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The Girl at the Beach

Sunday, January 15, 2012

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?' He hadn't and said so.

Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave... The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

'Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly. 'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

'Well, what is it then? What does she do?' his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'

'Batteries?' cried the wife.

'Yes!' he replied.


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OOOOH! You're gonna dislike me for this - but it will make your day!













'She Sells C Cells down by the Seashore!'

  
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PATRICIAANN46 1/15/2012 10:08PM

  Very Cute........... emoticon

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KATVHALE 1/15/2012 8:59PM

  Love it! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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SENATOR9 1/15/2012 10:01AM

    emoticonDuh emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 1/15/2012 10:01AM

    AaHaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
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LOVESLIFE48 1/15/2012 9:25AM

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IDLETYME 1/15/2012 8:49AM

    That's GREAT! Started my day with a grin! emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 1/15/2012 8:02AM

    Argh! Well, you did warn me!

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LIBELULITA 1/15/2012 3:13AM

    GROOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahaha
hhahahhahahhahaha!!!!

It's an annoying joke but you can bet I'll be telling it to everyone!!!

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I urge you to read

Saturday, January 14, 2012

www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_jo
urnal.asp?id=TERESA159


I tried to email the link to all my buddies and it wouldn't work.

  
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DOOBRIE 1/15/2012 9:31AM

    http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_p
ublic_journal_individual.asp?bl
og_id=4680590

Please see both my comments - you will see that the share bar keeps coming back even though you have opted out.

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SLIMMERKIWI 1/14/2012 11:58PM

    Thanks for this Caz - I have not only gone to my Page and edited it, but have put a message with link to that blog for the Dealing with Depression Team.

Kris xx

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PATRICIAANN46 1/14/2012 9:50PM

  Thanks Caz. I am making the changes immediately. I can't believe they thought this would be a positive change.

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KATVHALE 1/14/2012 8:53PM

  This is why I don't have a FB page......


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JOYINKY 1/14/2012 6:13PM

    Thanks CAZ, took care of this this morning. But would have missed it if Spark friends weren't spreading the word to each other. That's what friends are for, right? Hugs.

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CHRYS13 1/14/2012 4:45PM

    Thanks so much for the information Caz. I need to get this done.

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-POOKIE- 1/14/2012 3:20PM

    I removed my links too, thanks for sharing

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DEE107 1/14/2012 3:19PM

    thank you

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NPA4LOSS 1/14/2012 2:26PM

    I had a stalker a few years ago. I don't need that again. Mine is done. emoticon

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MRS.DOYLE 1/14/2012 2:21PM

    Eek. Found it now. Just off to check my options. Thanks for the note.

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TRAVELNISTA 1/14/2012 1:54PM

    emoticonI read about this this morning on someone Else's blog. Glad numerous people are blogging about this because I don't want my Spark People info out there for all to see. I think it is an invasion of privacy and we should have been given the option to opt in and not have to opt out!

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MKPRINCESS007 1/14/2012 12:28PM

    Thanks, Caz! Some of my other sparkfriends are a buzz about this, some very angry about it. Really appreciate you sharing the info........I know I have made my blogs unable to be shared.........

Have a great weekend,
Karen

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MZZCHIEF 1/14/2012 12:22PM

    Thanks for the information, CaZ!

Emmabe1 sent me an email on how to hide my blogs... but since I stay anonymous and don't post personal details, its not that much of a problem for me the way I can see it being a problem for some.

Wonder though, if this is what's causing my computer to run a bit slow on this site? Hmmm.

: )
Mzzchief

PS, its possible the link you sent didn't go thru, because this poster had disabled the share function? Dunno.



Comment edited on: 1/14/2012 12:26:10 PM

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SPARKLEIIGHGAL 1/14/2012 12:18PM

    emoticon I think I'm ok as I am set to private and sparkfriends only. I will check. I knew that my blogs appeared on WWW when I was open to everyone so i deleated them and set to private page.

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SENATOR9 1/14/2012 11:30AM

    Thank you

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LIBELULITA 1/14/2012 11:16AM

    Now I just clicked onto your blog again and the share button has gone.Wierd because only 30 secs has passed? Oh well,the 2 comments I posted have disappeared too (double wierd).Thankyou for sharing this info....the thought of people reading stuff I've talked about on here is mortifying emoticon emoticon

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LIBELULITA 1/14/2012 11:16AM

    Now I just clicked onto your blog again and the share button has gone.Wierd because only 30 secs has passed? Oh well,the 2 comments I posted have disappeared too (double wierd).Thankyou for sharing this info....the thought of people reading stuff I've talked about on here is mortifying emoticon emoticon

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LIBELULITA 1/14/2012 11:10AM

    E. Your Options
You can opt out of our use of your Usage Information (including opting out of our Audience Segment Cookies) for targeting purposes by going to http://www.sharethis.com/privacy and clicking on the “Opt Out” button for advertising cookies. By opting out, we will set an “opt-out cookie” on your Internet browser, which will prevent your Usage Information from being matched to any particular Internet browser. If you change browsers (including, if you use a browser on a different computer), delete your cookies, or use multiple browsers (either on the same computer or different computers), you will need to repeat this process for each computer and each browser. Please note that if you opt-out, you will continue to receive advertisements on ShareThis Services and Participant Sites, but these advertisements will not be tailored to your preferences and usage based on information collected by ShareThis. This opt-out only applies to ShareThis’ Usage Information, and does not apply to cookies or web beacons used by third party publishers, advertisers or ad networks.


I've added this because I can still click on to "share with others" which leads me to FB emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 1/14/2012 8:19AM

    If you don't check the top option on that page, 'only allow my Spark Friends to see my page', all your Spark Blogs are accessible to WWW too.
Just try Googling your user name in Google and you'll see what I mean. emoticon

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JUST_TRI_IT 1/14/2012 7:49AM

    Thanks for getting the word out... The irony is that this would be nice to get out via a faster method (twitter fb etc) but a more old fashioned way has more integrity!!

I turned mine off yesterday...

D

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SWAZY33 1/14/2012 7:27AM

    Thanks for the info!!

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DOOBRIE 1/14/2012 6:45AM

    Thanks for checking mine, Caz - yours is ok now too!
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INFLATED 1/14/2012 6:23AM

    Thanks for this info. I am lost when it comes to using a computer, but I did uncheck that. I am running out of memory on my computer and I don't need other sites seeking out information on it. I have to run CCleaner on it nearly every time I change websites. I'm hoping it holds up until after tax time.

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DOOBRIE 1/14/2012 6:06AM

    Lexie is right - it's still on yours.

I did this on my page yesterday and the share bar has disappeared from mine - at least I can't see it. Could you take a look at my blog and see if you can see it on mine please?

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BEFIT014 1/14/2012 6:02AM

    I saw this earlier on someone's Blog. I couldn't believe it! I turned mine off(and yours is,too, as far as I can see. I think it may take a couple minutes)

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GABY1948 1/14/2012 5:50AM

    Can't thank you enought CAZ! You are the BEST! xxx

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LEXIE63 1/14/2012 4:52AM

    I've done what she said, but the share button hasn't disappeared from my blog, and hers is still there too. And yours as well, for that matter.
Hmmm...
Lex xxx

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Aging Problems - Shave and Haircut

Friday, January 13, 2012

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."


eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww emoticon

  
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JUDY1676 1/15/2012 7:42PM

    emoticon oh yuk!

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ELAINESHAFF 1/14/2012 10:48PM

    eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww is right. Washing the ball or not is still eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
!!

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PATRICIAANN46 1/14/2012 9:34PM

  eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww is right!!!!! emoticon

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KATVHALE 1/14/2012 8:50PM

  Wha???? emoticon oh my......

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ANNAMARIE1958 1/14/2012 1:10PM

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WILSON425 1/14/2012 12:30PM

    emoticon I'll bet he was sorry he asked!!! emoticon

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    Oh gross emoticon

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STEVENGO2 1/14/2012 11:12AM

    yyyyyuuuukkkk! emoticon

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JUST_TRI_IT 1/14/2012 7:50AM

    Oh my!!!!!!!

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LIBELULITA 1/14/2012 3:31AM

    Eughhhh...gross!!! I hope the barber washes the ball when they bring it back!!!! emoticon

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SHOAPIE 1/13/2012 10:55PM

    emoticon

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DEE107 1/13/2012 10:29PM

    lol

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NPA4LOSS 1/13/2012 9:34PM

    I now click on your blogs with a feeling of trepidation. emoticon

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INFLATED 1/13/2012 8:40PM

    Yuck!

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 1/13/2012 8:26PM

  Oops!

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MNOT2THICK 1/13/2012 8:02PM

    Grossssssssssssssssssss!!!

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GABY1948 1/13/2012 7:55PM

    eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is RIGHT!!!!! HUGS LOL

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RGEETING 1/13/2012 6:15PM

    I agree! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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but funny! :-)

Have a great day!

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HEALTHY4ME 1/13/2012 5:45PM

    oh retch!!! ew....

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LOVESLIFE48 1/13/2012 5:16PM

    emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 1/13/2012 5:08PM

    Uh....I don't think I need that shave afterall....

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IDLETYME 1/13/2012 3:18PM

    Yuck!! At least he got a great shave! emoticon

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A Two Storey Outside toilet!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

  
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PATRICIAANN46 1/14/2012 9:32PM

  Unfortunately.............that is VERY true!!! emoticon

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INFLATED 1/13/2012 2:47AM

    Politicans are like baby diapers, they need to be changed frequently and for the same reason.

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SHERYLDS 1/12/2012 7:39PM

    so true

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OLDERDANDRT 1/12/2012 7:15PM

    Isn't this what they call the trickle down theory? emoticon

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DEE107 1/12/2012 5:17PM

    lol

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SHARJOPAUL 1/12/2012 9:59AM

    Looks realistic to me.

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WILSON425 1/12/2012 9:32AM

    I'm with Senator9 on this one! emoticon

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SENATOR9 1/12/2012 9:22AM

    I'm not voting this year emoticon emoticon

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IDLETYME 1/12/2012 8:47AM

    I'm afraid that's the way it is! emoticon emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 1/12/2012 8:45AM

    The signs say it all... emoticon

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KATVHALE 1/12/2012 8:35AM

  Pretty much sums it up!

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MEADSBAY 1/12/2012 8:27AM

    Sad but true, it seems. emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 1/12/2012 8:02AM

    Um.....i'll wait for the top one, thanks.

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JUST_TRI_IT 1/12/2012 7:52AM

    On my that hits the mark ... NO PUN INTENDED!

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HEALTHY4ME 1/12/2012 7:47AM

    ewww and true... trewwww. lol


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LOVESLIFE48 1/12/2012 7:42AM

    So true!!!

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GABY1948 1/12/2012 6:11AM

    How cool! Thanks

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7 Waist-Slimming Ab Exercises

Thursday, January 12, 2012

www.fitnessmagazine.com/workout/abs/
exercises/waist-slimming-ab-workout/?s
ssdmh=dm17.569532&esrc=nwfitdailytip01
0112&email=3645200074

  
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STEVENGO2 1/14/2012 11:21AM

    I will never get six pack abs. The last place my body will drop weight is around my stomach. I am in a 'healthy' weight range and am not interested in changing my goal weight. This article was useful though because I want a strong functional core so thanks for sharing Caz!

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ANNEMAC5 1/12/2012 2:09PM

    WOW just when you thought they could not make it harder, will save these for a time I am not in a rush.

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_RAMONA 1/12/2012 10:06AM

    Caz, these are GREAT, and different! THANKS for sharing!

{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}
Ramona

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SENATOR9 1/12/2012 9:21AM

    Better be in great shape to try those

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KATVHALE 1/12/2012 8:35AM

  Uh..... not sure 'bout those.....

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MEADSBAY 1/12/2012 8:28AM

    Dear lord- those look challenging!

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JUST_TRI_IT 1/12/2012 7:54AM

    Ok these will give us a workout!!

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