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HHmmm Lasagna............

Thursday, March 04, 2010



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SPARKIN_REESIE 3/5/2010 10:37AM

    LOL! I love it!

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NHGRL68 3/5/2010 7:25AM

    Lol...Lasagna sounds NICE! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 3/4/2010 9:34PM

    Never thought of that!! Might have to try it next time!!

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ALEXSGIRL1 3/4/2010 7:59PM

    too funny it is so hard to be good. emoticon emoticon

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GABY1948 3/4/2010 5:29PM

    Isn't that the truth...I think it is a great idea! Thanks, Ikkle!
BGB

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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 3/4/2010 4:55PM

    I must try this one Caz! emoticon
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Jackie x

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 3/4/2010 4:24PM

    I love that one! When I saw lasagna, I flew to this blog ... emoticon

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SHELLY-ELLY 3/4/2010 4:13PM

    lol, oh how funny! As my friend says,
You make me giggle!
thanks Caz, That was good, I needed that laugh!
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CUTIEDOOTS 3/4/2010 4:12PM

    Very cute!

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We women have to let off steam or else..............

Thursday, March 04, 2010



That's going to be my excuse for not, how shall I phrase it.............."polluting DH's person air space without warning" emoticon emoticon emoticon

  
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ITSHOWYOULIVE 3/4/2010 9:33PM

    Can't have any of us exploding now can we?

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ALEXSGIRL1 3/4/2010 8:01PM

    emoticon emoticoncaz you are the greatest . thanks for making my day. emoticon emoticon

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TASOGAREBAN 3/4/2010 7:37AM

    Whoa, whoa, WHOA!! No SWEATING?? That's not working for me, lol!

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 3/4/2010 7:18AM

    emoticon Love it!

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NHGRL68 3/4/2010 6:58AM

    Lol...That's a good one! Love the pic! emoticon

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LINDACHRISTIE 3/4/2010 6:18AM

    good

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NUTRON3 3/4/2010 6:11AM

    Yeah!

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Do men ever listen?

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Oh To Be 12 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,
and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'



The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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AAMZING 3/5/2010 2:56PM

    My husband would say, "This is why men can never win."

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FIERCE_FABULOUS 3/5/2010 1:58PM

    emoticon hahahahaha SO DAMN TRUE!!! lmao!

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LEOLO_1 3/5/2010 1:32PM

    emoticon emoticon

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ESBELL 3/4/2010 9:31AM

    Love it - thanks for the share!

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 3/4/2010 1:15AM

    Great!!

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 3/3/2010 10:36PM

    Gotta love them!

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CATHEITE 3/3/2010 9:58PM

    I loved this! emoticon

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JULIE-4-LEO 3/3/2010 5:30PM

    emoticon showed this 2 my hubby & hes still laughing
nice 1 hahahahaha

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PRI6909 3/3/2010 5:25PM

    Love it. They are alike aren't they. God love. I swear we keep them just for pure amusement sometimes. emoticon

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NHGRL68 3/3/2010 4:39PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon

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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 3/3/2010 4:33PM

    Tee Hee! emoticon

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GABY1948 3/3/2010 4:32PM

    emoticon
Thanks, ikkle

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BUTTAPECANB 3/3/2010 4:16PM

    emoticon emoticon

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DEE107 3/3/2010 4:16PM

    that is so cute lol thanks for sharing

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AANGEL3 3/3/2010 3:35PM

    I'm so sending this to my hubby! emoticon

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SWEETNHOT 3/3/2010 3:33PM

    Cute!

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_PAULA_H 3/3/2010 3:32PM

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SERENCORGI 3/3/2010 3:32PM

    I must be a man (not), since I thought the same thing as her husband. Guys can't win even if they try. emoticon

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Not us of course

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

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ALEXSGIRL1 3/4/2010 5:46AM

    emoticoni knew i wasn't the only one emoticon

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NHGRL68 3/3/2010 4:37PM

    Is that what happens??? emoticon

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DEE107 3/3/2010 4:16PM

    lol cute so cute

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BEFIT013 3/3/2010 12:41PM

    Cute! emoticon

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GABY1948 3/3/2010 10:13AM

    This one is TRUE!!!! Thanks ikkle!
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FOREVER4ME 3/3/2010 9:59AM

    funny!

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Old is good

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

To all old dogs...

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, realises that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!'






Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the panther with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...



'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!'

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with the old dogs...



Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Brilliance only come with age and experience.

If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

Of course, I am in no way insinuating that any of you are old, some are just more 'youthfully challenged'..

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ALEXSGIRL1 3/4/2010 5:43AM

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 3/3/2010 10:39PM

    Very cute story!

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NHGRL68 3/3/2010 4:37PM

    Another funny one! emoticon

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MRS.DOYLE 3/3/2010 11:10AM

    This is really true. My decades of experience really help when dealing with younger, mouthy "problem customers". I always have an answer for everything! Sometimes I can see that they are amazed someone of my age isn't deaf and stupid!!
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TASOGAREBAN 3/3/2010 8:57AM

    I'm sorry. I didn't read a word of this blog entry, miss. I was too busy staring at your new background. Num. :)

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BYEPOUNDS 3/3/2010 8:15AM

    This is really a good story!!!

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