Ok, so I've been wanting to try a Zumba class for ages, maybe 2 yrs? Not sure... anyway, a friend signed up and asked me to go along. Sure, first class is free so what do I have to lose. Oh my gosh! A lot, apparently.
I nearly lost my mind when the music began to boom. "If it's too loud, you're too old." I'm too old.
I nearly lost my self respect when the tiny teacher went to the front of the room and began to perform moves that I've never seen let alone attempted.
I nearly lost my sense of humor when the teacher's tiny fanny did these cute wiggles and I nearly knocked my friend across the room trying the same moves.
I nearly lost my temper when I looked at the clock and realized that exactly 15 min. had past and there were 45 to go.
I nearly lost my supper doing all those spins. I gave up and marched in place after the first 1500.
I nearly lost any sense of fun when I kept going left and the class would go right or vice versa.
No wonder people lose weight on it. I think you kill brain cells. My friend says she didn't like it after the first one but last night was her third and she loved it. She thinks I should try again and I think she's lost too many brain cells.