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$5 bet

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they
are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band
cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon
walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he
proposed to me and I turned him down.

Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

  
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PATRICIAANN46 12/18/2014 3:43PM

  emoticon I wonder how he got home that night?!?!?

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MRS.DOYLE 12/18/2014 2:30PM

    I bet it was the spare room for him that night!
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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 12/18/2014 11:02AM

    Sounds just like a man.

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JANTHEBLONDE 12/18/2014 10:58AM

    That is a good one! Thanks for making me smile and laugh this morning!
I hope you have a wonderful day!
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JUDY1676 12/18/2014 10:10AM

    Thanks for the laugh! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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SNOWANGELS1 12/18/2014 8:56AM

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JOYINKY 12/18/2014 8:18AM

    I'm stuck on $5 bet!? :)

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1CRAZYDOG 12/18/2014 8:09AM

    . . . and that's when the fight started I bet!



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GABY1948 12/18/2014 8:07AM

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LIBELULITA 12/18/2014 7:50AM

    Hahaha....so mean!! emoticon

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 12/18/2014 5:57AM

    Yep...

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/18/2014 4:04AM

    And, that's when she smacked him!

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Where To Go For Lunch

Wednesday, December 17, 2014


A group of softball players, all in their 40's, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big boobs and wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the softball buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the team again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before

  
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IMEMINE1 12/18/2014 5:11AM

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AKELAZ 12/18/2014 2:55AM

    Frightening!! emoticon emoticon

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DEE107 12/18/2014 12:10AM

    lol

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MARITIMER3 12/17/2014 5:44PM

    Oldie but goodie!

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ALEXSGIRL1 12/17/2014 5:38PM

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NPA4LOSS 12/17/2014 2:17PM

    My niece works at Hooters. I should send this to her. emoticon

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MRS.DOYLE 12/17/2014 2:11PM

    That is hilarious.
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PATRICIAANN46 12/17/2014 10:51AM

  emoticon My DH would have had the original reason for going for each age group!!!

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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 12/17/2014 10:50AM

    Very funny. I like JOHNWBROCKSR777"s answer Because he is right men never get too old to look. HA! HA!

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JANTHEBLONDE 12/17/2014 10:06AM

    Oh my gosh! That's a good one! "Love it!" I hope you have a wonderful Wednesday!
Hugs and love,
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JUDY1676 12/17/2014 9:45AM

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LIBELULITA 12/17/2014 9:15AM

    Bwaaahahhahahah!! Too too funny!! emoticon emoticon

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GLUCOZA 12/17/2014 8:07AM

    LOL, thank you! You just made my day!

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/17/2014 6:43AM

    Cute

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HEALTHY4ME 12/17/2014 6:40AM

    LOL funny!!!

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BEFIT014 12/17/2014 6:26AM

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JANET552 12/17/2014 6:17AM

    Love this joke!

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 12/17/2014 6:12AM

    Good...I had a better ending for that story...At 80 they finally agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big boobs and wore short-shorts. Men never get too old to look at T & A...lol

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TWEETYKC00 12/17/2014 6:05AM

    lol

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Christmas is a marathon it seems not a sprint LOL

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Just a quick pop by this morning, going out to lunch with friends for a ANOTHER pre Crimbo drinkipoos..........................I'll be all Christmassed out come the 25th emoticon

  
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LKWQUILTER 12/18/2014 8:36PM

    Hope you had a super time Caz!

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IAMAGEMLOVER 12/17/2014 11:39AM

    Enjoy yourself Caz.

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DEE107 12/17/2014 12:23AM

    enjoy

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/16/2014 9:20PM

    I know the feeling - too bad the "happiest time of the year" can't be spread out over months - without the hype and (good, fantastic, calorie ridden) food. emoticon

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PATRICIAANN46 12/16/2014 8:25PM

  That sounds like a lot of fun...............I hope you enjoyed it.
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SHANTODD420 12/16/2014 4:27PM

    Have a great time and enjoy your time with friends.

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JANTHEBLONDE 12/16/2014 11:13AM

    Enjoy going out to lunch with your friends today! I hope you have a terrific Tuesday!
Hugs and love,
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JOYINKY 12/16/2014 11:07AM

    Yes, but even that will feel good! Merry Christmas! emoticon

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SNOWANGELS1 12/16/2014 11:01AM

    Enjoy your day!

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GAYEMC 12/16/2014 10:46AM

    Sounds like fun, have a great time!

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    Enjoy the time with friends! emoticon emoticon

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SHAWFAN 12/16/2014 7:46AM

    Have a great time! emoticon emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 12/16/2014 6:54AM

    Have fun!!!

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 12/16/2014 6:35AM

    Have a great day Caz...

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AKELAZ 12/16/2014 5:25AM

    OOPS! Double post - sorry!

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AKELAZ 12/16/2014 5:25AM

    GREAT! Enjoy today - and remember you can take it easy later.
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    Have a good day, Caz! emoticon

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To the Girls !!

Monday, December 15, 2014

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what happened.

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cakes.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

If you can't be a good example ~ then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

I'm not going to vacuum until Dyson makes one you can ride on.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

  
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MARITIMER3 12/16/2014 5:29PM

    Right on

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ARMOMMI2 12/16/2014 1:30AM

  As usual, you made me l o l. Thanks. You're a hoot!! emoticon

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DEE107 12/16/2014 12:04AM

    lol

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/15/2014 11:28PM

    Terrific!

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LKWQUILTER 12/15/2014 9:33PM

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IAMAGEMLOVER 12/15/2014 7:24PM

    emoticon When kids are born, they walk on your apron strings, as they get older, they walk on your heart.

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MRS.DOYLE 12/15/2014 1:47PM

    ...and I always tell new parents that the first 18 years are the worst!

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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 12/15/2014 11:34AM

    Loved all your quotes. Isn't it grand to older. It Would be great if I was still able to climb mountains and dance all night. Ha Ha. Have a great day.

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JANTHEBLONDE 12/15/2014 11:07AM

    I absolutely love your blog! I hope you have a fabulous Monday in a week full of lots of love and happiness!
Hugs and love,
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JUDY1676 12/15/2014 9:39AM

    Yup! They're true!
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SNOWANGELS1 12/15/2014 9:02AM

    Pretty much right on.

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JOYINKY 12/15/2014 8:57AM

    Some true; all fun!

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HEALTHY4ME 12/15/2014 7:43AM

    hmmm tried to put emoticon and wouldn't work. oh well.

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LIBELULITA 12/15/2014 7:34AM

    never truer words spoken emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 12/15/2014 7:05AM

    All of these true! LOL



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JOHNWBROCKSR777 12/15/2014 6:07AM

    True....

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TWEETYKC00 12/15/2014 6:01AM

    great!

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IMEMINE1 12/15/2014 4:59AM

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SWEDE_SU 12/15/2014 4:38AM

    emoticon thanks for the giggle!

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AKELAZ 12/15/2014 4:34AM

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BEFIT014 12/15/2014 4:30AM

    emoticon Good ones, Caz!

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I have...............

Sunday, December 14, 2014

the most beautiful pale blue and pink sky to look at this crisp winter morning!





Just wanted to share!

I know a red sky in the morning is a warning of bad weather to come....but was this not an awesome sight to greet me this morning? emoticon

  
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DEE107 12/15/2014 12:03AM

    how pretty

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ARMOMMI2 12/14/2014 11:14PM

  Thank you for sharing. I find the sunrises and sunsets such peaceful times of the day. I make sure I'm watching. Thanks emoticon

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 12/14/2014 8:30PM

    Love it...

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SHAWFAN 12/14/2014 7:09PM

    Lovely, Caz. Thank you for sharing your beautiful sky. emoticon

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IAMAGEMLOVER 12/14/2014 5:13PM

    It sure is pretty. I hope the saying isn't true. Red sky at night sailors's delight, red sky in morning sailor's take warning. Have a great day Caz.

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NPA4LOSS 12/14/2014 4:03PM

    It is beautiful!

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JANTHEBLONDE 12/14/2014 3:22PM

    Thanks for sharing your beautiful pictures! "absolutely gorgeous!" I hope you have a fabulous day!
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LKWQUILTER 12/14/2014 3:18PM

    Beautiful Caz!!

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MEADSBAY 12/14/2014 2:21PM

    Lucky!


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MRS.DOYLE 12/14/2014 12:33PM

    I always make a point of looking at the sunrise and sunset if I am free at the right times. Your photos are lovely.

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TWEETYKC00 12/14/2014 11:50AM

    So pretty!

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LIVINGLOVINLIFE 12/14/2014 11:48AM

    It is breath-taking. Thanks for sharing.

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JUDY1676 12/14/2014 11:34AM

    emoticon ( but hope you don't get the bad weather!)

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MARITIMER3 12/14/2014 10:00AM

    Spectacular... proves it's worth getting up early.

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JOYINKY 12/14/2014 9:25AM

    I call that a cotton candy sky! Red sky in morning doesn't work here. Our storms almost always come from the west; so a red morning sky is usually the tail end of bad weather. Have a wonderful day!

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IMEMINE1 12/14/2014 8:54AM

    It is beautiful. emoticon

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SNOWANGELS1 12/14/2014 8:22AM

    It is indeed a wonderful sight to see!

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GABY1948 12/14/2014 7:53AM

    emoticon indeed! Thanks for sharing, ikkle!

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HEALTHY4ME 12/14/2014 7:09AM

    Beautiful... ours from this side is just dull. lol But hoping I may be able to get outside and walk with the walker. Hubby suggested it yesterday, but it was a down day, very little bend and movement. Did all my exercises but man. the 2 days prior were good, slept well last night so today is going to be good too!!! got my knee bent as I sit here!
HUGS enjoy your sky and hope the weather stays decent!

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1CRAZYDOG 12/14/2014 6:47AM

    Thank you for sharing! BEAUTIFUL!

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DESERTDREAMERS 12/14/2014 5:54AM

    Terrific!

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AKELAZ 12/14/2014 5:03AM

    Wonderful, Caz. We're really lucky this year - aren't we - so far . . .

Thanks for sharing your lovely sky. emoticon

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LEXIE63 12/14/2014 4:44AM

    Rather enjoyed the crunching sound on the grass this morning. :-) Cold is the price we pay this time of year for a nice day. :-)

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KRISZTA11 12/14/2014 4:37AM

    Wonderful sight, thank you for sharing!
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BEFIT014 12/14/2014 4:35AM

    Beautiful!

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LIBELULITA 12/14/2014 4:28AM

    Ah, that's beautiful, and certainly better than we have here today in Andalucuia; it's chucking it down! emoticon emoticon

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SWEDE_SU 12/14/2014 3:58AM

    lovely! thanks for sharing! emoticon

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