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Five Horses - a beautiful tale..................

Saturday, May 15, 2010

This is mythical and deep... Truly beautiful...

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.


He replied, "She called Five Horses".


The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"


The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean . . .


.. . . NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG," emoticon

  
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NHGRL68 5/15/2010 7:32PM

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 5/15/2010 5:14PM

    Hehehehe!

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SEXYVIXEN2 5/15/2010 12:55PM

    I like it!
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0309COOKIE 5/15/2010 12:45PM

    You have the best blogs!

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GEORGANNE39 5/15/2010 10:13AM

    Love it!

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 5/15/2010 9:42AM

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DEE107 5/15/2010 9:28AM

    lol lol

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FISHINGLADY66 5/15/2010 8:54AM

    From the mind of a man. Thanks for the laugh. emoticon

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ETHEREALCAT 5/15/2010 6:46AM

    Ha ha ha!!
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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 5/15/2010 5:31AM

    Should have realised this would turn into a joke! emoticon

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AKELAZ 5/15/2010 5:28AM

    Good heavens, Caz, you just come up with the most amazing stuff. Thanks for the smile. emoticon

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The Australian Approach - TOO good not to pass on.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.'

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'


The Aussie said 'One!'


The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.


How much was the sale for?'
'£124,237.64p.'

The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64!! What the hell did you sell him?'

'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod.'


'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.'



'Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x4


The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'


'No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said...

'Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.' emoticon

  
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ITSHOWYOULIVE 5/15/2010 5:12PM

    ROTFL!!!! Too good!!

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FISHINGLADY66 5/15/2010 8:56AM

    Caz you make me smile every morning. emoticon

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Enjoy your journey!

Friday, May 14, 2010

We are on quite a ride ..... turn up the sound.
This clever piece originated in Australia . It is so very well done most folks don't realize how much info he is sharing! Just click on the link below
Photos by NASA.
Words and music by Eric Idle – from Monty Python dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/gal
axy.swf

  
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LJCANNON 8/26/2010 7:20PM

    I am definitely sharing this with a LOT of people. It is incredible!!!
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ITSHOWYOULIVE 5/15/2010 5:10PM

    That was very fun. Thanks for the diversion, education and entertainment. :)

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DEE107 5/14/2010 11:22PM

    thanks for sharing

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FISHINGLADY66 5/14/2010 9:44PM

    Cool!!! I enjoyed this.

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MRS.DOYLE 5/14/2010 4:57PM

    Lovely. I watched it right to the end. I love the dancing stars. Makes you wonder why we are all trying to kill each other on this planet.
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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 5/14/2010 4:56PM

    emoticonThanks for the fun education Caz! emoticon

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TASOGAREBAN 5/14/2010 2:48PM

    ROFL! Very nice, I enjoyed it. I hope there's life up there as well. :)

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NHGRL68 5/14/2010 7:59AM

    Pretty amazing world we live in! Thanks for the lesson:-) emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JULESLON 5/14/2010 6:18AM

  great little piece of animation

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girls getaway LOL

Friday, May 14, 2010

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girl's getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.

Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into
Letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I was
Sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.
He took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room was scented with
Perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On the
Bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the
Bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."

So here I am.
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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 5/14/2010 4:57PM

    Ha Ha Ha! Sheer class! emoticon

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SALLYSEAGULL1 5/14/2010 4:00PM

    Another corker!

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TASOGAREBAN 5/14/2010 2:49PM

    Damn straight! LOL!

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Signs To Bring You A Smile 6

Thursday, May 13, 2010

  
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NHGRL68 5/14/2010 8:02AM

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    LOL!

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SHERRY822 5/13/2010 12:25PM

   

That is so true.

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SHERRY822 5/13/2010 12:25PM

   

That is so true.

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SHERRY822 5/13/2010 12:24PM

   

That is so true.

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DEE107 5/13/2010 12:11PM

    lol

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SI1V3RBACK 5/13/2010 12:05PM

   
Hahaha ... that does explain a lot actually.

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CRAZYGAGRANNY 5/13/2010 11:34AM

    emoticonSo true!

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1DEBIE1 5/13/2010 10:50AM

    ahhhh....so true

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 5/13/2010 9:49AM

    emoticon That's a keeper!

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BEFIT013 5/13/2010 9:39AM

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SALLYSEAGULL1 5/13/2010 8:05AM

    Whoa. is this another of your jokes about politicians?!!!



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