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Italian Mother.

Monday, January 09, 2012

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear MaMa,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son
Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:
Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa

  
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PATRICIAANN46 1/10/2012 8:21PM

  We Moms just KNOW............ emoticon

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    LOL, busted!

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    Good one!

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    can't fool Mama! emoticon

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    Too funny!

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    hahahaha!

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DEE107 1/9/2012 2:58PM

    way to go MOM

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    oops, got caught emoticon

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    emoticon emoticon emoticon Smart Mama!

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LUCKIEST24 1/9/2012 12:25PM

    Busted!

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    Mama knows best emoticon

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LIBELULITA 1/9/2012 10:15AM

    I'll have to remember this one!!!! emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 1/9/2012 10:08AM

    LOL

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    Can't fool MaMa... emoticon

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IDLETYME 1/9/2012 7:30AM

    Wow! That was a good one. Momma always knows best! emoticon

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    Oh!!! Love it!!! emoticon emoticon

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    good one

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How can you tell if someone was not brought up on a farm.

Sunday, January 08, 2012

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ91vcIKkhM

  
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LEXIE63 1/13/2012 3:26PM

    Very lucky guy! Could have been so much worse!

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WIGIME 1/11/2012 7:15AM

    What a moron. Lesson learned though.

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INFLATED 1/10/2012 4:26AM

    It looked like he got hit from both hooves. He was forunate that he wasn't kicked in the head.

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    Owwwwwwwwwwwww!

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    City slicker all right Never walk behind a horse emoticon

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BUTEAFULL 1/9/2012 11:13AM

    wow what a jerk

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LIBELULITA 1/9/2012 9:50AM

    What a complete plonker.Honestly....

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    He got what he deserved.

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OLDERDANDRT 1/8/2012 6:41PM

    Even someone not raised on or around a farm should have known better!! He's a butt for trying to tease an animal. Got what he deserved in my book!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    Looking for a concussion for sure! emoticon

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CATLADY52 1/8/2012 5:53PM

    A Darwin Award candidate in the making!

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    What an idiot!
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SHERYLDS 1/8/2012 4:37PM

    ouch !
what was he thinking?

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LOVESLIFE48 1/8/2012 4:31PM

    Ouch!!!!

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LUCKIEST24 1/8/2012 4:19PM

    Now he has additional brain damage. Ouch!

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    lol

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Happy Pharmacist

Saturday, January 07, 2012



A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"

"Yes," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes," he answered.

"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.

"I can if I take two," he answered.

  
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    emoticon My father in law and brother in law and Guardian are all pharmacist, I don't want this picture!

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  emoticon emoticon emoticon I could see it happening! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    hahahahaha!
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LUCKIEST24 1/7/2012 10:31AM

    Now that's a man who loves his job!

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    Oh, I was slow today! *grin*
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The garbage Collector

Friday, January 06, 2012

A refuse collector in Cairns , Australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the
Front door and knocks. There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door.
"Harro!" says the Chinese man.
"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.
"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.
"No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me. Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"
"OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the collector's ear.
"I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"

  
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WIGIME 1/7/2012 4:21AM

    Oh Caz where do you get this stuff? (don't really tell me, I like the surprises.) Too Funny!

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    emoticon I LOVED this one, ikkle!

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    Now we know where he "wheelie" was!
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    Okay Caz... now you really made me laugh out loud!! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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Just as well we went over to Lilian.............

Friday, January 06, 2012

the recent weather has blown a climbing plant over the path. Where it had grown and wrapped itself behind the guttering the force of the wind has pulled part of the guttering away. So Pete and I spent the afternoon cutting it away and cutting it up for the garden rubble bags for the council to collect on Monday. So an hour of gardening to add to cardio LOL
We had to leave a small amount as we lost light and the wind was getting up again..although when Pete goes back to mend the guttering I'll probably finish it off.

Well best get boot camp done then go shopping


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NHGRL68 1/6/2012 4:34PM

    There's always something to do, isn't there? At least it keeps you both active:-) You're doing GREAT with your wrkts. emoticon emoticon

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ANNEMAC5 1/6/2012 1:32PM

    lilian is lucky to have you both so close. Glad you were able to sort out the damage and look at it as cardio.Glad the weather has settled a little.

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KATVHALE 1/6/2012 12:00PM

    Keep warm when working outdoors and be safe!

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MRS.DOYLE 1/6/2012 11:52AM

    We lost a tree and a shrub and a fence panel blew onto a shed window. Luckily it didn't break. I'm gutted about the tree though. It was beautiful.

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HEALTHY4ME 1/6/2012 10:02AM

    Glad her house is okay after it is fixed. WOW that had to be windy, sounds like us at time.
Hope you have a great day and weekend coming up. Hubby is very tired with this cold which I better not catch!! LOL going to the mall in a while to buy my bracelet. I am excited, never do this kind of stuff for me.
HUGS

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-POOKIE- 1/6/2012 9:47AM

    I had to go collect my recycling boxes from about 30 doors down the street where they had blown too!

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JOYINKY 1/6/2012 9:25AM

    Sounds like you've had some severe weather! Nothing seems to slow you down CAZ! You are an inspiration! I have to say my attitude about yardwork and housework is better now that I think of them in terms of "fitness minutes". I hope Lillian is doing well otherwise. Hugs.

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SENATOR9 1/6/2012 8:58AM

    Well done Caz emoticon

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    Sounds like you both had some fun too... emoticon

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LEXIE63 1/6/2012 7:58AM

    I like that you look upon this sort of thing as an opportunity for exercise. :-) Our plants are fine, but our neighbour lost three fence panels on our side of her garden. One is salveagable, but the other two are matchsticks!

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GABY1948 1/6/2012 7:43AM

    You are a TRUE inspiration, ikkle go-getter! oxoxox

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    I love how you stay so active and I love your attitude about it!! emoticon

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IDLETYME 1/6/2012 7:29AM

    Sounds like you are getting your exercise in (plus!). that's great! emoticon

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SHERYLDS 1/6/2012 5:33AM

    amazing how nature does everything it can to survive.
Have fun today

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INFLATED 1/6/2012 4:37AM

    That is really nice of you to help this woman out.

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DOOBRIE 1/6/2012 4:25AM

    I'm sure Lilian is very grateful to you both. Have fun with boot camp and shopping.

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