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Friday Funny

Friday, February 25, 2011

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"

"You shall know tonight", he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

  
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LOVESLIFE48 2/26/2011 7:30PM

    Ok, I did laugh out loud on that!!!

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LEXIE63 2/26/2011 6:55PM

    LOLOL

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ELAINESHAFF 2/25/2011 10:19PM

    What a guy!!

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CHRYS13 2/25/2011 9:33PM

    typical!

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GWCANNON 2/25/2011 6:59PM

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TYBEWALLACE 2/25/2011 4:54PM

    What a guy huh???

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SENATOR9 2/25/2011 1:18PM

    love it emoticon

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REJ7777 2/25/2011 5:59AM

    I don't think he got the right message! emoticon

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YAGERMONSTER 2/25/2011 5:14AM

    That's a good one, I'm glad it was clean too! lol
Thanks for sharing.

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ANNEMAC5 2/25/2011 4:51AM

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TWOTIMESS 2/25/2011 4:16AM

    Dream on, dear wife!

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JOEYSGIRL71 2/25/2011 3:56AM

    HAHAHA
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Don´t judge too quickly LOL

Thursday, February 24, 2011

www.youtube.com/watch?v=asLx-fwQyUU

  
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LOVESLIFE48 2/26/2011 7:34PM

    Love it!!!

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RAINBOWANGEL99 2/25/2011 10:03AM

    Very funny Caz... THANKS for sharing. I liked the kitty one best emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
Did you see the new YouTube hit of Jimmy the cat who gives a thumbs up? Its soooo cute!

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YAGERMONSTER 2/25/2011 5:17AM

    That was a hoot and holler, again, thanks for posting such good stuff.

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CRAZYGAGRANNY 2/24/2011 6:55PM

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Caz you did it again! Made my day my friend!

Hope you are having a great day too!
Barbara emoticon

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LISAWILLBEFIT 2/24/2011 5:47PM

    That was funny

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TYBEWALLACE 2/24/2011 5:29PM

    emoticon I have to ditto that

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ZOE13O 2/24/2011 5:23PM

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STEPHIEKNITS 2/24/2011 4:37PM

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 2/24/2011 4:34PM

  emoticon Thanks for the chuckle!

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MZZCHIEF 2/24/2011 2:57PM

    thx, Caz!
Gave me a giggle!
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Mzzchief

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MZZCHIEF 2/24/2011 2:57PM

    thx, Caz!
Gave me a giggle!
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Mzzchief

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MZZCHIEF 2/24/2011 2:56PM

    thx, Caz!
Gave me a giggle!
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Mzzchief

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LUCKIEST24 2/24/2011 10:10AM

    Those are great! Thanks, Caz!

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SHECHAM 2/24/2011 9:33AM

    Thanks for the laugh... again today! emoticon

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MEADSBAY 2/24/2011 9:28AM

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ROSIE777 2/24/2011 9:12AM

    Thank you so much for sharing my sweet friend. emoticon
¸¸.•´¸.•*¨) ♥¸.•*¨)† Many Blessings, Rosie
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DEE107 2/24/2011 8:25AM

    I am giggling lol

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NAJENA 2/24/2011 8:04AM

  So funny.

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RHONDA_11 2/24/2011 7:37AM

    Hilarious!

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TWOTIMESS 2/24/2011 7:04AM

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DOOBRIE 2/24/2011 4:56AM

    Made me cry with laughter!

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AKELAZ 2/24/2011 3:55AM

    Really appreciate this - have saved it until I have a bit more time. Thanks for posting. Hope all OK with you - have Sam with me at the moment so engulfed - but will be functioning again soon. emoticon and laters

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-POOKIE- 2/24/2011 3:30AM

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No Sex Tonight... Joke

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'


I said 'WHAT??!! Whatas that?!'

So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?'

I then said 'honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you ?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either emoticon emoticon

  
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LOVESLIFE48 2/26/2011 7:22PM

    OMG!!! That is a good one!!!!

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LEXIE63 2/26/2011 7:01PM

    Not often the man gets the last laugh! LOL

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GWCANNON 2/25/2011 6:56PM

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ZOE13O 2/24/2011 5:26PM

    You find the best stuff! You always make me smile

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WEKIMER 2/24/2011 3:00PM

    I loved it and I agree with the guy. Tit for tat so to speak. hey I wonder if that's where that saying came from....Have to look that one up...LOL kim

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WIGIME 2/24/2011 7:25AM

    And that's when I would "Reach out and touch someone"!

Good one Caz!

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DOOBRIE 2/24/2011 4:57AM

    Another good one, Caz!

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SLENDERELLA61 2/24/2011 3:33AM

    Very good!

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PSALM3RD 2/23/2011 11:21PM

    LOL! ROTFLOL!

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CRAZYGAGRANNY 2/23/2011 10:09PM

    emoticonOh Yeah...he is way out in the dog house forever! But She well deserved it after her comment! What goes round comes round! emoticon

Loved it! Thanks my friend!

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MEADSBAY 2/23/2011 8:55PM

    Oh, I get it all too well, I'm afraid. emoticon

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MOTLEM 2/23/2011 7:13PM

    All's fair.... emoticon

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ANIMALMAGIC 2/23/2011 5:13PM

  ROFL! emoticon emoticon

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CATLADY52 2/23/2011 5:04PM

    Great one! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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REYVE01 2/23/2011 4:50PM

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CAZ5346 2/23/2011 4:01PM

    LMAO emoticon emoticon

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SUSIEPH1 2/23/2011 3:38PM

    Hilarious emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SHECHAM 2/23/2011 3:10PM

    Thanks for the laugh. This is priceless! emoticon

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MAGGIEX3UK 2/23/2011 2:30PM

    too funny

I think this should be a popular joke blog
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TYBEWALLACE 2/23/2011 2:23PM

    Oh H_ll Caz......

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MARITAK 2/23/2011 2:18PM

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PIXIECN 2/23/2011 2:13PM

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Ha! Hilarious!!

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REDMEL 2/23/2011 1:56PM

    bwahahahahaha that was awesome!

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LIBBYFITZ 2/23/2011 1:40PM

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MRS.DOYLE 2/23/2011 12:45PM

    Anyone know a good divorce lawyer???
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JSPEED4 2/23/2011 11:44AM

    I actually like this approach if she does the bed thing a lot. However, sometimes a woman is trying to get into the mood and just can't, and that must happen at times to men--even if only with other things.

A lot of women just don't get the irritation if unsatisfied attraction. The Bible tells men and women to not do that in bed; yet we are human and humans fail at times in their noblest desires and expressions.

Maybe a soft apology for the shopping trip and an emotional expression (Read plea) for more understanding from her will help her realize the situation she creates when she's like that. Then, she'll feel free to think about, and hopefully share, why it happens. WHY is the best word on this planet; even if the only, or real, answer is a bad one, at least you realize where the other person is coming from! emoticon

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LUCKIEST24 2/23/2011 11:30AM

    Touche!

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DEE107 2/23/2011 11:19AM

    oh my

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STEPHIEKNITS 2/23/2011 11:19AM

    Clever and funny!

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JESS0107 2/23/2011 10:54AM

    Cruel but clever!

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PLAYBLUES22 2/23/2011 10:37AM

    Sweetie you are a riot emoticon emoticon

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ELSEEBEE 2/23/2011 10:20AM

    Oh, I needed a good laugh today and that provided it! Thanks! emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 2/23/2011 10:08AM

    Definately a loveless marriage! No one wins this way! What a sad way to live.. emoticon

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FUTUREHOPE49 2/23/2011 9:59AM

    Very good Caz! emoticon

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SENATOR9 2/23/2011 9:55AM

    Cruel no no no perfect answer my new hero thanks Caz emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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HSCHLUTT 2/23/2011 9:26AM

    That was just hilarious. I loved it.

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ROSIE777 2/23/2011 9:16AM

    It was pretty cruel with a hint of funny.

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DEVORA4 2/23/2011 9:05AM

  as a woman I am not lol. That was mean spirited. Now that I've had my say so, LOL

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DEVORA4 2/23/2011 9:05AM

  as a woman I am not lol. That was mean spirited. Now that I've had my say so, LOL

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JESUSSHRINK 2/23/2011 8:53AM

    Wow, that was funny and part cruel.

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The Greatest Anti-Retirement Video of All Time

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

www.garynorth.com/public/6791.cfm


An amazing lady! emoticon

  
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JOYATLAST 2/25/2011 10:19PM

    I am so glad to have stumbled up on that incredible music video.
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ALEXSGIRL1 2/24/2011 7:43PM

    thank you for sending me that next time i have the blahs and cant wait to retire and rest i will look at my new role model she is incredible just like you

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 2/24/2011 4:28PM

  Very cool lady!

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DOOBRIE 2/24/2011 4:47AM

    I loved that video - made me grin from ear to ear!

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BLAKBIRD 2/23/2011 9:42PM

    Awesome!!! - You Next???

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LADYNLI 2/23/2011 9:31PM

    That is a great video! She is an amazing woman.

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NAJENA 2/23/2011 11:25AM

  WOW! Is she great or what no excuses for me.

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DEVORA4 2/23/2011 9:19AM

  my type of gal

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DEE107 2/23/2011 8:28AM

    wow is all I can say

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MARITAK 2/23/2011 8:24AM

  Love it!!!

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JOYINKY 2/23/2011 7:56AM

    Wonderful!

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RAINBOWANGEL99 2/23/2011 7:32AM

    WOW Caz... Thanks for sharing this... What an AMAZNG lady!!! emoticon emoticon

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SWEETTOOTH10 2/23/2011 7:29AM

    Yes, TRULY AWESOME!A true inspiration to all!

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WINKY_EYE 2/23/2011 7:09AM

    That was amazing! It sure don't look like they are having a health care crisis there either. She is so active, my jaw dropped when she was on them ice skates! emoticon

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REJ7777 2/23/2011 5:48AM

    Thank you, Caz. I enjoyed that video so very much! It's just what I needed to start my day on a positive note. Talk about a dynamic, competent, alive and fun woman! I had to get up and dance with that video at the end! (happy dance) emoticon
Hats off to you, Mayor! emoticon

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SUSIEPH1 2/23/2011 4:47AM

    Absolutely Awesome!! emoticon emoticon

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Why Strength Training Is a Necessity for Older Adults

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I urge to read this article
www.dailyspark.com/blog.asp?post=str
ength_training_isnt_just_for_the_young

  
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LUCKIEST24 2/23/2011 11:31AM

    Thanks for the reminder, Caz. This is an area that I really want to improve upoon (in other words, I do very little strength training!). You continue to inspire me...thanks!

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BRAVEONE92 2/23/2011 9:27AM

    Thanks Caz for a great article! I love strength training,
but I have not gotten back into it, since surgery. I
always feel better when I do. emoticon emoticon

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JOYINKY 2/23/2011 8:06AM

    I love the way ST makes me feel! Have been doing it for years now. Very good article; thanks!

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HEALTHY4ME 2/23/2011 6:54AM

    Thank Caz I read it and wrote about the protein and carbs after. I know that from my medical training just have to put all this into my mind, and body!

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RAINBOWANGEL99 2/23/2011 6:52AM

    emoticon for the info Caz... you are always VERY inspiring when it comes to strength training!

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REJ7777 2/23/2011 6:12AM

    Very motivating article! I'm doing so much better on my cardio, but still haven't nailed down strength training yet. Thanks for the nudge. emoticon

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Diane from Ottawa

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SUSIEPH1 2/23/2011 4:46AM

    Hi Darls !! I do my strength training every day and absolutely love it ... at 68 I am stronger and healthier that I have ever been in my whole life!! ...
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DEVORA4 2/23/2011 4:37AM

  I read it and I do strength training every 2nd day, Thanks anyways

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