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Friday, April 01, 2011



Smile today, hope you're not caught out by April Fool Pranks, enjoy your day emoticon emoticon

  
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ANIMALMAGIC 4/2/2011 3:11AM

  emoticonCome June I can REALLY party then!! emoticon

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SENATOR9 4/1/2011 10:34PM

    No young at heart emoticon

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CATLADY52 4/1/2011 7:34PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon

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CAZ5346 4/1/2011 6:50PM

    I like that. I turn 65 on the 12th of this month so I am officially on Medicare.

YIKES

Carol

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WHGRN60 4/1/2011 3:52PM

    Oh, yay! I'm 50, so now I'm off the hook!

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DEE107 4/1/2011 1:47PM

    love it thanks

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STEPHIEKNITS 4/1/2011 12:14PM

    Thanks!

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GATOR12 4/1/2011 11:07AM

    I haven't & I'm not gonna. Nope, no fun being grown up!! May try to act it, some?!!

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JESS0107 4/1/2011 11:03AM

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TWOTIMESS 4/1/2011 10:56AM

    Yay! I'm 50 and not there yet! Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 4/1/2011 10:38AM

    Oh darn! I was so close too!! I grew up at 45!!

Happy Day!!

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LUCKIEST24 4/1/2011 10:18AM

    My philosophy exactly!

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JOYINKY 4/1/2011 9:26AM

    I absolutely agree!!

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PATTYKLAVER 4/1/2011 8:07AM

    Being 52, I totally agree with this! Thanks.

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LESA2.0 4/1/2011 8:06AM

    Love the cartoon!!!!!!

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LOVESLIFE48 4/1/2011 7:49AM

    I love it!! emoticon

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MRE1956 4/1/2011 6:52AM

    Heh, heh.....

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PS: Love your pink kettlebell background!

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CHRYS13 4/1/2011 6:21AM

    Love it! emoticon

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Yep! know the feeling well...............

Thursday, March 31, 2011

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SCHAHARAZADE 4/2/2011 9:45AM

    No kidding! It took me almost 15 minutes to roll out of bed this morning. And I only managed that because he was frowning at me. As if I care that we are going to be late... emoticon40 Winks is worth being 5 minutes late!!

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WHGRN60 3/31/2011 8:27PM

    SO true!! emoticon

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LISAWILLBEFIT 3/31/2011 7:07PM

    lol that is the way i felt this morning

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LEXIE63 3/31/2011 3:52PM

    LOLOL So true! *grin*

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TWOTIMESS 3/31/2011 1:40PM

    I don't pop... not until my first coffee...

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WEKIMER 3/31/2011 1:34PM

    You got that right. kim

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SANSANDY1 3/31/2011 1:08PM

    emoticon

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DEE107 3/31/2011 12:25PM

    thanks for the giggle lol loveit

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JESS0107 3/31/2011 11:11AM

    Amen!

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 3/31/2011 10:59AM

    Amen!

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MEADSBAY 3/31/2011 10:41AM

    Absolutely THE best thing about retirement?
Never setting the alarm clock- except to catch an early plane.

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LUCKIEST24 3/31/2011 10:40AM

    amen!

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STEPHIEKNITS 3/31/2011 10:26AM

    emoticon So true. I think I will take a nap. emoticon

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KATVHALE 3/31/2011 10:10AM

    I would come out all burned black.... my little hands would be holding onto the sides.... "no, no just a little longer..."

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ROSIE777 3/31/2011 8:59AM

    emoticon I do need more emoticon

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JOYINKY 3/31/2011 8:19AM

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SENATOR9 3/31/2011 8:16AM

    Got that right eh emoticon

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LOVESLIFE48 3/31/2011 7:41AM

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MONGO2TEN 3/31/2011 6:50AM

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CHRYS13 3/31/2011 6:11AM

    Absolutely!!

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ANNEMAC5 3/31/2011 5:58AM

    emoticon

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HEALTHY4ME 3/31/2011 5:33AM

    LOL too cute, I do usually pop out of bed, well no I get up as soon as the alarm rings, I used to pop! now I slide lol

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REJ7777 3/31/2011 5:32AM

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I know it's bad LOL

Thursday, March 31, 2011


A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards
the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it
back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the
theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest
dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was
amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy
you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . ..





Wait for it ... ....





It's coming ..... ....




The suspense is killing you, isn't it?






She said ... ...:

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)

  
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WHGRN60 3/31/2011 8:28PM

    Saw that one coming. emoticon

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LEXIE63 3/31/2011 3:53PM

    He must have my eyes too, cos I did not see that coming! *groan*

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WEKIMER 3/31/2011 1:35PM

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TWOTIMESS 3/31/2011 1:34PM

    Oh my eye! LOL!

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JESS0107 3/31/2011 11:13AM

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LUCKIEST24 3/31/2011 10:41AM

    LOL, Groan, LOL!

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PATTYKLAVER 3/31/2011 10:29AM

    emoticon Thanks for sharing!

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KATVHALE 3/31/2011 10:08AM

    That was just too crazy!


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ELAINESHAFF 3/31/2011 8:03AM

    GROAN!! But you got a chuckle out of me.

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WIGIME 3/31/2011 7:08AM

    Oh Caz! Yet another good one, thanks!

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CHRYS13 3/31/2011 6:12AM

    emoticon

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ANNEMAC5 3/31/2011 5:57AM

    boom boom emoticon

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REJ7777 3/31/2011 5:31AM

    Who thinks these things up!?! emoticon

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ROX525 3/31/2011 5:26AM

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AKELAZ 3/31/2011 5:02AM

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Yeah - pretty bad - but o-oh so funny. Thanks for the emoticon

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TENACIOUSTRISH 3/31/2011 3:46AM

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To my mature friends (well the old ones anyway!!)

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing.. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.'
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PSALM3RD 4/1/2011 1:03AM

    Way too visual!!!

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LEXIE63 3/31/2011 3:54PM

    ROFL! It is going to come to all of us eventually! LOL

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REJ7777 3/31/2011 5:33AM

    Oh no!!! emoticon

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SHARONBAILEY913 3/31/2011 12:22AM

    emoticon Grossly funny!

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ELAINESHAFF 3/30/2011 11:26PM

    Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I would get rid of the hearing aid once it was recovered.

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STEPHIEKNITS 3/30/2011 10:25PM

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LJR4HEALTH 3/30/2011 9:13PM

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ELSEEBEE 3/30/2011 7:03PM

    All I can say is, emoticon

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WHGRN60 3/30/2011 5:56PM

    emoticon

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GATOR12 3/30/2011 1:05PM

    Oh, my gosh, and how did she figure that out!???

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SENATOR9 3/30/2011 11:51AM

    grosse emoticon

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MOTHER-NATURE 3/30/2011 11:47AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DEE107 3/30/2011 11:41AM

    thanks for the giggling

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JESS0107 3/30/2011 10:50AM

    emoticon

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KATVHALE 3/30/2011 10:36AM

    Whaaa????

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TWEETYKC00 3/30/2011 10:29AM

    funny, but i have to agree, ewwww!

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WIGIME 3/30/2011 7:44AM

    ewwww! Funny but ewwwww.

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TWOTIMESS 3/30/2011 7:32AM

    LOL!

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LOVESLIFE48 3/30/2011 7:15AM

    OMG!!! LOL!!! emoticon

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JOYINKY 3/30/2011 6:58AM

    I'm still trying to decide if it's better to be mature or old???!! Smiles.

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LISAWILLBEFIT 3/30/2011 6:39AM

    eeeewwwwww...lol

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GRAMMYEAC 3/30/2011 5:42AM

    A problem for many as we age. My mom swapped her hearing aids and false teeth overnight resting places ( not good for the hearing aids to take an all-night bath!).

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DAVEYSHADOW 3/30/2011 3:50AM

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PICKLEDGINGER2 3/30/2011 3:43AM

  Tee hee!

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I do enjoy a cold shower LOL

Wednesday, March 30, 2011



soooo refreshing, puts a smile on my face emoticon

  
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TRAVELNISTA 3/30/2011 6:06PM

    emoticon I had to go back and check the picture again. As I was closing the pic I could swear it looked like the elephants nipples were "perky" just like most women's get when they get cold. I didn't even know elephant's have nipples.
emoticon Am I imagining things or are there nipples showing?

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WHGRN60 3/30/2011 5:56PM

    Looks chilly!

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LUCKIEST24 3/30/2011 10:57AM

    Makes you want a pet elephant....almost!

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KATVHALE 3/30/2011 10:35AM

    Awwww, how sweet! I love little Dumbos.

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PATTYKLAVER 3/30/2011 8:29AM

    I love it! It looks like it really does enjoy it!

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WIGIME 3/30/2011 7:44AM

    Cute!

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TWOTIMESS 3/30/2011 7:33AM

    Where did you get that pic of me?
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LISAWILLBEFIT 3/30/2011 6:41AM

    that is so cute

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SPARKCHANTAL 3/30/2011 5:05AM

    in my next life, I'll be an elephant

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