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Senior Texting Code

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you


ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil



GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In) kidding

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KAKIPOPUP 12/23/2010 3:53PM

    Love them!

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DEBBIE1414 12/23/2010 1:39PM

    LOL!!

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*MADHU* 12/23/2010 11:30AM

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PURPLESPEDCOW 12/23/2010 10:47AM

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VAMANOS 12/23/2010 10:39AM

    Love these, will post on refrigerator! CRS (Can't remember sh--t) emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 12/22/2010 10:30PM

    love them and glad i'm not there yet!

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CATLADY52 12/22/2010 3:30PM

    emoticon Very funny!

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STEPHIEKNITS 12/22/2010 2:12PM

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 12/22/2010 12:56PM

    Thank you ... you had me ROFLMAO ... emoticon

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GVANSCOOT 12/22/2010 12:02PM

    LOL ... GGPBL emoticon emoticon

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SENATOR9 12/22/2010 11:58AM

    V.F.C(Very funny Caz) and I am getting near that age group

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JOYINKY 12/22/2010 10:59AM

    Funny! WICRL (wish I could remember later!) Not funny, kidding. emoticon

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SANDRAMOTE 12/22/2010 10:44AM

    Love it. Thanks for sharing.

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JUST_TRI_IT 12/22/2010 10:42AM

    ROFL... CGU emoticon

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MRS.DOYLE 12/22/2010 10:33AM

    Brilliant. I won't be able to help thinking of these alternative meanings whenever I see these abbreviations. ROFL...CGU.

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PEGGYMAS1 12/22/2010 9:06AM

    thank you so much I needed a funny today!! emoticon

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DEE107 12/22/2010 8:30AM

    I need a good laugh thanks for the giggle

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LUCKIEST24 12/22/2010 8:25AM

    I'd better start memorizing those!!! I don't want to be left behind!

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HISARTIST 12/22/2010 8:23AM

    These are great...should I worry if I know who Lawrence Welk is??

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ELSEEBEE 12/22/2010 7:44AM

    OMG-TTF! (that's too funny!)

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SWAZY33 12/22/2010 7:07AM

    Love these! emoticon

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DFROMTX 12/22/2010 6:17AM

    As a senior myself, I can relate to some of these....very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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CHRYS13 12/22/2010 5:59AM

    Oh, Caz....I'm laughing 'til the tears are running!
Hilarious!!! emoticon

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SUSIEPH1 12/22/2010 5:32AM

    How delight ful! Thank you Caz You always good for a giggle my friend!! .
Love and hugs Susie

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MRE1956 12/22/2010 5:04AM

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O M G - where do you come up with these things? You are amazing! Your humor should be bottled up and sold - you'd be a zillionaire!

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IMEMINE1 12/22/2010 4:53AM

    So cute

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MILLYMOUSE1 12/22/2010 4:53AM

    They are fantasic Caz had a good belly laugh
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STUBBSKID69 12/22/2010 4:39AM

    Very funny!! Thanks for sharing.

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SANTA'S REINDEER ORCHESTRA

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

A bit of frivolity as Crimbo is almost here
Then try clicking on, one-by-one, each of the Reindeers to enjoy the performance!
www.icq.com/img/friendship/static/ca
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LEXIE63 12/24/2010 6:02PM

    Nice one! Have copied and pasted the link for family and friends. :-)
Merry Christmas!
Hugs,
Lex xxx
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0309COOKIE 12/21/2010 8:01PM

    That was sooooooo adorable! Thanks for that!

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MBSKIT 12/21/2010 2:31PM

    That was cute

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ANNEMAC5 12/21/2010 1:49PM

    That was so clever, enjoyed playing emoticon

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SENATOR9 12/21/2010 11:19AM

    My grandkids will love this thank you emoticon emoticon

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JUDY1676 12/21/2010 10:11AM

    That was great! Thanks for sharing!
Have a Merry Christmas!

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RHONDA_11 12/21/2010 9:31AM

    Adorable! emoticon

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JUST_TRI_IT 12/21/2010 9:24AM

    Have a great one :) emoticon

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DEE107 12/21/2010 8:30AM

    how cute thanks for sharing

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ELSEEBEE 12/21/2010 8:23AM

    That was too much fun! No reindeer addiction- gotta go bake cookies!
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BEFIT013 12/21/2010 8:14AM

    VERY cute!

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LAURELSPARK 12/21/2010 6:56AM

    I loved it!

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GVANSCOOT 12/21/2010 6:27AM

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RAINBOWANGEL99 12/21/2010 6:27AM

    emoticon loved it!!! Soo CUTE emoticon

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DEVORA4 12/21/2010 4:31AM

  Nice Caz. Merry Christmas to you and yours. debby

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MUVFASTA 12/21/2010 4:17AM

    Very cute. Tanks for sharing.

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SUSIEPH1 12/21/2010 4:10AM

    Thank you for Sharing Caz !! just lovely !
Love and Hugs Susie

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MISSYRH3 12/21/2010 4:06AM

  very cute
have a great holiday

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HYMN # 365-SO SO FUNNY

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If
I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down..

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' *

Smile - life is too short not to!!*



*If this brightened your day**
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.** *

*See you at the river !!*


  
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REJ7777 12/24/2010 1:56PM

    Bet they had a party by THAT river! emoticon

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HISARTIST 12/22/2010 8:25AM

    Gives a whole new meaning to "on the rocks". emoticon

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ELAINESHAFF 12/21/2010 10:05PM

    I know I sill pass it on. I liked this one.
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CATLADY52 12/21/2010 6:30PM

    Who is bringing the straws?

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JATHUENER 12/21/2010 11:49AM

    emoticon emoticon thank you for the good the good joke

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MRS.DOYLE 12/21/2010 10:36AM

    Brilliant. I will definitely pass that one on.
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    emoticon Yeah, that brightened my day! emoticon

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LAURELSPARK 12/21/2010 6:57AM

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LINDYPAINTS 12/21/2010 6:38AM

    LOL thanks for another great joke!

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LINDYPAINTS 12/21/2010 6:38AM

    LOL thanks for another great joke!

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GVANSCOOT 12/21/2010 6:30AM

    Cheers! emoticon

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BARNFISH 12/21/2010 6:11AM

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MCOSKI 12/21/2010 6:10AM

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Too cute!! Thank you.

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MILLYMOUSE1 12/21/2010 4:14AM

   
Loved it Caz very funny
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    That's funny! Cute joke! emoticon

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Only An Aussie Can Make a Female Feel Like A Woman LOL

Monday, December 20, 2010

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful,
and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and
screamed,
“I'm too young to die,” she cried.
Then she yelled, “If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable....!”
“Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman
in the front
of the plane.

Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
one button at a time……. no one moved.

He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest & arms.

She gasped....!

Then he spoke....”Iron this will you…. and then get me a beer!!!”


“GOD BLESS THE AUSTRALIAN MALE”

  
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HISARTIST 12/22/2010 8:24AM

    That's funny! emoticon

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MOTLEM 12/21/2010 8:36PM

    emoticon Being an Aussie female, I can relate to this.

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JATHUENER 12/21/2010 5:34PM

    LOL oh really LOL that was a good one

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LINDYPAINTS 12/21/2010 6:48AM

    Oh, yeah... how true... sigh... LOL

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LINDYPAINTS 12/21/2010 6:48AM

    Oh, yeah... how true... sigh... LOL

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MRSROBERSON09 12/21/2010 4:37AM

    funny!

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SUSIEPH1 12/21/2010 12:58AM

    Exactly Caz Exactly!! emoticon

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ELAINESHAFF 12/20/2010 10:26PM

    You gave me my chuckle for the day.

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TWEETYKC00 12/20/2010 10:19PM

    leave it to a man, right!

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DEVORA4 12/20/2010 8:50PM

  emoticonThe face of sheer disappointment. I was hoping for a better ending. If you know what I mean. emoticon

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DEE107 12/20/2010 6:57PM

    thanks for the giggle

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PIXIECN 12/20/2010 3:56PM

  HA! I love it!

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Sprout-tastic! Don't open if easily offended!

Monday, December 20, 2010

If you could do without sprouts, click this link..... very funny! www.eyegas.com/xmas05/

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LISA0517 12/21/2010 10:19AM

    That is so hilarious! Fun, fun fun! Thank you for sharing it. emoticon

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JUDY1676 12/21/2010 10:17AM

    loved it!

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 12/20/2010 11:58AM

    emoticon I can't believe how long I played with this!

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_RAMONA 12/20/2010 11:07AM

    Caz! HOW do you find this stuff, LOL! The Divine Miss O and I just had a blast with the feeding and farting version... I got up to level 5!!!

{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}
Ramona

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LUCKIEST24 12/20/2010 10:42AM

    Thanks, Caz!!! I loved this "game!"

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ALEXSGIRL1 12/20/2010 9:55AM

    thanks so much for the fun broiled sprouts with sea salt is pretty good but that was hi;arious

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GEOFROG 12/20/2010 9:50AM

    Wish I had this as a kid for my mom to see. (No computers back then! LOL!) I hate brussel sprouts!

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MARITAK 12/20/2010 8:45AM

  Thank you, I love these games.

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DEE107 12/20/2010 8:45AM

    lol thanks

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ELSEEBEE 12/20/2010 7:59AM

    I LOVE sprouts! But that was really funny and I had a good laugh. Sending to DH and his brother, whose collective maturity will think that's about the funniest thing they've ever seen!
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DEVORA4 12/20/2010 6:46AM

  I don't think you really like me! You know I am addicted to these games. emoticon emoticon

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TWOTIMESS 12/20/2010 6:02AM

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LYNN-LOVES-LIFE 12/20/2010 4:36AM

    My son would give you a big ole kiss on the cheek for this one. he hates them....

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SENATOR9 12/20/2010 4:26AM

    Fun Funny awesome emoticon

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-POOKIE- 12/20/2010 4:00AM

    *sighs* poor misunderstod vegetable... I love them! Had them the last two days, more tonight!

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SUSIEPH1 12/20/2010 3:37AM

    Hilarious Caz You have done it again!!.
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