7 Fresh Salad Recipes

Monday, September 19, 2011

www.fitnessmagazine.com/recipes/quic
k-recipes/lunch/7-fresh-salad-recipes/

  

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PATRICIAANN46 9/21/2011 3:34PM

Caz...............They sound wonderful. Report Inappropriate Comment

TRAVELNISTA 9/20/2011 4:25PM

MMMMMMMMMMM love my salads! Report Inappropriate Comment

3HOUSTONS 9/20/2011 8:05AM

The Fiesta salad interests me along with the apple one. I love vinegar and just found out it can help lower fasting blood sugar if you take a tablespoon (can mix it) at night. Report Inappropriate Comment

LOVESLIFE13 9/20/2011 6:53AM

Thanks for the yummy salad recipes!! I love salad!! Report Inappropriate Comment

WHISPERINGPINE4 9/20/2011 4:36AM

Those sound great....thank you for sharing Report Inappropriate Comment

JENNYBAKER247 9/20/2011 4:18AM

Yummy - Love Salad! Thanks for these. Report Inappropriate Comment

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i love salads ty Report Inappropriate Comment

SENATOR9 9/20/2011 1:27AM

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RITZIBROWN 9/20/2011 12:12AM

some great ideas. Depending on availability, salads could be available all year long. for a great meal, side, whatever you want with a salad! Report Inappropriate Comment

ITSHOWYOULIVE 9/19/2011 11:43PM

Yum yum!! I've even got the right ingredients for the quinoa salad...Lunch tomorrow? Mmmm just might :). Report Inappropriate Comment

BIGT_56 9/19/2011 10:46PM

Yummy! I printed the first three off to try this week. Report Inappropriate Comment

DEE107 9/19/2011 8:25PM

thanks for sharing Report Inappropriate Comment

AKELAZ 9/19/2011 3:50PM

They all look delicious - thanks so much for passing them on Report Inappropriate Comment

MNNICE 9/19/2011 11:24AM

Thanks! It gave me a few ideas and solved the question of what I was going to have for lunch today! Report Inappropriate Comment

Three Nuns

Monday, September 19, 2011

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'

St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he ask 'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell.'

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
Says."No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.'

  

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Okay .......... dh laughed then said OH God... lol Report Inappropriate Comment

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That was a great one! Report Inappropriate Comment

LUCKIEST24 9/19/2011 9:47AM

Oh....nevermind! Har!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Was that last one really a nun? lol Report Inappropriate Comment

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A LOVE STORY FOR GOLFERS

Monday, September 19, 2011

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons'?"

Martha said, "The very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"

  

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Oh my...........what energy and devotion..........especially energy!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Mother in law

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Dear Boss,

My mother-in-law died tragically yesterday, whilst on her way to do a her shopping.
I will therefore need to take a few days off.
A photo of the accident is attached so you know I am not just taking a "sickie".

Yours sincerely.
David

  

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You crack me up, Caz!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

CELEST 9/19/2011 6:20AM

OH MY WORD my sides are sore from laughing. Report Inappropriate Comment

LOSTLIME 9/19/2011 5:52AM

I agree with everyone. This was a good one! Report Inappropriate Comment

JENNYBAKER247 9/19/2011 5:49AM

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 9/19/2011 1:19AM

Hahaha, that is awesome...my MIL drives a standard vehicle though...guess she never got her pilot's license-lol!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Another good one, Caz! Report Inappropriate Comment

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I was going to send a sympathy note. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Another one to laugh out loud to!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

DFROMTX 9/18/2011 10:46AM

OMG I fell for that hook, line & sinker!! I had a GREAT MIL!! I always said when my children married I wanted to treat their spouses like she treated me & I have tried to do that. Comment edited on: 9/18/2011 10:47:37 AM Report Inappropriate Comment

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My M.I.L. would get a kick out of that. 92 years old and still kicking and she likes me Report Inappropriate Comment

MEADSBAY 9/18/2011 8:51AM

SURE looks my MIL. She did not speak to us for 11 years once. Seriously. Report Inappropriate Comment

MRE1956 9/18/2011 8:21AM

Like RIEUADMIRER, I also got along well with my MIL......all that having been said, though..... Thank you for the much-needed laugh 2day! Report Inappropriate Comment

SPARKLEIIGHGAL 9/18/2011 6:45AM

I never knew my MIL as she passed away when David was in his early 20's. His sister is probably more like a MIL. David was very close to my Mum as his MIL. Report Inappropriate Comment

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RIEUADMIRER 9/18/2011 5:26AM

I never had any problems with my mother-in-law. She never phoned or wrote (she lived in Wales and we live in England) and when we visited her she was polite, but treated me as a guest not a member of family Still better that than the way some mothers-in-law behave. Report Inappropriate Comment

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ROTFLMAO!!! Made me think of my mother n law..... Report Inappropriate Comment

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Anybody Want A Dog .....

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Hi....


My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry.

My watchdog, "Killer", did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I´m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They´re cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail urgently. A photo of "Killer" is attached below, he does have a few problems but with help he should be ok!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  

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That is hillarious!! Poor pup no wonder he was of no use..Lay off the booze pup and you'll do better-lol! Report Inappropriate Comment

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One relaxed pouch! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Poor Baby. Do they have AA for dogs? Report Inappropriate Comment

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JOYINKY 9/18/2011 9:30AM

Nope, I'll keep my Sugar! But, she's no alarm help either! Too sweet. :) Report Inappropriate Comment

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