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Sprout-tastic! Don't open if easily offended!

Monday, December 20, 2010

If you could do without sprouts, click this link..... very funny! www.eyegas.com/xmas05/

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LISA0517 12/21/2010 10:19AM

    That is so hilarious! Fun, fun fun! Thank you for sharing it. emoticon

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JUDY1676 12/21/2010 10:17AM

    loved it!

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MBSKIT 12/20/2010 2:59PM

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 12/20/2010 11:58AM

  emoticon I can't believe how long I played with this!

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_RAMONA 12/20/2010 11:07AM

    Caz! HOW do you find this stuff, LOL! The Divine Miss O and I just had a blast with the feeding and farting version... I got up to level 5!!!

{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}
Ramona

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LUCKIEST24 12/20/2010 10:42AM

    Thanks, Caz!!! I loved this "game!"

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ALEXSGIRL1 12/20/2010 9:55AM

    thanks so much for the fun broiled sprouts with sea salt is pretty good but that was hi;arious

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GEOFROG 12/20/2010 9:50AM

    Wish I had this as a kid for my mom to see. (No computers back then! LOL!) I hate brussel sprouts!

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MARITAK 12/20/2010 8:45AM

  Thank you, I love these games.

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DEE107 12/20/2010 8:45AM

    lol thanks

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ELSEEBEE 12/20/2010 7:59AM

    I LOVE sprouts! But that was really funny and I had a good laugh. Sending to DH and his brother, whose collective maturity will think that's about the funniest thing they've ever seen!
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DEVORA4 12/20/2010 6:46AM

  I don't think you really like me! You know I am addicted to these games. emoticon emoticon

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CHRYS13 12/20/2010 6:02AM

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TWOTIMESS 12/20/2010 6:02AM

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That was fun!

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LYNN-LOVESLIFE7 12/20/2010 4:36AM

    My son would give you a big ole kiss on the cheek for this one. he hates them....

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SENATOR9 12/20/2010 4:26AM

    Fun Funny awesome emoticon

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-POOKIE- 12/20/2010 4:00AM

    *sighs* poor misunderstod vegetable... I love them! Had them the last two days, more tonight!

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SUSIEPH1 12/20/2010 3:37AM

    Hilarious Caz You have done it again!!.
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Maxine's First Day @ Wal-Mart

Sunday, December 19, 2010

My first day of employment @ WAL-MART...



So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why on EARTH would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

  
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DRB13_1 12/24/2010 10:10PM

    I'd buy tickets to watch people come into that WalMart emoticon

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REJ7777 12/24/2010 1:59PM

    emoticon Leave it to Maxine to tell it like it is! emoticon

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JATHUENER 12/21/2010 11:51AM

    thanks for making my day LOL

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JUST_TRI_IT 12/21/2010 9:27AM

    Gotta love the old ladies with purple socks, red hats and the right words!!

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ELAINESHAFF 12/19/2010 11:50PM

    Gotta love Maxine!!
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TWEETYKC00 12/19/2010 9:52PM

    a good one as always, you have to love Maxine!

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DEE107 12/19/2010 9:32PM

    good one

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LUCKIEST24 12/19/2010 5:24PM

    Har!!! emoticon

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TWOTIMESS 12/19/2010 5:08PM

    emoticon
Fantastic!

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MAGPIE74 12/19/2010 3:47PM

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LEXIE63 12/19/2010 3:33PM

    Yay Maxine! Why can't I think these things up on the spot! LOLOL
Hugs,
Lex xxx
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NOTFATCAT 12/19/2010 1:44PM

    I love Maxine. Thanks for sharing this great one.

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CATLADY52 12/19/2010 12:47PM

    So can Maxine say "The truth set me free"? emoticon

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 12/19/2010 12:09PM

  ROFLMAO ... I LOVE Maxine! Thanks so much for the laugh! emoticon

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MBSKIT 12/19/2010 10:22AM

    emoticon Gotta love Maxine

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ALEXSGIRL1 12/19/2010 10:05AM

    love this

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MEADSBAY 12/19/2010 10:05AM

    My daughter IS a greeter at wally world and they joke and wish they could say 'welcome to walmart- now get your shi+ and get the hell outta here!'

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DFROMTX 12/19/2010 9:54AM

    Maxine is my favorite!! She says what we would LIKE to say.
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LUVDOGZ 12/19/2010 9:52AM

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GATOR12 12/19/2010 9:48AM

    Oh, Caz, my biggest smile of the year!! DH esp liked it!!

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MARITAK 12/19/2010 9:31AM

  Love Maxine! She always has the right answer!!! Thank you for sharing.

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THENEWME43 12/19/2010 9:30AM

    Good ol' Maxine! She always tell it like it is! emoticon

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ELSEEBEE 12/19/2010 8:21AM

    Before I retired, I always said I'd be a Wal-mart greeter. Now that I'm retired, I don't have time for a job at Wal-mart or any where else!

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BAZNCAZ 12/19/2010 8:17AM

    Thats a GOOD ONE emoticon

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CHRYS13 12/19/2010 7:22AM

    Love it! Wouldn't we all love to say something like that?!!!
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DEVORA4 12/19/2010 5:17AM

  emoticonwow what a comeback. emoticon

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LAMAGAMEXICANA 12/19/2010 4:48AM

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I don't know about you, but I think that that was the best answer you could have given. I'm sorry that you lost your job after only a day, but I'm glad that you stood up for yourself and that you will no longer be surrounded by such negativity!

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The Lighter Side of the Bible 8

Sunday, December 19, 2010

  
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GVANSCOOT 12/19/2010 10:37AM

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HIFIVE06 12/19/2010 8:49AM

    lol awesome

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    I like it! emoticon

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DEVORA4 12/19/2010 4:18AM

  I always say that this is the best so here I go again........................ My humorless DH didn't get it! As Anne Robinson says, "A bit thick." No matter, I am emoticon

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Why Men Wear Earrings LOL

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing
an earring.

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and
is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense".

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity
prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

( I always wondered how this trend got started. )

  
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JATHUENER 12/21/2010 5:27PM

    so now we all know the answer that's a good one

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LYNN-LOVESLIFE7 12/19/2010 9:06PM

    LOL! I just busted out in the biggest laugh. Thanks for the laugh..

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AVRENIM1 12/19/2010 8:00PM

    emoticonSurprise punchline! I was imagining every answer but that one! Good one!

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POLLYWANNA1 12/19/2010 4:04AM

    hehe..

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ELAINESHAFF 12/18/2010 11:08PM

    BUSTED is correct. Got my chuckle for the day.
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    Love it! Thanks for the chuckle! emoticon

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DEVORA4 12/18/2010 12:09PM

  The guy wearing the ear ring wasn't really that conservative, was he? LOL One of your best jokes so far. emoticon

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LADYIRISH317 12/18/2010 11:19AM

    ROFL!

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DEE107 12/18/2010 10:31AM

    thanks for a good one lol

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MEADSBAY 12/18/2010 10:25AM

    BUSTED!!! emoticon

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ANNEMAC5 12/18/2010 9:59AM

    emoticon good one

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    Funny funny emoticon

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JCMYEREZ 12/18/2010 9:33AM

    hahaha....I wear 5

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SHARJOPAUL 12/18/2010 9:30AM

    LOL Love it!

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GEOFROG 12/18/2010 9:23AM

    emoticonThanks for sharing! LOVED IT!!!

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JUNEBUG150 12/18/2010 9:23AM

    Sooo funny!

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    Smiles!

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Fond memories

Saturday, December 18, 2010

So I was messaging on one of my teams this morning and it asked for favourite holiday memories.
I recalled the funniest one; The last Crimbo my mum and dad spent with us before they both passed over the following year.
Dad had fallen asleep, slouched in the armchair, trousers unfastened after eating a huge dinner(how times have changed I'm much more restrained now LOL) and he was snoring away merrily.
The rest of us were talking over the film on TV.
Next minute he wakes up and points aggressively at the top of the curtain rail and shouts "and another thing!", gets up and his unfastened trousers fall around his ankles. emoticon
When ever I feel sad at his passing (especially around this time of year) I think of this and raise a glass to him and it cheers me no end!

It seems to be the time of year to reflect on family foibles.
Last night at our meal out with bezzie mate Jackie and her hubby, Jackie was saying about how she could never match up to her mum's exacting standards (she'd wipe her fingers along work surfaces when she came to stay at Crimbo) and Jackie will have cleaned and dusted for hours. But she also missed cooking with her mum.
Steve's mum on the other hand wa, is, a lousy cook and he and his brothers would do their utmost to find a restaurant open on Crimbo day.....or disappear to the nearest pub.
Steve has his family around Crimbo Day now and cooks for 7 people.
We ended up spending a lot of time talking about family- Both Jackie and I have lost our parents whilst Steve and DH still have theirs to treasure.
We weren't maudlin or anything like that, just treasuring memories.

Make this Crimbo memorable for your nearest and dearest- we will be emoticon emoticon

  
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ASHLEYKAT 12/18/2010 9:59AM

    Aww, what fun! That's my favorite part of Christmas too--reminiscing!

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GATOR12 12/18/2010 9:45AM

    I do think it is a season for remembering past Christmas's--both funny, endearing and those we'd like to forget. But all those happenings made us part of who we are today and why we are who we are. Probably Steve's cooking was to survive!! This is a time of year I have some trouble with depression but no snow here yet trying to keep Crimbo memories in there place, in the past. Happy holidays to you Caz!!

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PATTYKLAVER 12/18/2010 9:21AM

    It's always good to hear about lovely holidays past. Thanks for sharing the memories with us.

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JOYINKY 12/18/2010 9:11AM

    Yes, it is a time for remembering the good times. Many of the ornaments on my tree trigger memories of loved ones and make the decorating and sharing with the grandkids all the more special. Have a great Christmas!

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SHERYLP461 12/18/2010 8:21AM

    Yes, I remember my loved ones who have passed. there are more every year. It is moments like these that bring them to life.

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ANNEMAC5 12/18/2010 7:23AM

    Glad you had a good night out. This time of year is when you tend to reflect on the past,I lost my dad nearly 27years ago he had a heart attack at 56. So I always remember him as that age. He loved christmas and new year and never drank at any other time. We had lots of family over goodness knows how mum coped with at least 20 my dad was shy but a lovely singer so I remember him fondly at this time of year stuffed with christmas dinner and a little drink and he would sing and sing. He also had a twinkle in his eye for mum and she responded like a teenager how embarrassed my sisters and I were. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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CHRYS13 12/18/2010 7:17AM

    You're so right...although I hold my loved ones near and dear all year, this is the Season where I treasure our fondest memories.
Thanks for such a tender reminder.... emoticon

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LEXIE63 12/18/2010 7:16AM

    My Dad used to smoke his annual cigar on Christmas Day. He loathed smoking, and would do this every year to confirm his loathing, so that he could moan about smoking legitimately, as he put it. His philosophy was that you can't complain about something being a filthy habit until you've tried it. LOL

Then one year (I was about ten), I happened to remark that he looked rather like a gorilla sucking on a stick......

Funny thing, he never had another cigar after that.
Hugs,
Lex xxx
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DEVORA4 12/18/2010 6:57AM

  What a cute story about your dad. It is good to reminisce about the old times. Have a lovely weekend my good friend. emoticon emoticon emoticondeb

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HEALTHY4ME 12/18/2010 6:10AM

    I am trying hard to fit more time in for and with dad - hard as I don't get home till supper time. But I do know what you mean. Be year and half now since mum has gone and there are times I so want to tell her something or see her but I still talk to her and know she hears me.
HUGS

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GVANSCOOT 12/18/2010 5:44AM

  Caz- It's these moments we will cherish for ever. I can still think back of how my Mom and Dad always made the holidays so special for our family. Now it's my turn to carry on traditional for my family and friends. Sounds like you had a fun time last night!

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