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Another problem caused by deforestation

Friday, April 02, 2010

  
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NHGRL68 4/5/2010 3:32PM

    LOL...That was really cute! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ALEXSGIRL1 4/2/2010 6:05PM

    lets hope it doesn't come to this . lol you made me snort my tea off to clean the computer. it needed it anyway. emoticon emoticon

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TAKEMETOTHEBALL 4/2/2010 5:38PM

    Took me a while to work this one out Caz - hey, its my bed time and I'm tired!
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0309COOKIE 4/2/2010 1:54PM

    You have the funniest blogs!

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LKWQUILTER 4/2/2010 10:24AM

    I was wondering about that title. Now I understand. LOL

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PRI6909 4/2/2010 8:34AM

    Very cute. You should see the woman at one of DS's football games. If there is no portalet, its a race for the nearest coffee shop or gas station!

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GABY1948 4/2/2010 8:24AM

    emoticonThis was PERFECT, Ikkle!
Luv
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TLSPEARS1 4/2/2010 7:38AM

    emoticon Love it!

Sorry about the snow. Hope the weather changes soon for you. We actually hit low 80s yesterday. And today's forecast is 84 which will tie the record high for today. Normally we are only in the 60s for this time of year.

HAPPY EASTER!


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BEFIT014 4/2/2010 6:18AM

    emoticon That's ADORABLE!! emoticon

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Spring Exercise Program

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Take one Weetabix.

Take an Aero chocolate bar.

Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix.

Voila!


AEROBIX!!!


  
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ALEXSGIRL1 4/2/2010 6:03PM

    you are too cute and funny emoticon emoticon emoticon

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FITNESSFREAK10 4/2/2010 1:29AM

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ITSHOWYOULIVE 4/2/2010 12:08AM

    Hahahaha-I'll be thinking about that throughout the entire aerobics class tomorrow!!

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MRS.DOYLE 4/1/2010 5:44PM

    Sounds like a great breakfast!

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 4/1/2010 5:36PM

    That works for me!

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egg timer solution

Thursday, April 01, 2010

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual

soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in,

almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,"

You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to

lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all

right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said

"Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still

around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,

"What was that all about?"

"The egg timer's broken." she said.
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BEFIT014 4/2/2010 6:19AM

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0309COOKIE 4/1/2010 1:11PM

    Oh, that was too funny!

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TASOGAREBAN 4/1/2010 11:23AM

    LMAO OMG! I laughed out loud at this one and my security guard at the branch was like, "What are you laughing about?"

I was like, "NOTHING!" XD

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 4/1/2010 8:36AM

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LKWQUILTER 4/1/2010 8:13AM

    LOL

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Passing on advice LOL

Thursday, April 01, 2010



10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

  
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PRI6909 4/1/2010 7:02PM

    Love the cat getting the spa treatment. This is my Fluff for sure. Thanks for the giggle.

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1DEBIE1 4/1/2010 1:38PM

    Gotta remember #9.!! Oh my gawd...these are GREAT!!!! Thanks for making my day luv!!!
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TASOGAREBAN 4/1/2010 11:22AM

    LOL I'm totally fwding this to my gfs! :)

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FITNESSFREAK10 4/1/2010 8:49AM

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LIFE_IS_SO_GOOD 4/1/2010 8:39AM

    Thanks so much for the morning chuckle!

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The Pope & Tiger Woods

Thursday, April 01, 2010

The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.

"However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologies the Pope "No problem" replied Tiger Woods,

Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"

Tiger: "Why is that?"

Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

Tiger: "You're a day late" emoticon emoticon

  
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BEFIT014 4/2/2010 6:22AM

    emoticon Shame on you, Caz!! (ROFLMAO!!) emoticon

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1DEBIE1 4/1/2010 1:37PM

    AHHHHHH....Not Mary TOO!!!!

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TASOGAREBAN 4/1/2010 11:21AM

    LMAO I just read your joke and the one posted by Umtondo. Twofer!

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TLSPEARS1 4/1/2010 5:44AM

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The sun always makes me feel energized. Hope the weather is getting better over there. My co-worker in the UK said there was snow in the forecast for this week. Hope it is not as bad as BC. It's April and they just got blasted with snow. They needed that back in Feb for the Olympics.

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UMTONDO 4/1/2010 3:54AM

    Heard it before but still good . Here is one for you.

A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard

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