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The seniors bus trip

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip.



An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!'


The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down.


A short time later, another old woman comes forward and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting these old ladies?


About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too.
The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls into the first rest area.


When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisle.


'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?' says the bus driver.
'I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I tried to grab it, it gets up and runs away!'

  
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    YIKES, keep this in mind for those golden years ahead..

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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE LOL

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces,"Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

  
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COOKNKEL 9/16/2011 9:43AM

    ...that'll teach him.

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WIGIME 9/14/2011 6:02AM

    I don't think he saw that one coming!

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 9/13/2011 5:45PM

    Wonder what she really had in her hand...lol!

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    frisky old people your way

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Flex Time: Stretching Guide to Loose and Limber Muscles

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

www.fitnessmagazine.com/workout/tips
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tip091211&email=3645200074

  
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PATRICIAANN46 9/14/2011 5:42PM

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    A great resource! Thanks!!

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Who 'nose' !!! A bit of sillyness to start the week right

Monday, September 12, 2011

Click on this link for a picture to appear

www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html

Now try to touch his nose with your cursor in the new window.....

Well I did tell you in the blog title it was silly

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    Too funny.

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    That's a hoot!

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LINDAJ0621 9/13/2011 7:57AM

    emoticon I work on the phone and get some "special" callers who can be a "challenge"...I liked the smacking sound effects so much, I was playing it after hanging up from some of the calls...great stress buster!!!
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MARYJOANNA 9/13/2011 5:43AM

  That startled me! Very cute!

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 9/13/2011 12:34AM

    I could spen way too much time on that :)!

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LOVESLIFE48 9/12/2011 4:39PM

    wow, how do they do that??!!

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    He's better than I am when a mosquito is flying around me.

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HOPESINGH 9/12/2011 3:51PM

    I think the writing on his shirt says "ludy dudy". does that mean anything? (looks like a transcription of something in English)

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AKELAZ 9/12/2011 3:44PM

    ROFLMAO!!LOVE it!! Have spend ten minutes with it and will be passing it on to the uni mob - none of whom have any time at the beginning of a term - but I know how diverting they'll find it when they get a mo!

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    That was fun. Thanks for sharing the link!!! emoticon emoticon

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    I sent the link to fam and friends! What a hoot!

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    I lost 20 minutes this morning playing with this.
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    You are so silly!!! lol fun though. and thanks for sending me that link of sp person at goal. she has done great!

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  ROFLOL! That scared me the first time; I actually jumped!

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Weekend Roundup

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Got 3 knickknacks yesterday for the lounge in Uxbridge all in deep red to echo the deep red on the chimney breast/fireplace…………..
A sculpture,
www.wilkinsonplus.com/sunlight-bloom
/wilko-sculpture-red-large/invt/030389
1/?htxt=PsAGyAqy%2FDSGVBgOHPBfATKVETOK
IWHcwqoICuDrG%2FxTcDPfxIrYzUvEu76RzzM6
wutKTeo9AOCB%0AtDs76aYYKg%3D%3D

An unusual shape vase www.next.co.uk/g924186s3#733950g92

I’m going back for a second one as I think 2 together will add more impact.

And a shallow dish similar to this in NEXT
www.wilkinsonplus.com/sunlight-bloom
/wilko-bowl-round-red-large/invt/02929
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The pictures don’t do them justice!

I thought DH would wince at them and I wanted to see them in place (our tastes differ so much) so checked with the shop assistant that I could take them back if not liked and yes no probs. emoticon

But he loves them…….well blow me down with a feather, that’s a first!!!! emoticon

I quickly ran another coat of paint over the wall beneath the kitchen window (aubergine) this morning while waiting for DH to surface as it had become a little scuffed when we moved the lounge cabinets back into the lounge from the kitchen having decorated in there. I cursed DH when he did it... So it’s perfeck again in there.
Note to self must take a pic for MIL in Canada; she’ll never get to see her son’s handiwork otherwise.

Today F1 racing is on in Italy ( as it was yesterday hence the knickknack purchases in Uxbridge) and so to avoid that I got my 30 mins on the bike done b4 brekkie, showered and went for a walk in the park. I always have my Ipod on and try to walk to the rhythm of the upbeat music so by the time I get home I’ve at least felt a little sweaty (sorry should have said “glowing”; LADIES glow men sweat LOL) have a shower and get either lunch or dinner ready. Yeah …sorry but this ole chicken is getting set in her ways.

It was lovely just to walk and take in the changing season.
The grounds men have been at work; the grass paths around Cranford Park and those that cross through it have all been neatly mown and the trees at the far end of the park, where there is narrow road leading to the motorway, have all had their undersides trimmed so they form a parallel line with the fences either side of the road.
The grasses either side of the paths are now creamy white and up to my shoulder in some places and seeding. Wild flowers are browning although the dandelions seem to be flourishing.
Some trees were turning brown and orange in places while others where turning silver and caught the sunlight. No sign of any conkers as yet!
The stream was high with leaves and twigs being carried down it. I love the sound of the stream flowing and always stop to take that in…….so relaxing standing on the bridge looking down at the water
The cricket pitches have been mowed horizontally and vertically creating a visible pattern and the stumps have been removed.
The children’s swing park is lined with recycled rubber tyres shredded in to small pieces and some had escaped on the grass outside its boundary…probably blown by the wind.
I greeted some people with their dogs and watched as they chased after twigs and retrieved them for their owners
I touched the far fence (I said I was a creature of habit LOL) and as I rounded the central woodland I noticed they’ve installed a new iron frame wooden slatted bench, I expect some local has donated it like they did the one at the other end of the park.
No model aeroplane enthusiasts today…WAY too windy so I took the longer route back to the park entrance and someone had got to the blackberry bushes b4 me…all gone bar 2 or 3. emoticon

So now I’m home and F1 is still on, I’ve showered as I was “glowing” and although it’s windy out our garden is a sun trap so I’ll get lunch shortly and spend some time out there, til it’s time to phone our friends in Norfolk for a catch up.

A perfeck Sunday.
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LINDAJ0621 9/13/2011 8:06AM

    You described your walk so well, I felt like I was right there beside you! It sounds so lovely in your park!
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WIGIME 9/13/2011 4:25AM

    I am very glad you enjoyed your day Caz, thanks for sharing.

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PATRICIAANN46 9/13/2011 12:06AM

  Hi Caz.........
I love your New Prizes!!!

What is a conker?

And your Sunday sounded perfect. I love everything about Fall!!!

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    Sounds like a fun day:) emoticon

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OLDERDANDRT 9/12/2011 10:01AM

    Sounds just lovely! Glad you had a great Sunday!

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-POOKIE- 9/12/2011 9:01AM

    Beautiful day!

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IMIN2GENES 9/11/2011 9:42PM

    Sounds like a wonderful day! Love the decorations you picked!
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ITSHOWYOULIVE 9/11/2011 7:29PM

    Sounds like a beautifully spent day. As a female you may also "sparkle" or "glisten"-lol! Your purchases are beautiful glad DH liked them. Glad you had a great weekend. :)

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RITZIBROWN 9/11/2011 5:01PM

    What a perfect day emoticon The sculpture & the vase are beautiful - love the lines & the colour; can see why you'd want a 2nd vase. Glad DH liked the "knickknacks". Your home sounds lovely.
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WEKIMER 9/11/2011 3:58PM

    Beautiful day, beautiful background, beautiful decorations, thanks for the spark goodies and the support.
I watched some of the memorial program this morning. Made me sad. So many lives wasted. Those innocent people did not deserve to die.
Positive: It's nice to see the patriotism of everyone pulling together. Thanks for sharing your beautiful background. It is really amazing. And I'm a born and bred up-state NY'er. kim

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INFLATED 9/11/2011 3:49PM

    The decorations are beautiful as was the description of your walk.

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DEE107 9/11/2011 3:20PM

    Love the park so pretty and i can actually walk it in my mind love the deep red plate and scuplture thanks for sharing them

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MRS.DOYLE 9/11/2011 2:16PM

    What a lovely park. I can just picture it.
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CRAZYDOGLADYBO 9/11/2011 12:57PM

    Sounds like a wonderful day! I have to agree, beautiful decorations!

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LOVESLIFE48 9/11/2011 11:26AM

    I just love what you ordered!! Beautiful!!!

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JOYINKY 9/11/2011 10:17AM

    Sounds so perfect! A beautiful place to walk too. Thanks for sharing. Enjoy the remainder of your day and have a great week!
Hugs.

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ASHLEYKAT 9/11/2011 10:07AM

    Sounds perfect! Glad you're enjoying your weekend!

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HEALTHY4ME 9/11/2011 9:41AM

    OH I love the sculpture it is so nice and like the others too. I am planning a house lol through another spark friend who is building a house near us. I hope someday to meet her and see her new house. I am so excited to build our house in a few years.
LOVE decorating and planning.
Okay gotta go make some breakfast. cya

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SEPTEMBERSPIRIT 9/11/2011 9:31AM

    Those items are so cool. I can't wait to get into 'decorating' again... Enjoy the lovely day Caz! emoticon

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