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CAKE OR BED? LOL

Monday, June 28, 2010

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.'

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'POWERGEN' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!'

'FINE!'

THEN THE WIFE ASKS, 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT'

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'FRIDGIDAIRE' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!'

'FINE!' SHE SAYS 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK'

'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS', HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'TAYLOR WOODROW' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!'

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?'

SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.'

HE SAID,
'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?'

SHE REPLIED, 'HELLOOOOO.., DO YOU SEE 'MR KIPLING' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'
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GWCANNON 12/10/2010 11:04AM

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MMS354 6/29/2010 9:40PM

    Shazaam!

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FYRSTORME1 6/28/2010 8:54PM

    OH WOW THAT'S THE BEST ONE YET!!!! I don't think i hav ever laughed quite this hard in quite a while!!! Keep them coming i just love em

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1DEBIE1 6/28/2010 6:00PM

    oh I love this old joke. Makes me smile every time

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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 6/28/2010 4:51PM

    Must tell hubby this one! emoticon
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DARLENEK04 6/28/2010 3:05PM

  Caz, You come up with some good ones. LOL
Darlene

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 6/28/2010 2:52PM

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SI1V3RBACK 6/28/2010 2:14PM

   
I'm going home to do some repairs right now !!!

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BLAKBIRD 6/28/2010 10:42AM

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GRAMMYEAC 6/28/2010 9:19AM

    Too funny!

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DEE107 6/28/2010 8:06AM

    good one

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BIKERDIANE 6/28/2010 5:20AM

    I've heard this one before! emoticon

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AKELAZ 6/28/2010 4:33AM

    OH YES!!! You post such great blogs - they always put a emoticon in my day.

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Inspirational Lesson

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Today's
Inspirational Lesson

Never
irritate a woman,
who
can
operate
a
backhoe...



  
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ITSHOWYOULIVE 6/29/2010 1:26PM

    hehehe. Wonder how much to get me a backhoe?! :)

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 6/28/2010 2:52PM

    love it!

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DARLENEK04 6/28/2010 12:56AM

  A backhoe is a contraption with a huge shovel on the front end that can
dig enormous ditches and holes. They are easily visible anytime you pass
someone digging up their yard to lay new plumbing lines, or on highway
repairs. My SIL has one of his very own made by Catapillar tractor in a
lovely shade of gold.

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DEVORA4 6/27/2010 11:50PM

  sorry to seem thick What is a backhoe? emoticondebby

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DEE107 6/27/2010 11:31PM

    love this and lol Can I learn how to back hoe tooo

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FYRSTORME1 6/27/2010 7:53PM

    WOW that woman was really irritated. lol that was funny.
Have a great day dear

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AKELAZ 6/27/2010 4:31PM

    YAY!! Dunno exactly what a backhoe is but I want one immediately!!

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-POOKIE- 6/27/2010 3:07PM

    LMAO... excellent!!!

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BLAKBIRD 6/27/2010 2:27PM

    Lessons to live by. All we need to learn now is how not to irtitate a woman. LOL


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JUST_TRI_IT 6/27/2010 1:50PM

    I love me a great backhoe!!! I'm sending this one to DH!

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GOLDIES1 6/27/2010 1:47PM

    Great blog! Loved it!

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VTORIA3 6/27/2010 1:39PM

    emoticon Love, this! Now where in the world did I put my backhoe?

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Positive thoughts please............for Daises2

Saturday, June 26, 2010

I just received a message on my page from DAISES2's (Val) son saying she is in hospital with a brain tumour.
The message said that she didn't want us to think she was ignoring us and she would be in touch as soon as she could.

Please post positive thoughts/messages of support/prayers and much deserved hugs on her page www.sparkpeople.com/mypage.asp?id=DA
ISES2
I am sure she would appreciate the support of her SP chums
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FYRSTORME1 6/27/2010 7:53PM

    will do new-caz thnx for the pas on message

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VTORIA3 6/27/2010 1:39PM

    Thanks for letting us know so I could offer some words of encouragement.

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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 6/27/2010 1:10AM

    I'll go over to her page right now Caz....
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DEVORA4 6/27/2010 12:12AM

  Thanks for telling me I sent her a goodie with my best wishes debby aka devora4

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ALEXSGIRL1 6/26/2010 10:40PM

    you are a good friend thanks for spreading the word

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HEALTHY4ME 6/26/2010 7:46PM

    Will do, she certainly seems to have more than her share of health problems. I feel for her. Thanks for letting us know as I too agree the power of positive prayer can do wonders. HUGS
Cindy

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DARLENEK04 6/26/2010 7:01PM

  Caz,
Altho I don't know her I will go put in a word..........
Thanks,
Darlen
e

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 6/26/2010 6:54PM

    Done. You are the best Caz ... thanks for letting us know! emoticon

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SHELLY-ELLY 6/26/2010 5:04PM

    Thanks for sharing........ I'm sending out prayers for her now..... Hugs! emoticon emoticon

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JUST_TRI_IT 6/26/2010 4:06PM

    Thanks for alerting us...

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KIRSTY1306 6/26/2010 4:01PM

    Going right ahead and doing that now, thanks for letting us know !

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MMAZZIE 6/26/2010 3:33PM

    emoticonsending prayers emoticon

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ONEBIGDUDE 6/26/2010 3:33PM

    A prayer for her healing and quick recovery.
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ONEBIGDUDE 6/26/2010 3:33PM

    A prayer for her healing and quick recovery.
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ONEBIGDUDE 6/26/2010 3:33PM

    A prayer for her healing and quick recovery.
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YASMINSHORTER 6/26/2010 3:32PM

    Done! Thanks for letting us know so that we could support her at this time x

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OMG Heaven

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Iíve just had the most awesome afternoon in the scorching heat with the radio on and they played all my favourite summer songs one after another and just had to share it with you.
Just imagine laying there and listening to these with a gentle breeze

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ0dGvcsotg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYi7uEvEEmk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88fbHOmvRk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_E8OpX2At4&
feature=related


www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_PDns23RWY


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ALEXSGIRL1 6/26/2010 10:42PM

    very nice thank you

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DEE107 6/26/2010 9:46PM

    thanks for sharing

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CHRYS13 6/26/2010 6:43PM

    Sounds like heaven! We've been dodging storms all weekend and playing "let's head for cover"!!! emoticon

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CRYSTALANGEL28 6/26/2010 5:53PM

    Wow....
I thought you had borrowed my iPod! All but the last song are on it! Will add the last song too (forgot about that one!lol).

Sounds like you had a great day xx

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JUST_TRI_IT 6/26/2010 3:07PM

    Almost all of are new to me... and very relaxing!

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MEGRI85 6/26/2010 2:23PM

    I love it when the radio plays my favorite songs!

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-POOKIE- 6/26/2010 2:03PM

    emoticon Sounds nice... I so wish I had a garden!!!

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ZEN TEACHINGS LOL

Saturday, June 26, 2010

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for
I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact,
just p*ss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a
couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

8.. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably
well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from
bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one
works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse - then
things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.
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MRS.DOYLE 6/26/2010 2:43PM

    These are great emoticon

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DARLENEK04 6/26/2010 12:52PM

  Hey Caz,

Blakbird(Paul) told me to check out your page, so here I are
doing just that. I laughed so hard, my DH thought I had lost
what little bit of my mind I had left. So then I read your
above list to him, and now he is laughing too. So nice to be
crazy together, hmmnnn???????

Seriously, congratulations on your weight loss and fitness and
your pics are looking good........

Catchya later,
Darlene

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 6/26/2010 12:26PM

    ROTFL!!!!!!

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JUST_TRI_IT 6/26/2010 12:09PM

    I went from laughing to realizing how true many of these are!!!

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CHRYS13 6/26/2010 9:04AM

    ...am waking my family while laughing quite boisterously....what fun! Thanks, Caz!

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