Sunday, March 13, 2011
Taken from actual hospital charts
>The patient refused autopsy.
>The patient has no previous history of suicides.
>Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
>She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night
>Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
>On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it
>The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
>The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
>Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
>Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but
>Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
>She is numb from her toes down.
>While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
>The skin was moist and dry.
>Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
>Patient was alert and unresponsive.
>Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
>She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce.
>I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
>Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
>Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized
>The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
>Skin: somewhat pale but present.
>The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
>Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.