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WHEN YOU NEED A LAUGH...............

Tuesday, March 15, 2011



I'm not cute! I'm vicious! Rawwr Raawwrr! Alright fine, I'm cute.

  
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GVANSCOOT 3/15/2011 10:03PM

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WHGRN60 3/15/2011 4:55PM

    Awwwwwwww!!!

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JOYINKY 3/15/2011 2:37PM

    Yes, CUTE!

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GRACEZN 3/15/2011 1:55PM

  I want one! emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 3/15/2011 1:48PM

    I want one of those "guard" dogs!!!! How adorable!!!

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ELSEEBEE 3/15/2011 12:54PM

    Too cute! emoticon

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REDSHOES2011 3/15/2011 12:31PM

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SENATOR9 3/15/2011 12:24PM

    Yep cute emoticon

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JESS0107 3/15/2011 11:46AM

    super cute!

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RHONDA_11 3/15/2011 11:36AM

    Adorable!! emoticon

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 3/15/2011 10:22AM

    what is it?? other than adorable!!

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GAILRUU 3/15/2011 10:21AM

    So Cute!

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ANNEMAC5 3/15/2011 9:44AM

    perfect you just have to love a face like that. emoticon

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ROSIE777 3/15/2011 9:30AM

    So cute Awwwww. . . . . emoticon

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COOKNKEL 3/15/2011 9:23AM

    hehe, thanks emoticon emoticon

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PATTYKLAVER 3/15/2011 9:21AM

    emoticon So adorable!

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MEADSBAY 3/15/2011 9:02AM

    Looks just like one of Lucy's little toys!
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818VALERIE 3/15/2011 8:18AM

    Puppy dogs are ALWAYS good!

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DEE107 3/15/2011 8:16AM

    so cute and tiny

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WIGIME 3/15/2011 7:32AM

    No argument there!

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PRI6909 3/15/2011 6:11AM

    So tiny. Very cute! Don't turn into an ankle biter!

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CALGARYDAVE 3/15/2011 4:38AM

    Very good. emoticon

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TWOTIMESS 3/15/2011 4:24AM

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WHEN YOU NEED A LAUGH.............

Monday, March 14, 2011

Honey I think you might have a fever

  
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CAHUNO2 3/15/2011 9:33AM

    Made me smile!! Thanks emoticon

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JUDY1676 3/14/2011 11:24PM

    So cute!

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CRAZYGAGRANNY 3/14/2011 11:23PM

    That is too cute! Thanks Caz! Great picture for the start of this week!

Have a great day!
Barbara

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GVANSCOOT 3/14/2011 9:51PM

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ALEXSGIRL1 3/14/2011 8:10PM

    that is so cute . time to rest lol not !!!

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HEALTHY4ME 3/14/2011 6:18PM

    Omg too cute!!!

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COMEUNDONE87 3/14/2011 2:24PM

    Awww.. Thanks for the smile :)

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JOYINKY 3/14/2011 12:57PM

    emoticonToo sweet!

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PRI6909 3/14/2011 10:51AM

    Aw....he looks like my dog I had growing up. so cute.

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AKELAZ 3/14/2011 10:41AM

    Aaaaaagh! Such a sweet pic - thanks for sharing emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 3/14/2011 10:19AM

    Awwwwwwwwwwwww! thanks for the Monday brightener, Caz!

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PLAYBLUES22 3/14/2011 9:47AM

    Sweetie that was so cute, Happy Monday to you

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RAINBOWANGEL99 3/14/2011 8:30AM

    Awwww.... SO CUTE!!! emoticon

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 3/14/2011 8:28AM

    great picture!

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AZMOMXTWO 3/14/2011 8:13AM

  this is a great picture thanks for sharing

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DEE107 3/14/2011 8:05AM

    lol cute

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ARDELIAC 3/14/2011 8:02AM

    Too cute.

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I can't get going today..........

Monday, March 14, 2011

  
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COOKNKEL 3/15/2011 9:30AM

    ....ah, yea, ok.......maybe tomorrow....

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AMYISSUCCEEDING 3/15/2011 7:58AM

    That's Cute! Thank you for sharing. emoticon

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ALEXSGIRL1 3/14/2011 8:10PM

    that quote is so true for so many people . if i am having a hard time starting i picture myself finishing and hold on to that thought for dear life, then i start and then emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MNNICE 3/14/2011 4:19PM

    Oh, I've had LOTS of days like that!

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TASOGAREBAN 3/14/2011 12:19PM

    That's adorable!!

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THEWINNER33 3/14/2011 11:04AM

    Where did you find my picture??

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AKELAZ 3/14/2011 10:46AM

    How apt!! This is definitely one of 'those' days. Cute pic too.

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PRI6909 3/14/2011 10:34AM

    Very cute and understandable. Off on vacation this week with DS and I've got all these grandious plans to get my spring cleaning done and I'm sitting here with a coffee, looking at my knitting with regret...must get off my butt and at least get one cupboard cleaned out while he's still sleeping. Have a great day.

Susan

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 3/14/2011 8:28AM

    this is a feeling I can well understand!

I resemble this!!

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LEXIE63 3/14/2011 8:05AM

    That was me on Sunday. :-)

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JOYINKY 3/14/2011 7:56AM

    I need coffee!!

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PATTYKLAVER 3/14/2011 7:32AM

    That describes me yesterday perfectly! I'm blaming it on the time change! It usually takes me almost two weeks to get back into my routine. Hang in there!

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DFROMTX 3/14/2011 7:21AM

    emoticon Is is Monday you know! Cute picture.

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WENDYSPARKS 3/14/2011 7:18AM

    So CUTE!! :)

Wendy

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WIGIME 3/14/2011 7:04AM

    Cute

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HEALTHY4ME 3/14/2011 6:42AM

    LOL that's been me for years. Lately not so much!!!

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CHRYS13 3/14/2011 6:12AM

    Where did you get my picture???!!! LOL

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TWOTIMESS 3/14/2011 5:46AM

    Me too...

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ANNEMAC5 3/14/2011 5:31AM

    Adorable. emoticon

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ROX525 3/14/2011 5:18AM

    Your can't get started is probably my burst of energy! You are always on the Huddle before me!

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REJ7777 3/14/2011 5:10AM

    That's how I've been feeling lately. emoticon

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Hospital Chart Bloopers

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Taken from actual hospital charts



>The patient refused autopsy.


>The patient has no previous history of suicides.

>Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

>She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night

>Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

>On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it
disappeared.

>The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
depressed.

>The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

>Discharge status: Alive but without permission.


>Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but
forgetful.


>Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.


>She is numb from her toes down.


>While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.


>The skin was moist and dry.


>Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.


>Patient was alert and unresponsive.


>Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.


>She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce.


>I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
therapy.


>Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.


>Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized


>The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.


>Skin: somewhat pale but present.


>The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.


>Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

  
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KARENSTAR1 3/15/2011 11:57AM

    Pretty funny!! Thanks for the laugh.

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COOKNKEL 3/15/2011 9:28AM

    Circus Sized...still laughing!!! funnier that I've worked in healthcare 24 years and this is totally believable!!
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THEWINNER33 3/14/2011 11:11AM

    Retired nurse. Love hospital humor

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RAINBOWANGEL99 3/14/2011 10:52AM

    These are just emoticon Caz. emoticon 'em! REALLY made me emoticon
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WIGIME 3/14/2011 7:21AM

    Oh Caz! Where do you get these? (Don't tell me, I like the mystery) This one was the best so far. It's a good thing no one else was a work hearing me laugh like a loon!

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SHARONBAILEY913 3/14/2011 12:13AM

    This made me laugh out loud!! Thanks, your blogs are always worth reading!

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CHRYS13 3/13/2011 10:19PM

    What a great laugh! These are hilarious! Thanks, Caz!!

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MIMISCHENK 3/13/2011 9:53PM

   
lots of fun here - Two abnormal children...what can I say???

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LUCKIEST24 3/13/2011 8:27PM

    Kind of makes me wonder.....I'm glad I'm relatively healthy!

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WRITINGBLUEHAWK 3/13/2011 7:50PM

    Funny stuff! emoticon

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CAZ5346 3/13/2011 6:17PM

    Thanks for the Sunday chuckles!

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ELSEEBEE 3/13/2011 5:18PM

    Too funny! I'll think about these next time I'm in the hospital! emoticon

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WHGRN60 3/13/2011 4:30PM

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DEE107 3/13/2011 3:25PM

    these are funny

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SENATOR9 3/13/2011 12:06PM

    numb from the toe down and still alive emoticonamazing

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RAYLINSTEPHENS 3/13/2011 11:13AM

    funny emoticon

... but also scary!

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JHADZHIA 3/13/2011 11:04AM

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Thanks for a morning chuckle!!

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GVANSCOOT 3/13/2011 10:51AM

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ANNEMAC5 3/13/2011 10:36AM

    As a nurse I have seen a few these are great. emoticon

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LIGHTHOUSE0403 3/13/2011 10:09AM

  Thanks for the laugh. Having been a medical transcriptionist for many years, I can really appreciate these "errors." (I would have been fired if I let these go!)
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MEADSBAY 3/13/2011 9:54AM

    hahahahahahahaha!
Good way to start my day!
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PURPLESPEDCOW 3/13/2011 9:47AM

    I want to know more about finding the thyroid! emoticon

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LINDAGRAVEL 3/13/2011 9:28AM

    Funny

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TWOTIMESS 3/13/2011 9:23AM

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I'll pass on the autopsy, too...

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LEXIE63 3/13/2011 8:08AM

    So, teenage children are abnormalities, huh? Could explain a lot! LOLOL
Some real beauts in that lot! LOLOL

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TEXASFILLY 3/13/2011 6:11AM

    *LOL* Discharge status: Alive but without permission. Loved it! Thanks for sharing. ;) BB~

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REDSHOES2011 3/13/2011 5:50AM

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha omg ha! emoticon yeah omg where do you find this stuff New? Where ever it is darn good laugh material..

Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The doctor or nurse was having a bad hair day lol..

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JANET552 3/13/2011 5:31AM

    LOL! Thanks for posting these.

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HAPPYHARTZ 3/13/2011 5:31AM

    Oh my goodness... emoticon where do you find this stuff? I love it! Thanks for the smile darlin!

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The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! LOL

Saturday, March 12, 2011

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read
each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat..
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.


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WIGIME 3/14/2011 7:05AM

    OMG! I did not see that one coming! You are too funny Caz! Keep 'em coming!

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GRAMMYEAC 3/13/2011 11:37PM

    A new one for me!

Too funny!

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CHRYS13 3/13/2011 10:17PM

    you got me (and I've done this before!!) emoticon

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THROOPER62 3/13/2011 4:10PM

    My laugh for the day. emoticon emoticon

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KJMPEACHES 3/13/2011 12:27PM

    Cute!!!

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SENATOR9 3/13/2011 12:08PM

    Took me 60

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LKWQUILTER 3/13/2011 9:23AM

    emoticon Too cute Caz!!

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DFROMTX 3/13/2011 8:23AM

    Since I am over 60 I was happy to see that I could read it all. Fell for it hook, line, and sinker! emoticon

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EAGLE101 3/13/2011 7:46AM

    Seen it before. Still fell for it. Arrrggg!

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MIMISCHENK 3/12/2011 11:22PM

    So did this old fart.

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DAWNFIRE72 3/12/2011 11:19PM

    LOL....I can't believe I fell for that.

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MARAHAB 3/12/2011 10:54PM

    emoticon Had no problem doing it, either!

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HICKOK-HALEY 3/12/2011 10:44PM

    hehe, and I felt so proud that I didn't screw up.

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MY4KITTIES 3/12/2011 10:36PM

    Thanks for the laugh!

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DAKOTASMOMMY_07 3/12/2011 10:29PM

    emoticonThat is FUNNY!!

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LINDAGRAVEL 3/12/2011 10:25PM

    Cute

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TWEETYKC00 3/12/2011 10:22PM

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JULIEFRANCES112 3/12/2011 9:21PM

    Old fart here! Thanks for the laugh...I think emoticon emoticon

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WHGRN60 3/12/2011 9:05PM

    Smart alec!! emoticon

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DEBBIEDAY 3/12/2011 7:44PM

    emoticon Yes, this 'old fart' fell for it!!! emoticon

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FUTUREHOPE49 3/12/2011 7:16PM

    Very good Caz! emoticon

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CATLADY52 3/12/2011 6:35PM

    Very funny. emoticon

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ANDI571 3/12/2011 6:19PM

    Funny!

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SHAPNUP 3/12/2011 6:00PM

    Ohh! Kept me busy. Does that mean I'm an old fart? PROBABLY!! emoticon

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ELSEEBEE 3/12/2011 3:56PM

    Oh, did I ever fall for that! emoticon

Now to copy it and send it to DH all all my elder friends! emoticon

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LONG35 3/12/2011 3:52PM

  LOL Enjoyed that one.

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DEE107 3/12/2011 3:21PM

    lol cute

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LEXIE63 3/12/2011 2:43PM

    Got as far as the third line before I clicked! :-) Guess my brain is working better than I thought! LOL

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MEADSBAY 3/12/2011 1:51PM

    Dang!
And I was feeling pretty darn good about my superior reading skills!
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DOOBRIE 3/12/2011 1:42PM

    Excellent!

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MARYLQ11 3/12/2011 1:32PM

  emoticonMy laugh for the day

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