Edna's letter

Sunday, July 24, 2011

This letter was sent to the School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.

Dear Lions Bay School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to bugger off.

Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.

God bless you all.

Sincerely,
Edna

  

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Catholic shampoo

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, " Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."

"I can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. "We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "Back at our nunnery, we call it Catholic shampoo."

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "The curlers are on the house."

  

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What the doctor said

Friday, July 22, 2011

A sad-looking man went to a bar and ordered six whiskies, which the barman poured for him in six glasses.

"Line them up in front of me, will you?" the customer asked.

The barman obliged and the man downed the contents of the first glass, then the third glass, then the fifth glass. Then, after paying for all six drinks, he said goodnight to the barman and turned to walk away.

"Hang on," said the barman, "you've still got three glasses."

"Yes, I know," said the man. "The doctor said he didn't mind me having the odd drink."

  

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It could only happen in England

Thursday, July 21, 2011

A policeman came home from work early one day and found his wife in bed with two other policemen.

He said: "Hello, Hello!"

And his wife said: "Aren't you talking to me?"

  

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One lazy Sunday morning

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself will eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"


Thanks Kathryn.

  

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