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LIVING IN ALASKA LOL

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Brian had been in police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty m iles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! .. I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild se x, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.. By the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us

  
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    Ha! Loved it!!!

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    A new twist to Shania's Twain's song.. LoL emoticon emoticon

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HEALTHY4ME 12/11/2011 8:44AM

    LOL ewwww can't imagine that, but reminds me of Shania Twains song party for two but ah... .not quite! LOL

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    Oh those burly men! Har!

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The Euro Crisis Explained!! LOL

Sunday, December 11, 2011



Yep! That just about sums it up.
Glad Cameron showed the Bulldog Spirit!

  
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MRE1956 12/11/2011 6:54AM

    Good one! (I'm not even European, nor do I especially follow financial news, nationally or internationally - but I still think that just says it all!)



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LIBELULITA 12/11/2011 4:45AM

    This is just depressing!!! Especially as I'm at the bottom getting frozen!! emoticon

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REDSHOES2011 12/11/2011 3:21AM

    OMG ROFLMO I love it ha ha ha ha! It is the truth too!

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light humor

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!



On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..

Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By
The Manager



  
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IDLETYME 12/11/2011 10:15AM

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    Funny!

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    hahahahaha!

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MARYJOANNA 12/11/2011 5:38AM

  These statements show that it pays to pay attention to how they are worded.

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24 vertebrae in the human spine

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Roll your mouse over any of the 24 vertebrae in the human spine.

What a fascinating demo of how our spine affects our bodies. Move your mouse over back bones and see the parts that are affected! What an amazing site!
www.chiroone.net/why_chiropractic/in
dex.html

  
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RITZIBROWN 12/10/2011 11:21PM

    That is incredible. Considering my Drs. report this past week this site brings some explanations into perspective. Thanks Caz!

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DEE107 12/10/2011 10:27PM

    that is so cool thanks

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INFLATED 12/10/2011 5:01PM

    This was definitely an education in how things in our body are connected to the spine. Thanks!

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CATLADY52 12/10/2011 4:03PM

    Thanks a lot for all these little bits of info. How you find them is a wonder to me. emoticon

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MNOT2THICK 12/10/2011 3:30PM

    Wow, thanks.

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KATVHALE 12/10/2011 11:19AM

    Now I know my problems!

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    emoticonshare!

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    Very cool emoticon

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LOVESLIFE48 12/10/2011 9:27AM

    That was realy cool!! Thanks!!

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    Fantastic information here... thx Caz! emoticon

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ANNEMAC5 12/10/2011 9:09AM

    Very informative and clever.x

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SHERYLDS 12/10/2011 9:04AM

    that was great ... thanks for sharing

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HEALTHY4ME 12/10/2011 7:43AM

    Awesome eh!? I know a lot of this from my own back and from medical training and my many trips to physio and chiro. I have to say now that I am not working, my back is not hurting as often, it certainly hasn't healed so to speak but my stress is lower and I am able to learn to take time for me.

HUGS

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GABY1948 12/10/2011 6:47AM

    THANKS, ikkle! I loved this! oxoxox

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 12/10/2011 6:04AM

    yEP!

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MARYJOANNA 12/10/2011 5:55AM

  Amazing!

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Thought for the day

Saturday, December 10, 2011



Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE.

CASHIER: Would you like a paper bag with that sir?



Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!!


  
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LOVESLIFE48 12/10/2011 10:44PM

    I told my mom this joke today, she spit on me!! She was laughing with food in her mouth!! Yeah, we are very classy!! LOL!!!

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    Mmmmmmmmm, funny!

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MKPRINCESS007 12/10/2011 11:33AM

    That is the best ever! :)

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    Funny Caz, funny....

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