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HYMN # 365-SO SO FUNNY

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If
I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down..

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' *

Smile - life is too short not to!!*



*If this brightened your day**
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.** *

*See you at the river !!*


  
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REJ7777 12/24/2010 1:56PM

    Bet they had a party by THAT river! emoticon

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HISARTIST 12/22/2010 8:25AM

    Gives a whole new meaning to "on the rocks". emoticon

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ELAINESHAFF 12/21/2010 10:05PM

    I know I sill pass it on. I liked this one.
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CATLADY52 12/21/2010 6:30PM

    Who is bringing the straws?

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JATHUENER 12/21/2010 11:49AM

    emoticon emoticon thank you for the good the good joke

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MRS.DOYLE 12/21/2010 10:36AM

    Brilliant. I will definitely pass that one on.
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    emoticon Yeah, that brightened my day! emoticon

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LINDYPAINTS 12/21/2010 6:38AM

    LOL thanks for another great joke!

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LINDYPAINTS 12/21/2010 6:38AM

    LOL thanks for another great joke!

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GVANSCOOT 12/21/2010 6:30AM

  Cheers! emoticon

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BARNFISH 12/21/2010 6:11AM

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Thanks for the chuckle!

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MCOSKI 12/21/2010 6:10AM

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Too cute!! Thank you.

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MILLYMOUSE1 12/21/2010 4:14AM

   
Loved it Caz very funny
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    That's funny! Cute joke! emoticon

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Only An Aussie Can Make a Female Feel Like A Woman LOL

Monday, December 20, 2010

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful,
and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and
screamed,
“I'm too young to die,” she cried.
Then she yelled, “If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable....!”
“Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?”

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman
in the front
of the plane.

Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
one button at a time……. no one moved.

He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest & arms.

She gasped....!

Then he spoke....”Iron this will you…. and then get me a beer!!!”


“GOD BLESS THE AUSTRALIAN MALE”

  
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HISARTIST 12/22/2010 8:24AM

    That's funny! emoticon

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MOTLEM 12/21/2010 8:36PM

    emoticon Being an Aussie female, I can relate to this.

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JATHUENER 12/21/2010 5:34PM

    LOL oh really LOL that was a good one

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LINDYPAINTS 12/21/2010 6:48AM

    Oh, yeah... how true... sigh... LOL

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LINDYPAINTS 12/21/2010 6:48AM

    Oh, yeah... how true... sigh... LOL

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MRSROBERSON09 12/21/2010 4:37AM

    funny!

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SUSIEPH1 12/21/2010 12:58AM

    Exactly Caz Exactly!! emoticon

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ELAINESHAFF 12/20/2010 10:26PM

    You gave me my chuckle for the day.

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TWEETYKC00 12/20/2010 10:19PM

    leave it to a man, right!

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DEVORA4 12/20/2010 8:50PM

  emoticonThe face of sheer disappointment. I was hoping for a better ending. If you know what I mean. emoticon

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DEE107 12/20/2010 6:57PM

    thanks for the giggle

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PIXIECN 12/20/2010 3:56PM

  HA! I love it!

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Sprout-tastic! Don't open if easily offended!

Monday, December 20, 2010

If you could do without sprouts, click this link..... very funny! www.eyegas.com/xmas05/

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LISA0517 12/21/2010 10:19AM

    That is so hilarious! Fun, fun fun! Thank you for sharing it. emoticon

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JUDY1676 12/21/2010 10:17AM

    loved it!

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  emoticon I can't believe how long I played with this!

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_RAMONA 12/20/2010 11:07AM

    Caz! HOW do you find this stuff, LOL! The Divine Miss O and I just had a blast with the feeding and farting version... I got up to level 5!!!

{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}
Ramona

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LUCKIEST24 12/20/2010 10:42AM

    Thanks, Caz!!! I loved this "game!"

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ALEXSGIRL1 12/20/2010 9:55AM

    thanks so much for the fun broiled sprouts with sea salt is pretty good but that was hi;arious

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GEOFROG 12/20/2010 9:50AM

    Wish I had this as a kid for my mom to see. (No computers back then! LOL!) I hate brussel sprouts!

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MARITAK 12/20/2010 8:45AM

  Thank you, I love these games.

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DEE107 12/20/2010 8:45AM

    lol thanks

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ELSEEBEE 12/20/2010 7:59AM

    I LOVE sprouts! But that was really funny and I had a good laugh. Sending to DH and his brother, whose collective maturity will think that's about the funniest thing they've ever seen!
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DEVORA4 12/20/2010 6:46AM

  I don't think you really like me! You know I am addicted to these games. emoticon emoticon

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TWOTIMESS 12/20/2010 6:02AM

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LYNN-LOVESLIFE7 12/20/2010 4:36AM

    My son would give you a big ole kiss on the cheek for this one. he hates them....

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SENATOR9 12/20/2010 4:26AM

    Fun Funny awesome emoticon

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-POOKIE- 12/20/2010 4:00AM

    *sighs* poor misunderstod vegetable... I love them! Had them the last two days, more tonight!

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SUSIEPH1 12/20/2010 3:37AM

    Hilarious Caz You have done it again!!.
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Maxine's First Day @ Wal-Mart

Sunday, December 19, 2010

My first day of employment @ WAL-MART...



So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why on EARTH would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

  
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    I'd buy tickets to watch people come into that WalMart emoticon

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    emoticon Leave it to Maxine to tell it like it is! emoticon

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JATHUENER 12/21/2010 11:51AM

    thanks for making my day LOL

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JUST_TRI_IT 12/21/2010 9:27AM

    Gotta love the old ladies with purple socks, red hats and the right words!!

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ELAINESHAFF 12/19/2010 11:50PM

    Gotta love Maxine!!
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TWEETYKC00 12/19/2010 9:52PM

    a good one as always, you have to love Maxine!

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DEE107 12/19/2010 9:32PM

    good one

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LUCKIEST24 12/19/2010 5:24PM

    Har!!! emoticon

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TWOTIMESS 12/19/2010 5:08PM

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LEXIE63 12/19/2010 3:33PM

    Yay Maxine! Why can't I think these things up on the spot! LOLOL
Hugs,
Lex xxx
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NOTFATCAT 12/19/2010 1:44PM

    I love Maxine. Thanks for sharing this great one.

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    So can Maxine say "The truth set me free"? emoticon

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 12/19/2010 12:09PM

  ROFLMAO ... I LOVE Maxine! Thanks so much for the laugh! emoticon

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    emoticon Gotta love Maxine

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ALEXSGIRL1 12/19/2010 10:05AM

    love this

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MEADSBAY 12/19/2010 10:05AM

    My daughter IS a greeter at wally world and they joke and wish they could say 'welcome to walmart- now get your shi+ and get the hell outta here!'

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DFROMTX 12/19/2010 9:54AM

    Maxine is my favorite!! She says what we would LIKE to say.
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GATOR12 12/19/2010 9:48AM

    Oh, Caz, my biggest smile of the year!! DH esp liked it!!

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MARITAK 12/19/2010 9:31AM

  Love Maxine! She always has the right answer!!! Thank you for sharing.

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    Good ol' Maxine! She always tell it like it is! emoticon

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ELSEEBEE 12/19/2010 8:21AM

    Before I retired, I always said I'd be a Wal-mart greeter. Now that I'm retired, I don't have time for a job at Wal-mart or any where else!

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BAZNCAZ 12/19/2010 8:17AM

    Thats a GOOD ONE emoticon

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CHRYS13 12/19/2010 7:22AM

    Love it! Wouldn't we all love to say something like that?!!!
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  emoticonwow what a comeback. emoticon

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LAMAGAMEXICANA 12/19/2010 4:48AM

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't know about you, but I think that that was the best answer you could have given. I'm sorry that you lost your job after only a day, but I'm glad that you stood up for yourself and that you will no longer be surrounded by such negativity!

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The Lighter Side of the Bible 8

Sunday, December 19, 2010

  
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    lol awesome

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  I always say that this is the best so here I go again........................ My humorless DH didn't get it! As Anne Robinson says, "A bit thick." No matter, I am emoticon

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