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5 NUNS IN A BAR LOL

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw

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Too cute not to post...............




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    hahahahahahaha!

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 9/1/2010 7:38PM

    very cute! Thanks!

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MRS.DOYLE 9/1/2010 5:17PM

    Good sports if they are real nuns. No nun I ever knew would have done that. :-)

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    good one lol

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WEKIMER 9/1/2010 3:40PM

    loved it, thanks for sharing. Yes how is your hubby doing? kim

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DEBBIEANNE1124 9/1/2010 2:59PM

    Too cute! Loved this!

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  Cute!

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    emoticon. made me smile

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EAGLE101 9/1/2010 12:01PM

    To cool!

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PIXIE-PIES 9/1/2010 11:42AM

    haha aww those stools are ace, i want some :)

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DEVORA4 9/1/2010 11:41AM

  emoticon emoticon emoticonLOVED LOVED LOVED it. Hows your hubby? debby

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_RAMONA 9/1/2010 11:41AM

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We Catholic girls can always appreciate a good nun joke... man I woudl have LOVED to see the look on the priests' faces!

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Inner peace

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Inner Peace: This is so true


If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,











...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!



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COURAGEG 9/1/2010 8:17AM

    Expectation juxtaposed with reality -- I love it!

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CHRYS13 8/31/2010 9:36PM

    Way too cute! (I should have known!)
Thanks!

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 8/31/2010 9:03PM

    ROFL ... that even sorta looks like one of my pampered pooches ... emoticon

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DEE107 8/31/2010 8:55PM

    that is so cute lol thanks

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    LOL, so true!!!

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NHGRL68 8/31/2010 6:20PM

    Lol...That was cute:-)

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    Wonderful !! Started my day with a giggle ...cheers Susie emoticon

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LEXIE63 8/31/2010 4:52PM

    Did not see that coming! LOLOL
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-POOKIE- 8/31/2010 3:49PM

    LMAO.... yes, pretty much right I think!

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Perseverence

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

  
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BLAKBIRD 8/31/2010 9:37PM

    But my manager(s) don't go away until I say I'll try emoticon

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    But my manager(s) don't go away until I say I'll try emoticon

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 8/31/2010 9:05PM

    I use the 'I'll try' exuse all the time when I know I'm not going to do it and don't want to discuss it .... looks like I've been found out.

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DEE107 8/31/2010 8:54PM

    Like that quote thanks Caz

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REJ7777 8/31/2010 3:54PM

    "I'll try" can be an excuse for not doing something we don't feel like doing, but know we should. "I try to go for a walk." "I'll try to prepare healthy meals today.", etc. In the end, we really do make a choice to do or not do. "I will walk 10,000 steps today!", and then we do it or don't do it. This is a good reminder of personal responsibility for our choices. Thx.

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Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee LOL

Monday, August 30, 2010

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You don't need a hammer to pound nails.
- Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
- Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your
coffee mug.
- You can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.


  
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    I love my coffee, but I haven't gotten quite THAT bad yet, at least I don't think so.
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    these are cute lol thanks

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    HAHAHAHAAAAA! You made my day!!!!!

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    Have you been watching me? :)

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    Whew! I'm glad I kicked the caffeine habit!

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    Now I know why my Dad used to drink it! And why I don't! LOL
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WIGIME 8/30/2010 8:10AM

    Great! I love it Caz!

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REYHNE 8/30/2010 6:49AM

    signs that you are drinking too much...or goals to strive for?

lol, cute post:)

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    ROFL helping the dog chase its tail and chewing on other people's fingernails cracked me up, lol!

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    LOL - I can identify with some of these (but I don't think Juan will name his donkey after me:-)

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    That's great. It really made me laugh out loud.
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GROEDER 8/30/2010 4:54AM

    This is great!!!!!! I laughed out loud while I read it (as i was drinking my morning coffee!!!!)
Thanks for the fun start to my morning and week.

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Damn right I'm good in bed

Sunday, August 29, 2010



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LMREO - NNSTDLTBBB

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    Good one! Thanks for the chuckle.

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    Maxine is a classic lady. emoticon

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 8/29/2010 3:56PM

    Oh Caz ... I did miss your blogs! It's nice to be back smiling at them!

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    Looks like me this afternoon....sleeping off my cold.

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VELVETCATT 8/29/2010 3:52PM

    I am a HUGE Maxine fan - thanks for making my day!

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    That would be me! LOL

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    Too funny!!!

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