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Signs To Bring You A Smile 5

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

  
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NHGRL68 5/14/2010 8:06AM

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7777BEV 5/12/2010 9:10AM

    emoticon ignorance is bliss -

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DAVEYSHADOW 5/12/2010 7:48AM

    I am sure it is me LOL!

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LKWQUILTER 5/12/2010 7:44AM

    I think I am the odd one. lol

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Tip of the Week - really useful for Arthritic Knees

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Before you read to the end, where the answer is, do you know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is?

I had a neighbour who had bought a new van. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that some vandal had spray painted red all around the sides of this white van. I went over and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to work out what to do, probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open.

Another neighbour came out and told him to get some WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm the paint that was on the van. I'm impressed!
WD-40 - how did someone work out it would do that?

'Water Displacement No.40' The product began from a search for rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower screen. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as on glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your cooker top .... Kazamm! It's now shinier than it's ever been. You'll be amazed.

Here are some other uses:

1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar 20 strings.
4. Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.
5. Keeps flies off cows.
6. Restores and cleans blackboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8. Loosens stubborn zips.
9. Untangles jewelry chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower screens free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.
18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Dead insects will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a 20 shine for a super fast slide.
21. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
22. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes splattered grease on stove.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose.
Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some counties .
38. Use it for gnat bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.



And for some reason...........spray it on your arthritic knee joints etc and it will ease them.

P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.



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NHGRL68 5/14/2010 8:07AM

    Hmmm...Interesting. emoticon emoticon

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 5/12/2010 3:11PM

    wow ... i had no idea. i'll have to get some.

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_RAMONA 5/12/2010 1:22PM

    THIS was GREAT!!!!! Thanks... the can is always around, I jsut never realized how useful it is!

{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}
Ramona

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BEFIT014 5/12/2010 10:42AM

    No way!!
REALLY??

That's interesting!

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Signs To Bring You A Smile 4

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

  
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SEXYVIXEN2 5/12/2010 5:47AM

    Brilliant!! Other half could do with having this sign. Sounds just like one of his fellow directors!! emoticon

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DAISES2 5/11/2010 10:58PM

    HEHE emoticon

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 5/11/2010 7:36PM

    Sounds a bit like where I used to work!! Another great sign.

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NHGRL68 5/11/2010 4:31PM

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SI1V3RBACK 5/11/2010 4:29PM

   
Hmmm come to think of it we should be a lot fitter at work given all that activity
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That was very funny ... thanks !

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TASOGAREBAN 5/11/2010 3:45PM

    OMG I'm totally going to save this right off your blog, LOL!

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VW_STEPH 5/11/2010 3:43PM

    This is awesome. So perfect for my workplace hahaha!

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DRUGGED BY MY PARENTS LOL

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

  
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ITSHOWYOULIVE 5/11/2010 7:35PM

    I'll have to drug my kids a little more often. Great article, thanks for sharing.

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NHGRL68 5/11/2010 4:31PM

    That was good:-) emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JUST_TRI_IT 5/11/2010 12:35PM

    Drugs. Just do 'em!

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_RAMONA 5/11/2010 11:04AM

    Hi. My name is Ramona, and I was drugged by my parents. THANK GOD! LOL!

(I drug my kid, too!)

Comment edited on: 5/11/2010 4:43:28 PM

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DEFIANTVEGAN 5/11/2010 10:48AM

    that was emoticon emoticon

so true lets all drug our children... emoticon emoticon

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GAILRUU 5/11/2010 10:05AM

    I love this one.

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JLBRIGHT3 5/11/2010 9:20AM

    Being a teacher, I found this pretty powerful. Thanks for sharing!

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GEORGANNE39 5/11/2010 9:18AM

    LOL!

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BEFIT014 5/11/2010 7:27AM

    Aw, wow! That was AWAESOME!

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BUBBLEBEE21 5/11/2010 6:17AM

    great blog, i love funny but inspiring articles

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The other stall LOL

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom,
I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.



I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,

But I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" ??

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"


Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them

"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"



Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions


Cell phones, don't you just love them !

  
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SEXYVIXEN2 5/12/2010 5:40AM

    emoticon Really funny, should have seen that coming. Will be very careful if someone ever starts a conversation in the loo emoticon

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 5/11/2010 7:33PM

    That's funny. I can picture the person on the other end of the call "EWWWW-gross-they were talking to me while they took care of business-YUCK!!!" :)

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NHGRL68 5/11/2010 4:28PM

    Too funny! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JUST_TRI_IT 5/11/2010 12:34PM

    You gotta love them cell phones!!

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MONTANA_ED 5/11/2010 9:23AM

    I like to make the comment that in the past when people stood on the corner of the street and talked to themselves , they were a bit touched in the head. Now - they are just on their cell phone with their bluetooth. LOL

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GEORGANNE39 5/11/2010 9:20AM

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BEFIT014 5/11/2010 7:29AM

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ADORABLE!!

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BUBBLEBEE21 5/11/2010 6:24AM

    funny blog, i love it

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