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If My Body Were a Car

Thursday, March 17, 2011

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.*
Most of my moving parts could do with being oiled.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..
Itís difficult to start me, once Iím parked.
Sometimes I forget where I am supposed to be going.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are all stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But that's not the worst of it












Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter, either my radiator leaks or
my exhaust backfires

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ANIMALMAGIC 3/19/2011 5:06AM

  emoticonHilarious Cazster! emoticon

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GVANSCOOT 3/18/2011 9:15PM

  I feel your pain!

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BLAKBIRD 3/18/2011 5:34PM

    ROTFL emoticon

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RHONDA_11 3/17/2011 9:46PM

    Very cute! emoticon

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MEADSBAY 3/17/2011 9:29PM

    hahahahaha!

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ELSEEBEE 3/17/2011 7:30PM

    I saw a '67 Mustang today- fully restored. I thought, "What a gorgeous classic!" Wonder if anyone ever thinks that when they see me? emoticon

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LEXIE63 3/17/2011 7:20PM

    That described me to a tee! LOLOL

Time to trade my bod in for a younger model!
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JOYINKY 3/17/2011 7:05PM

    CLASSIC sounds good to me; then you get TLC!

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WINKY_EYE 3/17/2011 6:57PM

    Oh my... Me too emoticon

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BRAVEONE92 3/17/2011 6:05PM

    Well, that is exactly how mine is feeling. However, I was not able
to put it in exact words like you. So emoticon but so true!
Thanks for sharing and giving us all a smile today.

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DEE107 3/17/2011 5:34PM

    lol so cute thank you

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TWOTIMESS 3/17/2011 5:01PM

    LOL! I need a new car, too!

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 3/17/2011 4:58PM

    Hey! I resemble that remark, lol.

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 3/17/2011 4:35PM

  Ah ... but just when all hope is lost ... you turn into a classic ... and then everyone wants you! emoticon

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GHODGE6 3/17/2011 4:28PM

    It sounds like you and I have the same car model. Great post! emoticon

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WHEN YOU NEED A LAUGH..............4

Thursday, March 17, 2011



My mom wants me to get braces, I'd rather just wear a hat

  
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WHGRN60 3/17/2011 6:58PM

    Woof!!

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ANNEMAC5 3/17/2011 12:51PM

    emoticonfab

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HISARTIST 3/17/2011 9:31AM

    That is so me this morning...I'd rather just wear a hat! LOL

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DEE107 3/17/2011 8:40AM

    lol

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TWOTIMESS 3/17/2011 6:46AM

    emoticon
Poor pup. Only a mother can love that face!

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MARYJOANNA 3/17/2011 5:41AM

  Very cute! I love animal pictures and especially animal ads on tv.

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DAV128 3/17/2011 5:22AM

    Awesome ------ Too funny!

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Happy St. Paddy's Day

Thursday, March 17, 2011

  
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ANNEMAC5 3/17/2011 12:51PM

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LUCKIEST24 3/17/2011 12:19PM

    True, so true! Top o' the day to ya, Caz!

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STEPHIEKNITS 3/17/2011 11:37AM

    Love it!

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JESS0107 3/17/2011 11:09AM

    Can't get enough of Maxine! Thanks for sharing!

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 3/17/2011 9:51AM

    Truer words were never spoken!!

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HISARTIST 3/17/2011 9:33AM

    Too true!!But what if you're not pretending on St. Patty's day...does that negate anything for Christmas?? HAve a great one!!

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 3/17/2011 8:47AM

  That's for sure! emoticon

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GVANSCOOT 3/17/2011 8:23AM

  Love it!
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WIGIME 3/17/2011 7:20AM

    Exactly right!

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LEXIE63 3/17/2011 6:50AM

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TWOTIMESS 3/17/2011 6:47AM

    Let's pretend!
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SLENDERELLA61 3/17/2011 5:12AM

    Love Maxine! Thanks.

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THIS IS IMPORTANT!!! Be careful with pictures from your cell phones.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

This applies to GPS enabled cell phones.

Worth a watch.

Be careful with pictures from your cell phones...including those in Facebook

This is a clip from a nightly news program and this is what happens...

Facebook is also mentioned...!

Please watch this...and have all your family, friends and relatives watch this.

abclocal.go.com/wabc/video?id=762110
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Carry a pocket camera and don't use your cell phone camera!

  
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BLAKBIRD 3/18/2011 5:42PM

    Definitely worth knowing, and I will be sharing the link with my family and friends.

Thank you Spark Friend

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REJ7777 3/17/2011 6:05AM

    I've read that the same thing can happen if a photo is taken with any digital camera that has the GPS setting "on".

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BROWNIEISLANDER 3/16/2011 9:22PM

    Very enlightening!! emoticon

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WHGRN60 3/16/2011 9:18PM

    YIKES! So what do we do about the dozens of pix we've already posted on Facebook??

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LUCKIEST24 3/16/2011 2:08PM

    That is very frightening!

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GVANSCOOT 3/16/2011 1:38PM

  Amazing !

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MEADSBAY 3/16/2011 12:24PM

    wow- scary!
I don't use my cellphone camera but my sone and dil do!
I shared this on my FB page.
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BUGGYS 3/16/2011 12:16PM

    WOW! Thank you!

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MNOT2THICK 3/16/2011 12:11PM

   
Thanks, good info.

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DEE107 3/16/2011 11:13AM

    thanks for sharing

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JESS0107 3/16/2011 11:05AM

    Thanks for the info!

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JOYINKY 3/16/2011 10:39AM

    Thanks, passing along to my kids and grandkids.

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 3/16/2011 10:06AM

  wow...good to know

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CHRISTINECAN 3/16/2011 9:29AM

    Thank you for that eye opener. Wow. Good thing I have an ancient mariner phone, but I will tell my kids.

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CAZ5346 3/16/2011 9:19AM

    Thanks for the heads up on this.

Carol

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SUPER3800 3/16/2011 9:07AM

  Good information to know!..Thanks!

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quote for the day LOL- don't open if easily offended

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

sent to me this morning by a male friend emoticon emoticon



GOD CREATED THE ORGASM SO THAT WOMEN CAN MOAN EVEN WHEN THEY ARE HAPPY.





  
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BEFIT014 3/17/2011 7:15AM

    emoticon

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ANGELOO29 3/16/2011 3:13PM

    LOL!!

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CALIKIKI 3/16/2011 1:12PM

    LOL.

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JESS0107 3/16/2011 11:10AM

    emoticon

Comment edited on: 3/16/2011 11:10:19 AM

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CAZ5346 3/16/2011 9:21AM

    LMAO

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PUNZIE73 3/16/2011 7:38AM

    cute! (Thinking to myself) "Who would be offended?"

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MINNA72 3/16/2011 7:27AM

    LOL!
That profile pic of yours could be enough reason for any woman (and some men I suppose... LOL) to moan!

Thanks for the smile!

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AKELAZ 3/16/2011 7:23AM

    Wicked but wonderful - thanks for making me emoticon

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BETHIE_BOO 3/16/2011 7:13AM

    LOL i love it! :)

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TRAILS7 3/16/2011 6:50AM

    Who says she's moaning because she's happy?...lol

Hey! I loved the humour you added to the day!.. Thanks!.. emoticon

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    emoticon

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MRE1956 3/16/2011 5:24AM

    Heh, heh.....

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EXENEC 3/16/2011 5:08AM

  Love it!

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TWOTIMESS 3/16/2011 5:03AM

    emoticon
Yeah, give me a reason to moan!

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LADYRH 3/16/2011 4:44AM

    Funny emoticon

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HITCHLEY 3/16/2011 4:43AM

    haha, very good!!

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