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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Male Date-Drug
(be sure to watch the video at the end)

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-drug on the market called 'Beer ' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship' . In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer ' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

For a video to see how Beer works go to this link www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

  
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NHGRL68 5/14/2010 8:04AM

    Lol...Loved the video! It should give them something to think about:-) emoticon

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GENIEJENN 5/12/2010 7:37PM

    Thanks for the chuckle! Awesome! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 5/12/2010 5:57PM

    That video was priceless!

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CINDYHOUGHTON 5/12/2010 3:33PM

    Made me smile

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 5/12/2010 3:05PM

    lol ... too funny! I love the video!

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SI1V3RBACK 5/12/2010 2:25PM

   
Too funny ... maybe a bit too true emoticon

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KARLOTTA46 5/12/2010 1:07PM

    How funny is that!!
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CLAIRESML 5/12/2010 12:39PM

    oh this is hysterical! emoticon

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DEE107 5/12/2010 12:21PM

    lol

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MUSTANG_SALLY2 5/12/2010 10:41AM

    LOL This cracked me up. Thanks for starting my day off with a smile!

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BEFIT014 5/12/2010 10:39AM

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Good one!

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Signs To Bring You A Smile 5

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

  
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NHGRL68 5/14/2010 8:06AM

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7777BEV 5/12/2010 9:10AM

    emoticon ignorance is bliss -

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DAVEYSHADOW 5/12/2010 7:48AM

    I am sure it is me LOL!

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LKWQUILTER 5/12/2010 7:44AM

    I think I am the odd one. lol

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Tip of the Week - really useful for Arthritic Knees

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Before you read to the end, where the answer is, do you know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is?

I had a neighbour who had bought a new van. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that some vandal had spray painted red all around the sides of this white van. I went over and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to work out what to do, probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open.

Another neighbour came out and told him to get some WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm the paint that was on the van. I'm impressed!
WD-40 - how did someone work out it would do that?

'Water Displacement No.40' The product began from a search for rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower screen. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as on glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your cooker top .... Kazamm! It's now shinier than it's ever been. You'll be amazed.

Here are some other uses:

1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar 20 strings.
4. Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.
5. Keeps flies off cows.
6. Restores and cleans blackboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8. Loosens stubborn zips.
9. Untangles jewelry chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower screens free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Dead insects will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a 20 shine for a super fast slide.
21. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
22. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes splattered grease on stove.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose.
Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some counties .
38. Use it for gnat bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.



And for some reason...........spray it on your arthritic knee joints etc and it will ease them.

P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.



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NHGRL68 5/14/2010 8:07AM

    Hmmm...Interesting. emoticon emoticon

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 5/12/2010 3:11PM

    wow ... i had no idea. i'll have to get some.

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_RAMONA 5/12/2010 1:22PM

    THIS was GREAT!!!!! Thanks... the can is always around, I jsut never realized how useful it is!

{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}
Ramona

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BEFIT014 5/12/2010 10:42AM

    No way!!
REALLY??

That's interesting!

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Signs To Bring You A Smile 4

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

  
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SEXYVIXEN2 5/12/2010 5:47AM

    Brilliant!! Other half could do with having this sign. Sounds just like one of his fellow directors!! emoticon

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DAISES2 5/11/2010 10:58PM

    HEHE emoticon

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 5/11/2010 7:36PM

    Sounds a bit like where I used to work!! Another great sign.

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NHGRL68 5/11/2010 4:31PM

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SI1V3RBACK 5/11/2010 4:29PM

   
Hmmm come to think of it we should be a lot fitter at work given all that activity
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That was very funny ... thanks !

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TASOGAREBAN 5/11/2010 3:45PM

    OMG I'm totally going to save this right off your blog, LOL!

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VW_STEPH 5/11/2010 3:43PM

    This is awesome. So perfect for my workplace hahaha!

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DRUGGED BY MY PARENTS LOL

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

  
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ITSHOWYOULIVE 5/11/2010 7:35PM

    I'll have to drug my kids a little more often. Great article, thanks for sharing.

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NHGRL68 5/11/2010 4:31PM

    That was good:-) emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JUST_TRI_IT 5/11/2010 12:35PM

    Drugs. Just do 'em!

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_RAMONA 5/11/2010 11:04AM

    Hi. My name is Ramona, and I was drugged by my parents. THANK GOD! LOL!

(I drug my kid, too!)

Comment edited on: 5/11/2010 4:43:28 PM

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DEFIANTVEGAN 5/11/2010 10:48AM

    that was emoticon emoticon

so true lets all drug our children... emoticon emoticon

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GAILRUU 5/11/2010 10:05AM

    I love this one.

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JLBRIGHT3 5/11/2010 9:20AM

    Being a teacher, I found this pretty powerful. Thanks for sharing!

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GEORGANNE39 5/11/2010 9:18AM

    LOL!

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BEFIT014 5/11/2010 7:27AM

    Aw, wow! That was AWAESOME!

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BUBBLEBEE21 5/11/2010 6:17AM

    great blog, i love funny but inspiring articles

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