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Marriage from a Man's Standpoint

Saturday, September 17, 2011

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno


Do you get the impression men have an issue with us, ladies? emoticon

  
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ERINMCGEE 9/17/2011 9:00PM

    this was so classic, i loved it! thanks for sharing emoticon

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RUARUGBYNUT2 9/17/2011 4:51PM

    VERRY FUNNY [A MAN] emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 9/17/2011 3:45PM

    These are priceless and maybe men should study some of them????? emoticon

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GATOR12 9/17/2011 1:42PM

    All fit---but I'd rather they didn't!

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JOYINKY 9/17/2011 11:17AM

    I kinda liked Shaq's vision.

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 9/17/2011 10:14AM

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SENATOR9 9/17/2011 9:49AM

    All great quotes Caz emoticon

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TRAVELNISTA 9/17/2011 9:28AM

    Loved:

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

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ANNEMAC5 9/17/2011 8:24AM

    emoticonbut they still keep coming back for more

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Alternative to smacking.....

Friday, September 16, 2011

Tough Love vs. Smacking - Good Argument
Most people think it improper to smack children, so I have tried other methods to control kids when they have one of 'those moments.'

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

Sincerely,
Your Friend
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This works with grandchildren,nieces, and nephews as well.








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TRAVELNISTA 9/18/2011 5:30PM

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 9/17/2011 9:43PM

    Haha...never thought of that one :)!

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  This actually works with husbands too........... emoticon

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    Lol:)

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    emoticonvery good!!!!

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MNOT2THICK 9/16/2011 6:52PM

    Can you use it on grown children as well? emoticon LOVE IT!

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    love it!

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    Too true! emoticon emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 9/16/2011 2:22PM

    emoticonyou little stinker!!!!! emoticonI should have expected this to be a funny, but your blog came up on my screen so that the picture was totaly concealed and I read your text before scrolling down!!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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RITZIBROWN 9/16/2011 11:48AM

    Hmmm, this might also work with ...... better not say. Thanks Caz emoticon NNSTDLTBBB

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SEPTEMBERSPIRIT 9/16/2011 10:59AM

    Good one! emoticon

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    That was so unexpected, I laughed out loud!

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MEADSBAY 9/16/2011 10:45AM

    I'm a huge believer in Tough Love!
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  emoticon Loved this!

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SENATOR9 9/16/2011 10:33AM

    Sound like a plan emoticon

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MILLISMA 9/16/2011 10:17AM

    and I thought this was really serious....you got me good! emoticon

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The seniors bus trip

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip.



An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!'


The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down.


A short time later, another old woman comes forward and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting these old ladies?


About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too.
The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls into the first rest area.


When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisle.


'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?' says the bus driver.
'I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I tried to grab it, it gets up and runs away!'

  
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    YIKES, keep this in mind for those golden years ahead..

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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE LOL

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces,"Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

  
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COOKNKEL 9/16/2011 9:43AM

    ...that'll teach him.

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    I don't think he saw that one coming!

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 9/13/2011 5:45PM

    Wonder what she really had in her hand...lol!

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    frisky old people your way

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Flex Time: Stretching Guide to Loose and Limber Muscles

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

www.fitnessmagazine.com/workout/tips
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de/?sssdmh=dm17.547370&esrc=nwfitdaily
tip091211&email=3645200074

  
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  Hi Caz.....

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    A great resource! Thanks!!

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