Donald & Daisy LOL

Friday, April 15, 2011

with thanks to SUSIEPH1 who sent it to me


Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"


Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"



You smiled ...... I saw you!!

  

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You've done it again! Report Inappropriate Comment

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should have seen that one coming. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Caz, Caz, Caz.... What are we going to do with you??? hee hee Report Inappropriate Comment

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That's very good! Thanks for the laugh. :D Report Inappropriate Comment

Productive day

Thursday, April 14, 2011

When I got up this morning I was at a loose end.

If it was sunny we'd go for a drive to Box Hill, if not I had a choice of gardening, clearing the rubble created from all the remodelling we've done or vegging out.
Vegging out was not really an option- it's something DH does and I can no longer do.
So having moved some heavy wooden pallets to behind the compost heap yesterday- a great workout cartwheeling those down the garden path I can tell you- I decided to clear the rubble.
I moved all the hard core and whole bricks down there wheelbarrow load by wheelbarrow load and then bagged up all the smaller rubble ready to go to the tip- sometime soon I hope I'm sick of the sight of black bags on my patio.

DH has repainted the lounge as the DULUX ONE COAT had given a poor finish and once he'd done I cleared up all the tools and the lounge is actually looking like a lounge now and not a building site.
We used Wickes own brand paint in the end and at least you can wash this down without the paint coming away on the cloth!!!!!!!!!!

We even have our plasma screen TV fixed to the chimney breast above the fireplace and it really opens up the room.

So 2 hours later, having humped concrete and bricks and cleaned up I'm ready to refuel and rest after dinner.

I'm happy with all I achieved today- I could never have done all this prior to joining SP and getting fit!

  

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WIGIME 4/15/2011 7:30AM

I think I am going to hire you for some work around my house! Phew, you made me tired just reading this. I'll bet you got a good night's sleep out of it. Oh, and thanks for the Goodie Caz! Very nice. Report Inappropriate Comment

SENATOR9 4/15/2011 12:43AM

That was a lot of hard work Time for a great rest Report Inappropriate Comment

ALEXSGIRL1 4/14/2011 7:47PM

I love how we do all the hard work and the men just lounge. Report Inappropriate Comment

HEALTHY4ME 4/14/2011 7:10PM

YAYAYAY and doesn't it feel so good to know you got stuff done. That is me on my day off when I have time to be home and get something done LOL so now incentive for me to throw a load of wash in so won't spend Sat doing it all. Have a good rest this eve! HUGS Report Inappropriate Comment

TWOTIMESS 4/14/2011 6:51PM

Sheesh! That's a lot of hard labour! Report Inappropriate Comment

JOYINKY 4/14/2011 6:41PM

It does feel good when you tackle those jobs that really make you feel you've accomplished something and you can "see" the difference all the work has made! It's been a long haul and you're almost done. Great day! Report Inappropriate Comment

ASHLEYKAT 4/14/2011 5:50PM

Sounds like you worked it! And interesting idea to put the television on the mantel. Hrmm...might have to personally consider that one! Report Inappropriate Comment

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MRS.DOYLE 4/14/2011 5:00PM

but just be careful about builder's b*m. Report Inappropriate Comment

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WOW Caz... What a Day!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

ANIMALMAGIC 4/14/2011 4:12PM

Fancy coming down to Eastbourne for a little workout at mine?! Seriously, well done Caz - very impressive hun Jay x Report Inappropriate Comment

NHGRL68 4/14/2011 4:02PM

Woo Hoo!!! Sounds like you've had a really productive day! I bet it feels great to look around and see that stuff picked up now. And you've gotten in a TON of ST:-) You're one strong, motivated Lady:-) Report Inappropriate Comment

LOVESLIFE13 4/14/2011 3:41PM

Wow, sounds like to did get a great workout!! Report Inappropriate Comment

ANNEMAC5 4/14/2011 2:59PM

What a great day hope you are not too sore. Report Inappropriate Comment

CAZ5346 4/14/2011 2:08PM

WOW Congratulations on getting such a great work out while cleaning up your place. Hope your dinner was great. Carol Report Inappropriate Comment

ITSHOWYOULIVE 4/14/2011 2:08PM

Love days where you accomplish something. Makes all the effort feel even better somehow :). Glad you had a productive day :). Report Inappropriate Comment

YOURJONES 4/14/2011 2:05PM

What a great workout. A workout with a purpose! Enjoy your dinner and rest. You deserve it! Report Inappropriate Comment

New Job LOL

Thursday, April 14, 2011

There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Shelly is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Shell surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Shelly .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

  

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THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY! I LOVE YOUR BACKGROUND! CAROL Report Inappropriate Comment

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Great one Caz - my daughter's still got her Tickle Me Elmo! Report Inappropriate Comment

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OMG!! That's a good one!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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You are so bad! I like it! Report Inappropriate Comment

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that's my excuse....and I'm sticking to it LOL

Thursday, April 14, 2011

  

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so that explains my problem. I have them too. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Funny! I just put a sticky note on the refrigerator with my goal weight on it. I put it on my computer screen at work too. Report Inappropriate Comment

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that same thing has happened to me!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Oh wow don't let my hubby see this or he will try it! LOL! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Oh wow don't let my hubby see this or he will try it! LOL! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Ten great tips for each day

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

1. Stay out of trouble.


2. Aim for greater heights.


3. Stay focused on your job.



4. Exercise to maintain good health.


5. Practice team work.


6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time trusting others.


7. Save for rainy days.


8. Rest and relax.


9. Always take time to smile.



AND







10. Realize that nothing is impossible




Always Remember This:

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing!!!




Have a great Tuesday

  

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This was so fun to read and look at. Thanks a bunch! Report Inappropriate Comment

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I love #8--rest & relax!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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I love #8--rest & relax!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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I am going to laugh till they close the lid. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Love it! Thanks for the smile today! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Nice......I have a big smile on my face now. Report Inappropriate Comment

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I identify with number 10 sometimes! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Too cute! Report Inappropriate Comment

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I not good at no.1 great at no.8 and accomplish the rest Great blog Report Inappropriate Comment

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Great photos! They made me smile. Thanks for the laugh Report Inappropriate Comment

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Love it! Report Inappropriate Comment

LUCKIEST24 4/12/2011 10:08AM

Thanks for the great advise, Caz!!! Report Inappropriate Comment

ASHLEYKAT 4/12/2011 9:50AM

Fantastic reminders. I saw a squirrel prone like that on a tree when I was really stressed. I think about it often. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Thanks for the reminder!! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Very amusing. Thank you. Report Inappropriate Comment

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you come up with the best stuff! Report Inappropriate Comment

SWAZY33 4/12/2011 7:34AM

*Love* this :) The lil birdy doing chin-ups (or should I call them beak-ups?) is my fave :) Comment edited on: 4/12/2011 12:45:46 PM Report Inappropriate Comment

WIGIME 4/12/2011 7:23AM

Great pics Caz. I love it! Report Inappropriate Comment

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Love all of them!! Report Inappropriate Comment

HEALTHY4ME 4/12/2011 6:05AM

Love them and they are all true. thanks hugs to you and your garden must be awesome. mine still messy and a too cold to do much. hugs Report Inappropriate Comment

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I needed this. Report Inappropriate Comment

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Love this. Report Inappropriate Comment

REDSHOES2011 4/12/2011 4:44AM

you cheered me up.. my youngest son is driving me batty.. I needed this blog thankyou.. xx Red Report Inappropriate Comment

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Sweet pictures, great words! Thanks! Report Inappropriate Comment