz left a message

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AKELAZ 9/3/2010 5:37AM

    Poor Karen- left a message and will definitely keep her in my prayers. How cruel life is. Thanks for letting us all know.

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DEVORA4 9/3/2010 5:32AM

  You beat me to it. I am ashamed that I didn't do this already. I will though. emoticonfo reminding me that I am a human being.

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DH and I don't often eat out...........

Thursday, September 02, 2010

But we fancied a treat tonight. I cook from scratch most nights or pick something from the freezer previously batch cooked.

But it was his idea to go to the Plough, a local pub/restaurant and I wasn't about to say no.

The chef there is a Michelin star so the grub is always amazing and cooked to perfection.

I had;

Leek and Potato soup- they always say soup will help to fill you up and this one did. OMG it was orgasmic emoticon I have never tasted anything soup to match it!

Then duck breast in thyme sauce with salad, a selection of veg and new potatoes.
Beautiful, the duck just melted in my mouth and the veg were al dente so very nutritious.

And for dessert
Just room for some strawberry ice cream- which was rich with fresh strawberries in it and I couldn't finish it. emoticon

All washed down with some ice water and a Blueberry J2O.

It was the perfect end to a perfect day and I shall sleep the sleep of babes tonight.
And that's where I'm heading now
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LEXIE63 9/4/2010 7:01PM

    Mmmm... that all sounds soo good!. :-)
Hugs,
Lex xxx
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NHGRL68 9/3/2010 5:43PM

    Wish we had a place like that around here! Sounds emoticon

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MRS.DOYLE 9/3/2010 2:11PM

    Can you give me the recipe for that soup?!!!!!!!!!!! emoticon

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/3/2010 1:46PM

    your like me we never eat out but when we do it is fabulous that the food was so good. It all sounded so healthy. glad you had an excellent time. emoticon

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JUST_TRI_IT 9/3/2010 8:49AM

    What a treat!!!!!!! emoticon

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AKELAZ 9/3/2010 5:54AM

    Sounds wonderful!! emoticon

Great end to a great day. Good for you!

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NEW-CAZ 9/3/2010 5:15AM

    Blueberry J2O is a soft drink of blueberry and apple juice emoticon almost as orgasmic as the soup emoticon emoticon

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-POOKIE- 9/3/2010 4:39AM

    That sounds totally delicious!

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DEFIANTVEGAN 9/3/2010 1:56AM

    Awesome love it when everything is perfect you just need those days sometimes. hah all the time Arghh right?! lol

Glad you enjoyed yourself.

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0309COOKIE 9/2/2010 10:24PM

    Oh, the whole dinner sounds delicious from the soup to the dessert. Next time, take me with you, lol.

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DEVORA4 9/2/2010 9:48PM

  Michellin Star =good food. I know because I follow Chef Gordon Ramsey. {Hell's Kitchen and Restaurant Makovers} I will take the soup but I am a vegan sooooooooooooo.

What about hubby? deb

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MARITAK 9/2/2010 9:39PM

  I need some of that soup. I also want to know what Blueberry J20 is.

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 9/2/2010 9:08PM

    It's always nice to get out ... and not cook. While it all sounds good, the soup sounds fantastic!

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CHRYS13 9/2/2010 8:59PM

    I'm going to have to get some of that orgasmic soup! emoticon
Glad you and your dh had such a lovely dinner and evening!

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BEFIT014 9/2/2010 8:34PM

    Sounds good

What is Blueberry J20?

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RAINBOWANGEL99 9/2/2010 6:59PM

    Mmmmm sounds delicious... glad you had a good time. Would love to try the leek & potato soup emoticon yummmm!

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TASOGAREBAN 9/2/2010 6:38PM

    Oh...my God. That sounds...AWESOME. Plus I'm starving right now, too! Glad you got to go out and enjoy yourself! :)

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JOY1918 9/2/2010 6:37PM

    I am drooling......all sounds wonderful. It was nice that you got a break from cooking. emoticon

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SUSIEPH1 9/2/2010 5:45PM

    Sounds like your dinner date was divine ... So glad you enjoyed it . very healthy .. cheers Susie

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