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Skinny Dipping

Saturday, June 05, 2010

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.




As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

  
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BLAKBIRD 6/21/2010 12:35AM

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ALEXSGIRL1 6/7/2010 4:55AM

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JUST_TRI_IT 6/6/2010 11:22AM

    Who said old men don't know what they are doing!?!?!?!

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DAISES2 6/6/2010 3:01AM

    thank you for the laugh

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 6/5/2010 10:47PM

    Awesome!!!! Read it to hubby-he laughed-the sure sign of a funny joke!!

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 6/5/2010 8:33PM

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TASOGAREBAN 6/5/2010 11:31AM

    Nice!!

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MBSKIT 6/5/2010 9:58AM

    I should have swallowed my drink first! emoticon

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SHEENA53 6/5/2010 9:16AM

  Thanks, made me smile
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PRI6909 6/5/2010 7:14AM

    Very cute. Thanks for my morning giggle....hugs. Susan

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BEFIT014 6/5/2010 4:45AM

    emoticon Good one!

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KENP22 6/5/2010 4:43AM

  funny

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Remember when?.......................

Friday, June 04, 2010

Here's One More bit of Nostalgia for the older folks!


Remember that cute little Coppertone girl with her dog pulling on her blue bathing suit bottoms during the late 50's and throughout the 60's?

Well she's all grown up now, and lives near Lake Mead , Arizona

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JUST_TRI_IT 6/6/2010 11:23AM

    OH.. that is tooooo sad :(

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DAISES2 6/6/2010 3:01AM

    yuk

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BEFIT014 6/5/2010 12:12AM

    Oh, my...

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DEVORA4 6/4/2010 7:33PM

  Sorry to say BUT she is disgusting.

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MRS.DOYLE 6/4/2010 6:34PM

    I feel sick. I shouldn't be rude about another member of the fairer sex, but I can't help it. Ugh.

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SEXYVIXEN2 6/4/2010 6:19PM

    OMG!! Eugh

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MBSKIT 6/4/2010 3:55PM

    some should really think before they wear a thong! emoticon

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 6/4/2010 1:43PM

    Might not be so scary if she still had the cute little puppy!! Funny in a very saaaaaad way- :)

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TASOGAREBAN 6/4/2010 1:20PM

    LOL creeeeeepy...

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work LOL

Friday, June 04, 2010

  
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BEFIT014 6/5/2010 3:11AM

    emoticon That was a good one!

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MRS.DOYLE 6/4/2010 6:35PM

    Very true, but I wouldn't dare put that up at work.

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 6/4/2010 1:40PM

    Such an eloquent way of showing it!! LOL!!

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TASOGAREBAN 6/4/2010 1:20PM

    Ain't that the truth...lol!

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SHERRYK5 6/4/2010 1:17PM

    That says it all.

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Grandma's Birth Control Pills - Priceless

Friday, June 04, 2010

  
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PRI6909 6/5/2010 7:17AM

    Very smart Granny.....!!! emoticon

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CJBAGGINS 6/4/2010 11:26PM

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LMSTRAW 6/4/2010 10:50PM

    Had to magnify it to read, but, RIFLMAO!
Yep, that would help you rest!


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DEE107 6/4/2010 10:33PM

    lol

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 6/4/2010 1:45PM

    Crafty old lady...:)

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TASOGAREBAN 6/4/2010 1:24PM

    Woooooooooooooooooooow!

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An Old Farmer's Advice

Friday, June 04, 2010


An Old Farmer's Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. *

*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*

*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.*

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.*

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.*

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.*

* Every path has a few puddles.*

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.*

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.*

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.*

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.*

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.*

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none..*

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.*

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.*

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.*

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.*

* Always drink upstream from the herd.*

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.*

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.*

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.*

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
*Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.*
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
He'll just kill you..

  
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0309COOKIE 6/5/2010 2:18AM

    I'd like to stick whoever put that dog in that tree right in there themselves. Poor thing.

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SEXYVIXEN2 6/4/2010 6:09PM

    Sound advice!
Hope the poor little dog wasn't stuck for too long emoticonHe's a cutie!!

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MBSKIT 6/4/2010 10:25AM

    love the dog in the tree!

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_RAMONA 6/4/2010 9:52AM

    I LOVE old farmers! And there are a few here I need to pass on to my DD today...

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.*
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.*

...And for me, a refresher course:

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.*
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.*

Can you tell hw things are going' at our house this week, LOL?

{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}
Ramona

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LOVESLIFE48 6/4/2010 8:16AM

    A lot of good points!!! Thanks for sharing!! emoticon

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BEFIT014 6/4/2010 6:56AM

    Lot of truth in that!
LOVE the photo!

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DAV128 6/4/2010 6:28AM

    Thank you very much. Your post did my heart good. Funny, but true sentiments all.

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KIMOTHY77 6/4/2010 6:07AM

    Love the photo:)

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ALEXSGIRL1 6/4/2010 6:00AM

    thank you for the good advice and the laughs.

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PTCAKES 6/4/2010 5:41AM

    All excellent advice.

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