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Flower Show

Saturday, October 08, 2011

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jackie leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.

For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 note.

So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement...!'

  
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OLDERDANDRT 10/10/2011 6:01PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticonDidn't see THAT one coming! emoticon

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PATRICIAANN46 10/9/2011 7:25PM

  One of my favorites......... emoticon

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KATVHALE 10/9/2011 3:47PM

    That is too funny! I love your background pic, Caz!

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    First chuckle of the day!! emoticon emoticon

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INFLATED 10/8/2011 11:51PM

    LOL!!

I love the picture you have of fall leaves on the trees!

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    emoticon A new source of income! emoticon

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    lol how cute

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    Gotta like that Jackie's spunk!

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MKPRINCESS007 10/8/2011 10:45AM

    Fantastic! :) Thanks for making my morning~
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    hahahahaha!
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    emoticongood one!!!

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'Circumcised' LOL

Friday, October 07, 2011

For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....



'Circumcised'


A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.

He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said.

'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.








  
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JOHNWBROCKSR777 10/12/2011 5:59AM

    yep! lol

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ANIHAKA 10/12/2011 5:00AM

    Nothing like a good laugh to start the day thanks Caz.

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PATRICIAANN46 10/8/2011 10:08PM

  One of the greatest gifts given to teachers by their students is their complete honesty. They say what they mean and it is refreshing and very often FUNNY!!! emoticon

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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    lol

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    LOL!

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    LOL!

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    Ha, ha, ha don't you just love kids!!!! emoticon

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    emoticon After all he was just obeying his mother!

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WINDANCER99 10/7/2011 2:35PM

    Oh my goodness! How funny... just following his mother's advice.

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LUCKIEST24 10/7/2011 12:31PM

    hey. the kid did what his mom told him...can't fault him for that!

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MEADSBAY 10/7/2011 12:28PM

    ahahahahahahahaha!
As a retired teacher, I can actually see this happening!
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    OhhMyyy! Well, his Mom did say... emoticon emoticon

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    LOL

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    Ha Ha Ha

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    emoticonWell he listen to his mom emoticon

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On form today

Friday, October 07, 2011

I was aiming for 10k in 30 mins on my stationary bike- no problem had about a min left on the timer.
I knew Pete would be engrosed in F1 practice sessions so set the pace for 15 k for another 20 mins.

Once 15k was under my belt with 5.38 mins to go I went decided to go for 16, had 2.47mins left on the clock.....went for 17k and did it with 7 seconds to spare.
emoticon emoticon emoticon www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVFj-_SDIHE

  
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WIGIME 10/8/2011 5:40AM

    Way to go Caz!!!!

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SPARKLEIIGHGAL 10/7/2011 12:07PM

    Fantastic - you are amazing. WTG
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    emoticon emoticon I love it when you can just keep adding a minute here and there and feel such accomplishment!

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    emoticonDoesn't that feel great!?! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MONKEYJO3 10/7/2011 9:22AM

    Woohoo!! Way to go!!

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SENATOR9 10/7/2011 9:14AM

    James Brown was great

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 10/7/2011 8:46AM

    WTG! You are awesome!!

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KIMDONN 10/7/2011 8:37AM

    ROCK ON SISTA!!

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MKPRINCESS007 10/7/2011 8:05AM

    You are such a rockstar!

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JOYINKY 10/7/2011 7:36AM

    emoticon emoticon AND GO, AND GO!!
You amaze me! I am NOT a morning person! WTG!

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BEFIT013 10/7/2011 7:32AM

    Loved the video!

emoticon Go, Caz!!

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LOVESLIFE13 10/7/2011 7:28AM

    Wow!!! That is soooo awesome!! You're on fire!!! emoticon

Very cute video!!!

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MRS.DOYLE 10/7/2011 6:35AM

    emoticon indeed. You amaze me with your energy.

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I'm perfectly comfortable. Thank you for asking!

Thursday, October 06, 2011

  
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INFLATED 10/8/2011 11:50PM

    Cats can do some amazing things and be so silly at the same time.

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  I love cats.............. emoticon

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DMT1956 10/7/2011 4:53AM

    so relaxed

whacked out from playing

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COMPASS_ROSE 10/6/2011 7:51PM

    Fabulous!



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    That looks like my cat, Sonny. emoticon

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CRAZYDOGLADYBO 10/6/2011 4:28PM

    Too cute!

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TANGYTANGERINE 10/6/2011 1:54PM

    Reminds me of my upside down sleeper. emoticon

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    So cute Awwww!! emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 10/6/2011 1:14PM

    How relaxed can a kitty get? Pretty danged relaxed!

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THAIBEAUKITTY 10/6/2011 10:50AM

    Awwww. Cute!

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ROJAKHAN 10/6/2011 10:43AM

    cute

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    Oh, now that is cute! emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 10/6/2011 9:07AM

    This was me after working outside yesterday afternoon!!! emoticon emoticon

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    No care in the world emoticon

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DEE107 10/6/2011 8:13AM

    now that is cute

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    emoticoncute!!!

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GABY1948 10/6/2011 7:20AM

    I would adore being this comfortable right now! Thanks, ikkle! emoticon

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    Oh to be so flexible.. loved this picture.. emoticon

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SLENDERELLA61 10/6/2011 7:02AM

    Very cute!!

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ONEKIDSMOM 10/6/2011 6:44AM

    Nothing says "purrr" like a picture!

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    Looks comfy!! emoticon

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LUVDOGZ 10/6/2011 6:24AM

    Awwwww

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    I'm right there with ya!

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NEW Animal motivations 9

Thursday, October 06, 2011

  
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WALKZWDOGZ 10/8/2011 6:50PM

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Now if I could just look like that when checking the scales...!

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SEXYVIXEN2 10/6/2011 6:32PM

    I've seen that wild eyed look on Merlin. Maybe there's something he's not telling me emoticon

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    Me too!!! emoticon

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    Same as me then!! emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 10/6/2011 12:35PM

    I know how he feels.

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THAIBEAUKITTY 10/6/2011 10:51AM

    Looks like he had a super weekend!

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HISARTIST 10/6/2011 9:13AM

    That's what I look like after I step on the scale after the weekend. LOL Too cute!!

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OLDERDANDRT 10/6/2011 9:09AM

    Story of my life! emoticon

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SENATOR9 10/6/2011 8:55AM

    But what a weekend it was emoticon

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    What Big Blue Eyes you have... emoticon emoticon

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MARYJOANNA 10/6/2011 5:32AM

  How cute!

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